My Brother, My Brother And Me: MBMBaM 375: Massage Drone Switcheroo

October 9, 2017 10:33 AM

Thank you all for joining us as Griffin makes a startling announcement about a decision he's made this fateful, aromatic day. He asks for your patience and your strength in these trying, nasty times. Suggested talking points: Stinkboy Press Conference, Rory's Bucket, Sexy Bean, Jimmy Buffettttt's Daiquiritown, A Deep Red Color, Rub Runner
posted by Tevin (11 comments total)

When they were talking about a spa that's not at all about relaxation I was like these boys have got to expand their spa horizons. I have definitely been to this place.
posted by bleep at 11:43 AM on October 9, 2017

Yeah any spa that doesn't make your eyes bug out a little at the price is a 50/50 of getting the sandpaper treatment.
posted by Tevin at 11:46 AM on October 9, 2017

Justin's comment that was something like 'you may have parked the vehicle but everyone knows where you were driving the car' was just perfect.
posted by graventy at 2:06 PM on October 9, 2017 [6 favorites]

I would probably eat at a Burger Kang.
posted by minsies at 6:45 PM on October 9, 2017

"Travis, you may have parked the car outside but everyone knows you drove there."

Considering it was in reference to Travis thinking of a Alf eating cats = eating pussy joke, this was completely justified.
posted by Mr.Encyclopedia at 6:51 PM on October 9, 2017 [3 favorites]

Also, I really want to consider Travis's "socks are the doughnut holes of the underwear world" to be complete garbononsense, but it's starting to make sense to me.

Help, I think I am broken.
posted by minsies at 6:58 PM on October 9, 2017 [1 favorite]

It makes perfect sense to me.
posted by bleep at 8:02 PM on October 9, 2017

They're like donut holes in that you can see how the products attach, but they're vastly improved by not being attached at all.
posted by fomhar at 2:08 AM on October 10, 2017 [1 favorite]

Undies with socks attached are tights, no?
posted by Rock Steady at 9:55 AM on October 10, 2017 [1 favorite]

Or footie pajamas.
posted by graventy at 7:29 AM on October 12, 2017

Do they make footie pajama bottoms? I feel like I've only ever seen them in union suit form, which is undies + socks + shirt.
posted by Rock Steady at 10:16 AM on October 12, 2017