FanFare

All right stop/ Federate and listen/ Shran is back with a brand new intention/ Icicle grabs a hold of him tightly/ Flow like a ushaan-tor daily and nightly/ Will it ever stop?/ Yo, I don't know/ Turn off the lights and the ice bores glow... [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Apr 12, 2020 - 5 comments

[Part 1 of 3] The Enterprise is ferrying a bunch of Tellarites across Andorian space when a Tellarite ship attacks Shran's ship. Can't we all just get along? Well, maybe not quite yet... [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Mar 29, 2020 - 5 comments

Tricobalt explosives can't destroy tetryon reactors--CARETAKER WAS AN INSIDE JOB [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Mar 19, 2018 - 7 comments

@janewayornoway hey looks like were going home early SF sent us a new ship looks sharp and is hella fast im sure it isnt some sort of trick #loljk #AsIf #WasntBornYesterday #LucyCharlieBrownAndTheFootball [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Nov 20, 2017 - 8 comments

This week on Star Trek: Afterschool Special: false memory syndrome--threat or menace? [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Oct 23, 2017 - 15 comments

When an alien whose primary role on the ship was to be their local guide is on the verge of boldly going where this particular Talaxian hasn't gone before, what's he to do? Suggestion: this would not be a good time to break bad. [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Jul 10, 2017 - 11 comments

It's the end of the end of the beginning, as it were, as the ship and the show leave some people and some familiar territory behind, so let us pause a moment to remember those lost: ye heroes, ye villains, ye villains-turned heroes, even ye murderhoboes. Never to be seen again, with the exception of the occasional holodeck malfunction, wibbly-wobbly-timey-wimey incident, or historical recreation centuries hence. [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on May 29, 2017 - 20 comments