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Mystery Science Theater 3000: HORRORS OF SPIDER ISLAND  Season 10, Ep 11

AKA Ein Toter hing im Netz or "Body in the Web." "HAIR-RAISING! SPINE-CHILLING! One bite from a giant spider turned him into THE WORLD'S MOST HIDEOUS MONSTER with a diabolical lust to KILL!" Our movie starts out with guys hiring exotic dancers to send to Singapore, their natural habitat. The contents of the plane are so sexy that it crashes into the ocean. All passengers survive somehow and wash ashore on an uncharted desert isle. The girls celebrate by taking off all their clothes, except of course for their skin-colored bodysuits because we can't have anything risque. Then: SPIDERS! Maybe the writers were having an off week, or maybe news of the show's impending cancellation had affected them, but fans don't consider this episode a favorite. We shall enjoy it all the same. In host segments, Pearl moves her castle to the suburbs for a couple of hours. Episode 1011 is available on YouTube. Premiered July 25, 1999. Two episodes left. [more inside]
posted by JHarris on Apr 25, 2018 - 7 comments

Dark: Alpha and Omega (Alpha und Omega)  Season 1, Ep 10

Peter gets a shock. Jonas learns the truth about his family, but there are more surprises still to come. Helge makes a sacrifice. (Season Finale) [more inside]
posted by oh yeah! on Dec 3, 2017 - 43 comments

Dark: Everything is Now (Alles Ist Jetzt)  Season 1, Ep 9

Ulrich runs afoul of the law. Helge tries to dodge Egon Tiedemann, Claudia harnesses the cave’s powers, and Katharina lashes out at Hannah. [more inside]
posted by oh yeah! on Dec 3, 2017 - 18 comments

Dark: As You Sow, So You Shall Reap (Was Man Sät, Das Wird Man Ernten)  Season 1, Ep 8

In 1953, the disfigured bodies of two boys are exhumed at a construction site, the future location of Winden's nuclear power plant. [more inside]
posted by oh yeah! on Dec 3, 2017 - 5 comments

Dark: Crossroads (Kreuzwege)  Season 1, Ep 7

Ulrich questions a frail and frightened Helge in the nursing home. Jonas searches for Mikkel, but the stranger warns him about meddling with the past. [more inside]
posted by oh yeah! on Dec 3, 2017 - 13 comments

Dark: Sic Mundus Creatus Est  Season 1, Ep 6

Ulrich looks to the past for answers and dredges up disturbing family secrets. Armed with new tools, Jonas probes the cave’s murky depths [more inside]
posted by oh yeah! on Dec 3, 2017 - 6 comments

Dark: Truths (Wahrheiten)  Season 1, Ep 5

Hannah takes her obsession with Ulrich too far. The stranger asks Regina to deliver an important package. Martha is torn between Jonas and Bartosz [more inside]
posted by oh yeah! on Dec 3, 2017 - 8 comments

Dark: Double Lives (Doppelleben)  Season 1, Ep 4

Bizarre occurrences give Charlotte a sense of déjà vu, and she suspects Peter is hiding something. Franziska snaps when Magnus confronts her. [more inside]
posted by oh yeah! on Dec 3, 2017 - 4 comments

Dark: Past and Present (Gestern und Huete)  Season 1, Ep 3

It’s 1986, and Ulrich’s brother, Mads, has been missing for a month. Confusion reigns as past and present intertwine. [more inside]
posted by oh yeah! on Dec 2, 2017 - 11 comments

Dark: Lies (Lügen)  Season 1, Ep 2

When a grim discovery leaves the police baffled, Ulrich seeks a search warrant for the power plant. A mysterious stranger checks into the hotel. [more inside]
posted by oh yeah! on Dec 2, 2017 - 5 comments

Dark: Secrets (Geheimnisse)  Season 1, Ep 1

In 2019, a local boy’s disappearance stokes fear in the residents of Winden, a small German town with a strange and tragic history. [more inside]
posted by oh yeah! on Dec 2, 2017 - 19 comments

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