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September 11

Movie: The Secret Life of Bees

[TRAILER] Haunted by memories of her late mother and abused by her father (Paul Bettany), 14-year-old Lily Owens (Dakota Fanning) runs away with her friend and caregiver Rosaleen (Jennifer Hudson) to the South Carolina town that holds the key to her mother's past. There, Lily meets the Boatwright sisters (Queen Latifah, Alicia Keys, Sophie Okonedo), who take her in and teach her about beekeeping, honey, and the Black Madonna. Lily also discovers that the truth about her mother is closer than she thinks. [more inside]
posted by DirtyOldTown at 12:00 PM - 0 comments

Movie: Hive

Ayşe returns to her hometown in northeastern Turkey to nurse her gravely ill mother. She promises to fulfill the dying woman's last wish: to care for her beloved bee farms. AKA Keeping the Bees. [more inside]
posted by DirtyOldTown at 11:53 AM - 1 comment

Movie: Bee Movie

[TRAILER] Barry B. Benson (Jerry Seinfeld), a bee who has just graduated from college, is disillusioned at his lone career choice: making honey. On a special trip outside the hive, Barry's life is saved by Vanessa (Renée Zellweger), a florist in New York City. As their relationship blossoms, he discovers humans actually eat honey, and subsequently decides to sue us. [more inside]
posted by DirtyOldTown at 11:47 AM - 7 comments

Movie: The Pollinators

A cinematic journey around the United States following migratory beekeepers and their truckloads of honey bees as they pollinate the flowers that become the fruits, nuts and vegetables we all eat. [more inside]
posted by DirtyOldTown at 11:41 AM - 0 comments

Movie: The Bees

Corporate smuggling of South American killer bees into the United States results in huge swarms terrorizing the northern hemisphere. A small team of scientists work desperately to destroy the threat, but the bees soon mutate into a super-intelligent species that threatens the world. [more inside]
posted by DirtyOldTown at 11:28 AM - 0 comments

Movie: The Swarm

Scientist Dr. Bradford Crane and army general Thalius Slater join forces to fight an almost invisible enemy threatening America; killer bees that have deadly venom and attack without reason. Disaster movie-master Irwin Allen's film contains spectacular special effects, including a train crash caused by the eponymous swarm. [more inside]
posted by DirtyOldTown at 11:23 AM - 2 comments

Book: Witches Abroad

Desiderata Hollow, an old Witch of the Ramtops, has died, and left her most notable possession to Magrat Garlick, along with instructions to travel across the Disc to the city of Genua to prevent a young woman from marrying the Prince, and to not take Granny Weatherwax and Nanny Ogg along with her. Thus begins a road-trip comedy to a land of Fables, Voodoo, Pumpkins, Mirrors, and Fairy Godmothers, desperately in need of some Wicked Witches to save the day... [more inside]
posted by Navelgazer at 8:55 AM - 7 comments

Killing It: The Second Season  Season 2 (Full Season)

Craig and Jillian G have (more or less) achieved their dream of opening the saw palmetto berry farm. But there's no happily ever after just yet, because everyone wants their own piece of the action. [more inside]
posted by Etrigan at 7:58 AM - 4 comments

Futurama: Zapp Gets Canceled  Season 11, Episode 8

When Zapp Brannigan is canceled for crude behavior, Leela takes over as captain of the Nimbus on a critical mission.
posted by Marticus at 2:26 AM - 9 comments

September 10

Tiny Toons Looniversity: Freshman Orientoontion  Season 1, Episode 1

It's the start of the new academic year at ACME Looniversity, and that means a new crew of freshmen starting out. For twins Buster and Babs, the change means having to live apart for the first time in their lives, and legacy admit Hampton would really like to go pre-med, but has to keep up his family's comedic legacy. Alt-girl Sweetie Pie seems to be settling in well, and Plucky...well, hopefully the dorm room is big enough for both the mallard and his ego. [more inside]
posted by NoxAeternum at 11:21 PM - 2 comments

Movie: The Lair of the White Worm

As the young Lord D'Ampton oversees a raucous annual party in celebration of his ancestor slaying a dragon, an archaeology grad student digs up an enormous serpent's skull that may in fact be part of the legendary beast. But why is the recently-returned Lady Sylvia skulking around and associating with snakes, and what's the connection to the Roman temple being excavated on the former site of a local convent?
posted by Pope Guilty at 11:23 AM - 13 comments

Book: Delicate Condition

Successful, wealthy, happily-married actress Anna Alcott is missing only one thing in life: the baby she desperately wants. But it seems others want her baby, too -- a shadowy web of conspirators and stalkers who may represent a cult, or who may only be shadows in the mind of a person who is going mad. This novel (by Danielle Valentine) is the basis of the upcoming season of American Horror Story.
posted by kittens for breakfast at 8:09 AM - 2 comments

September 9

Book: Reaper Man

Discworld's Death is forced into retirement, and shortly thereafter a man calling himself "Bill Door" comes a-knocking at elderly Miss Flitworth's farmhouse to work as a farmhand. Windel Poons, oldest of the Wizards of Unseen University, is due to die at half-past nine, and excited to be reincarnated, but that doesn't go quite as expected. And Cut-Me-Own-Throat Dibbler comes across a big case of snowglobes that nobody seems to be claiming... (Discworld #11, Death #2.) By Terry Pratchett. [more inside]
posted by Navelgazer at 10:54 PM - 8 comments

Movie: Summerland

[TRAILER] Reclusive and irritable writer Alice Lamb (Gemma Atherton) finds her life disrupted by the arrival of evacuee Frank, a London schoolboy who slowly breaks through her reserve as World War II rages across the channel. [more inside]
posted by DirtyOldTown at 6:37 PM - 3 comments

AEW Collision: September 9, 2023  Season 1, Episode 13

If tonight's episode of Collision seems a bit heavy on the promos, it's because Tony has AEW Grand Slam in two weeks and is down one Zaslav-approved headliner. Not to worry, he's going to fill the gap with tournament semi-finals, title defenses and a quartet of luchadors! [more inside]
posted by The Pluto Gangsta at 4:49 PM - 8 comments

All Elite Wrestling: Dynamite: Dynamite 9/6 and Rampage 9/8  Season 4, Episode 49

It's the first episode of Dynamite since you-know-who was fired, and you know what that means... let's showcase the rest of the talent with a tournament to see who will face MJF at Grand Slam in two weeks! [more inside]
posted by The Pluto Gangsta at 3:14 PM - 1 comment

September 8

Wheel of Time: Daughter of the Night  Show Only   Season 2, Episode 4

Non-spoiling plot description: WHOA BABY the plots thicken. While twisting wildly. [more inside]
posted by Coaticass at 7:17 PM - 15 comments

Billions: The Gulag Archipelago  Season 7, Episode 5

There's a lot of money to be made in helium, but Prince is off courting Killer Mike's endorsement. In the meantime, Chuck is trying to handle a potentially embarrassing situation for a friend.
posted by Etrigan at 3:02 PM - 3 comments

The Changeling: First Comes Love  Show Only   Season 1, Episode 1

Apollo Kagwa is a charming man, a bookseller, and a father-to-be. We learn how his parents met (in a meet-cute that parallels how Apollo met his wife, Emmy), and that his father left, and that nightmares plague him. [more inside]
posted by Etrigan at 1:16 PM - 4 comments

Star Trek: Lower Decks: I Have No Bones Yet I Must Flee  Season 4, Episode 2

It's hard to say what's worse: finding out that people can hear what you're doing in the holodeck, or Moopsy. [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack at 9:21 AM - 14 comments

September 7

Foundation: Long Ago, Not Far Away  Books Included   Season 2, Episode 9

Dusk and Enjoiner Rue learn Demerzel's origin and true purpose. Tellem's plans for Gaal take a dark turn. On Terminus, Day confronts Dr. Seldon. [more inside]
posted by jjderooy at 10:09 PM - 23 comments

Star Trek: Lower Decks: Twovix  Season 4, Episode 1

The ordinary crew members of the USS Cerritos have been tasked with the mission of accompanying the recently refurbished USS Voyager to its new destination on Earth, where it will serve as a museum.
posted by Navelgazer at 8:24 PM - 21 comments

Movie: The Nun II

[TRAILER] Four years after the incident in Romania, Sister Irene (Taissa Farmiga) investigates a series of unseemly deaths marking a path across Europe. Is the demon nun Valak (Bonnie Aarons) back? Spoiler: she is. [more inside]
posted by DirtyOldTown at 6:47 PM - 4 comments

Dark Winds: Hózhó náhásdlii (Beauty Is Restored)  Season 2, Episode 6

Leaphorn and Chee discover evidence that connects their cases, only for Leaphorn to realize justice won't be easily served. Meanwhile, Manuelito prepares for a big life change.
posted by kitten kaboodle at 4:51 PM - 1 comment

Special Event: Cinematic Titanic: LEGACY OF BLOOD

a.k.a. Blood Legacy or Will to Die. John Carradine, as shown in a video will, has left a mountain of cash to his descendants, but his servants will get it if they all croak. As you can probably guess, the rest of the movie resembles the sound of a marsh at sunset. Sadly a dog is among the first to go. This is Cinematic Titanic #4; #5, Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, we're holding off on until the holiday season.
posted by JHarris at 4:11 PM - 1 comment

Who Is Erin Carter?: Season One  Season 1 (Full Season)

[TRAILER] Erin Carter (Evin Ahmad), a British teacher in Spain, finds herself caught up in a supermarket robbery. When one of the robbers claims to recognize her, her life threatens to unravel. [more inside]
posted by DirtyOldTown at 6:28 AM - 13 comments

September 6

Reservation Dogs: S3 Episode 7 - Wahoo!  Season 3, Episode 7

Rita gets a job offer which could change everything. Then she gets a visit from Cookie. She's back. And they need to take care of some unfinished business. [more inside]
posted by downtohisturtles at 9:56 PM - 4 comments

Only Murders in the Building: Ghost Light  Season 3, Episode 6

All roads lead the trio back to the Goosebury Theater during a nerve-rattling thunderstorm; with Howard as their jittery guide, they track a legendary ghost who's haunted the theatre for generations.
posted by Navelgazer at 8:32 PM - 15 comments

Archer: The Anglerfish Stratagem  Season 14, Episode 1

The Agency teams up with Interpol to bust a ring of jewel thieves... probably. [more inside]
posted by Etrigan at 7:57 PM - 4 comments

The Afterparty: Vivian and Zoe  Season 2, Episode 10

The denouement, in which Zoe gets a little weird and a dog refuses to die. Reviews of the finale here, here, and here. [more inside]
posted by jenfullmoon at 5:36 PM - 9 comments

Invasion: Fireworks   Season 2, Episode 3

A game-changing discovery could finally give Earth an advantage. Aneesha finds it difficult to trust the Movement, despite needing their help.
posted by ellieBOA at 3:51 PM - 0 comments

Futurama: Rage Against the Vaccine  Season 11, Episode 7

A pandemic ravages future Earth.
posted by onya at 10:02 AM - 9 comments

Ahsoka: Fallen Jedi  Season 1, Episode 4

Hera risks her career to help her friends while Ahsoka and Sabine confront their enemies.
posted by EndsOfInvention at 1:46 AM - 62 comments

September 5

Lost: The Other 48 Days  Rewatch   Season 2, Episode 7

Revisiting the Tailies. [more inside]
posted by We had a deal, Kyle at 7:21 PM - 1 comment

Disenchantment: the whole shebang (Full Series)  Season 5 (Full Season)

The series finale has aired and everyone lives happily ever after . . . [more inside]
posted by fimbulvetr at 5:29 PM - 4 comments

Movie: Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs

In a rowdy stand-up set, Shane Gillis riffs on his girlfriend's Navy SEAL ex, touring George Washington's house and being bullied by an Australian Goth. On Netflix.
posted by riruro at 3:13 PM - 0 comments

One Piece: The Man in the Straw Hat  Season 1, Episode 2

Enter Buggy the Clown, the fiercest pirate captain in East Blue, and someone who also has history with Shanks. We've seen how Luffy and crew handle regular enemies but what about one that also has Devil Fruit powers? [more inside]
posted by any portmanteau in a storm at 3:05 PM - 1 comment

Book: Wool (Silo, Book One) by Hugh Howey

Thousands of them have lived underground. They've lived there so long, there are only legends about people living anywhere else. Such a life requires rules. Strict rules. There are things that must not be discussed. Like going outside. Never mention you might like going outside. Wool is book one in the Silo series, a TV adaptation of which on Apple TV just completed its first season.
posted by DirtyOldTown at 3:00 PM - 4 comments

Movie: Mikey and Nicky

Nicky is on the run from the mob, and he turns to old pal Mikey for help. [more inside]
posted by Carillon at 12:08 PM - 5 comments

Movie: BS High

Follows the investigation which occurred when the Bishop Sycamore Centurions, a presumed high school football team from Columbus, Ohio, took on perennial prep powerhouse, IMG Academy. [more inside]
posted by drewbage1847 at 11:37 AM - 3 comments

Movie: The Equalizer 3

Robert McCall (Denzel Washington) finds himself at home in Southern Italy but he discovers his friends are under the control of local crime bosses. As events turn deadly, McCall knows what he has to do: become his friends' protector by taking on the ... [more inside]
posted by praemunire at 7:50 AM - 9 comments

September 4

Movie: Mr. Jones

In 1933, Welsh journalist Gareth Jones defies the Soviet government and travels to Ukraine, where Stalin's exploitative policies have resulted in a horrifying nationwide famine, and then struggles to bring the news of what he has seen to the world's attention. [more inside]
posted by orange swan at 3:07 PM - 2 comments

Winning Time: The Rise of the Lakers Dynasty: The Hamburger Hamlet  Season 2, Episode 5

After making his opinion of Westhead known, Earvin gives Buss an ultimatum--leaving West and Pat to pick up the pieces. [more inside]
posted by box at 2:29 PM - 1 comment

Project Runway All Stars: The Sky's The Limit  Season 20, Episode 13

It's the avant-garde challenge to choose the Final 3. Avant-garde looks inspired by the SUMMIT One Vanderbilt observation deck (which looks like a set from John Wick 3) or the adjacent interactive art installation by Kenzo Digital. Two guest judges, retired stylist Law Roach and Steven Kolb from the CFDA. [more inside]
posted by TWinbrook8 at 12:05 PM - 5 comments

Movie: Killer Book Club

Eight horror-loving friends fight for their lives when a killer clown who seems to know the grim secret they share begins to pick them off, one by one. [more inside]
posted by kittens for breakfast at 7:04 AM - 2 comments

September 3

Movie: The Celluloid Closet

"This documentary highlights the historical contexts that gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender individuals have occupied in cinema history, and shows the evolution of the entertainment industry's role in shaping perceptions of LGBT figures." Viewable in the US for free on Tubi. Includes a lot of film clips ranging from the earliest US films to the mid 1990s (one is a deleted scene from "Spartacus"!) and interviews with a bunch of writers, directors, actors, and producers.
posted by brainwane at 7:06 PM - 7 comments

All Elite Wrestling: Dynamite: AEW All Out (2023)  Season 4 (Specials)

Well folks, I said that this would be a big week for pro wrestling, and I was even more right than I realized. Tonight AEW will try to end the week on a high note in front of an arena full of Chicagoans who are primed to be very vocal. [more inside]
posted by The Pluto Gangsta at 4:37 PM - 20 comments

Movie: Ice Station Zebra

Rock Hudson is James Ferraday, commander of a US nuclear sub. Patrick McGoohan is Jones, a man about whom we know little but he's got papers signed by impressively high-up naval officer. An Arctic British weather-research station, Ice Station Zebra, is sending out distress calls; an enormous storm means the only way to get there to rescue them -- and do whatever it is Jones is on a mission to do -- is by submarine. An act of sabotage reveals that there's a mole on the ship. But who? And why?
posted by The corpse in the library at 1:19 PM - 13 comments

Movie: 8 Mile

Follows a young rapper in the Detroit area, struggling with every aspect of his life, wants to make it big but his friends and foes make this odyssey of rap harder than it may seem. [more inside]
posted by box at 8:35 AM - 4 comments

September 2

Book: Other Birds by Sarah Addison Allen

Down a narrow alley in the small coastal town of Mallow Island, South Carolina, lies a stunning cobblestone building comprised of five apartments. It’s called The Dellawisp and it is named after the tiny turquoise birds who, alongside its human tenants, inhabit an air of magical secrecy.
posted by Literaryhero at 7:32 PM - 3 comments

Movie: Bottoms

Unpopular best friends PJ and Josie start a high school fight club to meet girls and lose their virginity. They soon find themselves in over their heads when the most popular students start beating each other up in the name of self-defense. [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack at 7:19 PM - 17 comments

AEW Collision: September 2, 2023  Season 1, Episode 12

And so it has come to pass: Sightly more than two years after CM Punk became All Elite, Tony Khan announced his immediate termination, with cause, for starting a backstage fight with Jack Perry at ALL IN last week. Inexcusably, inarguably, in full view of security cameras, other talent, and Papa Tony himself. Expect crowd reactions like no other in Chicago for Collision tonight and All Out tomorrow! [more inside]
posted by The Pluto Gangsta at 4:35 PM - 5 comments

Movie: Perpetrator

[TRAILER] Jonny Baptiste (Kiah McKirnan) is a reckless teen sent to live with her estranged Aunt Hildie (Alicia Silverstone). On her 18th birthday, she experiences a radical metamorphosis: a family spell that redefines her called Forevering. When several teen girls go missing at her new school, a mythically feral Jonny goes after the perpetrator. [more inside]
posted by DirtyOldTown at 2:25 PM - 3 comments

September 1

Dark Winds: Black Hole Sun  Season 2, Episode 5

With his suspect in custody, Leaphorn races against the clock to get a confession while Chee goes under cover at the cult that ties their investigations together; Manuelito counsels a teenager who is nervous about the draft.
posted by kitten kaboodle at 7:13 PM - 1 comment

What We Do in the Shadows: A Weekend at Morrigan Manor / The Exit Interview (Season finale)  Season 5, Episode 10

First, the housemates are invited for a weekend away at the home of a mysterious, illustrious vampire. Then, the vampires search for a missing Guillermo. [more inside]
posted by gladly at 3:25 PM - 16 comments

The Lost Flowers of Alice Hart: Sturt's Desert Pea  Show Only   Season 1, Episode 7

"What are you doing?" [more inside]
posted by Etrigan at 12:42 PM - 1 comment

Billions: Hurricane Rosie  Season 7, Episode 4

The bullpen is placing bets on a storm in Florida. Prince is trying to conduct both the race and the team. Wendy is trying to balance the team with her mental health.
posted by Etrigan at 11:06 AM - 4 comments

Wheel of Time: What Might Be  Show Only   Season 2, Episode 3

Nynaeve faces her greatest fears. [more inside]
posted by Faintdreams at 9:19 AM - 12 comments

Wheel of Time: Strangers and Friends  Show Only   Season 2, Episode 2

The Two Rivers youths forge new relationships, while Lan tries to mend an old one. Aes Sedai Allana is Unashamedly Poly. [more inside]
posted by Faintdreams at 9:17 AM - 16 comments

Wheel of Time: A Taste of Solitude  Show Only   Season 2, Episode 1

Moiraine, Lan, Nynaeve, Egwene, Perrin, and Mat find themselves more alone than ever. [more inside]
posted by Faintdreams at 9:10 AM - 9 comments