The Minute You Wake Up Dead (2022)
November 12, 2022 11:06 AM - Subscribe

A stockbroker in a small southern town who gets involved in an insurance scam with a next-door neighbor that leads to multiple murders. Recipient of a rare golden sombrero from Rotten Tomatoes with exactly zero positive reviews.

Starring Morgan Freeman, Jaimie Alexander, Cole Hauser.

This is a movie that it costs money to rent. JustWatch listing.
posted by DirtyOldTown (7 comments total) 1 user marked this as a favorite
I'm not going to pay to see this, but I'd be fascinated to hear about it.
posted by DirtyOldTown at 11:06 AM on November 12, 2022

You’d think Norman Mailer’s son would find something else to do.
posted by Ideefixe at 2:37 PM on November 12, 2022 [1 favorite]

This looks bad, and not like in a fun-bad way. Boooo.

Also, one of the writers has a rotten tomatoes page that's just splatter after splatter.
posted by mochapickle at 7:58 PM on November 12, 2022 [1 favorite]

I won't be watching this, despite wanting to see Jaimie Alexander in another part besides "Asgardian perpetually dismayed that she's not Thor's girlfriend in the MCU", but I did want to comment that Michael Mailer's picture looks exactly like the stereotype of "that guy at work who's just said 'what, is it not politically correct to say that any more?'".
posted by Halloween Jack at 8:37 AM on November 13, 2022 [5 favorites]

Halloween Jack, that’s a fantastic description. 😂
posted by kitten kaboodle at 11:46 AM on November 13, 2022 [1 favorite]


He’s… he’s Norman Mailer’s son, y’all.
posted by mochapickle at 12:20 PM on November 13, 2022 [1 favorite]

I will take the hit and watch this for you all if someone donates 7 dollars (the cost of renting the movie) to metafilter.
posted by miss-lapin at 10:03 AM on November 14, 2022

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