Archer: Deadly Velvet: Part I
May 26, 2016 9:59 PM - Season 7, Episode 9 - Subscribe

A film director hires Archer and the gang to investigate activity on the set of his new movie.
posted by FallowKing (11 comments total) 2 users marked this as a favorite
They haven't done a good 2 part-er in a while.... they split one episode into two and fill it with throw-away jokes.

And they didn't make any attempt for actual suspense. I hope I'll be surprised next episode, but I don't expect to be.
posted by FallowKing at 10:06 PM on May 26, 2016

That move where he popped the champagne and the cork turned the stereo on? I'm gonna practice that.
posted by bondcliff at 6:29 AM on May 27, 2016 [3 favorites]

Until reading the AV Club review, I had no idea the detectives were named Dietrich and Harris. How did I miss that? I'll I'd say is their captain had better be named Miller.
posted by sardonyx at 12:59 PM on May 27, 2016 [2 favorites]

The Pam/Malory sex joke may be the filthiest they've ever done.
posted by Chrysostom at 11:06 PM on May 28, 2016

So what else could "CDL" be an acronym for?
posted by porpoise at 9:08 AM on May 29, 2016

Maybe referring to this?
Cheryl: I bet he's just on the C.D.L.
Cyril: The what?
Cheryl: Canadian down-low. Please, like you all wouldn't bang Alan Thicke if you had the chance.
Season 6, episode 6.
posted by traveler_ at 9:19 AM on May 30, 2016 [3 favorites]

I assumed Pam was saying clit of dick length
posted by phearlez at 7:50 AM on May 31, 2016 [2 favorites]

The full quote was:
"Just one of the many perks of having a CDL."
"What's a CDL?"
"A Commercial Driver's License... and also <bleep>"
"<ugh> you are so gross."
"That's what he said, but in Italian."


<reeling> Huh, it *is* a "thing," thanks phearlez.

If so, Pam's admitting to biological congenital intersexuality or heavy anabolic steroid use.
posted by porpoise at 8:10 PM on June 2, 2016

I sort of feel bad taking any thanks for sharing that idea.
posted by phearlez at 11:25 AM on June 3, 2016 [1 favorite]

Cyril is a kickass accountant.
posted by Monochrome at 9:01 AM on June 19, 2016

I just figure that anything that gets bleeped on this show means the writers couldn't come up with anything that was quite as funny as they thought it should be so they would let the Internet come up with something funny and claim that was indeed what it was supposed to be.
posted by Etrigan at 10:37 AM on June 19, 2016 [1 favorite]

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