144 posts tagged with television by Halloween Jack.
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Star Trek: Voyager: Endgame Rewatch Season 7, Ep 25
[Series finale] As our starship and its crew near the end of their voyage, we're at the end of the season, the series, and our rewatch. And, at the end of it all... a plate of beans the size of the Delta Quadrant. [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Homestead Rewatch Season 7, Ep 23
AKA "Vulcans Don't Dance" [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Author, Author Rewatch Season 7, Ep 20
The Doctor writes a roman à clef holonovel about being a hologram doctor aboard a starship stranded thousands of light years from home. What could possibly go wrong? [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Q2 Rewatch Season 7, Ep 19
Facing his son's banishment from the Q Continuum, Q leaves him on Voyager in the hopes that he will gain self-discipline. Yeah, good luck with that, Aunt Kathy. [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Workforce, Parts I and II Rewatch Season 7, Ep 16
[two-part episode] Most of the crew of Voyager is kidnapped and brainwashed into joining the labor force of an alien planet, where they are repeatedly re-indoctrinated into forgetting their previous lives. But, hey, the benefits are great. [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Prophecy Rewatch Season 7, Ep 14
Voyager becomes a battleground for the descendants of a group of Klingon zealots, some of whom believe that B'Elanna Torres's child is their savior. Kept waiting for three of them to show up with gold, frankincense, and gagh. [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Lineage Rewatch Season 7, Ep 12
Torres discovers that she is pregnant, and faces a private fear that she has had to deal with since her childhood. [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Flesh and Blood Rewatch Season 7, Ep 9
[Feature-length episode] Voyager answers a distress call from a Hirogen outpost – only to find carnage caused by holographic technology that Captain Janeway has given them. Who will be first up against the wall in the holorevolution? [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Body and Soul Rewatch Season 7, Ep 7
When the Delta Flyer II is attacked, The Doctor must hide his program in Seven's Borg implants. Meanwhile, Tuvok undergoes the pon farr. Can the away team escape the Vortex of Unsatisfied Crushes? [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Critical Care Rewatch Season 7, Ep 5
The Doctor's program is taken from Voyager, and he is put to work on a vast hospital ship, where the twisted medical system is based on social status, rather than medical condition. (Please note: this is not a time travel episode.) [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Drive Rewatch Season 7, Ep 3
Tom Paris enters the new Delta Flyer in an interstellar starship race. When B'Elanna becomes his copilot, will they drive... each other crazy? [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Unimatrix Zero, Part II Rewatch Season 7, Ep 1
[Season premiere; part 2 of 2] Assimilated by the Borg, Janeway, Torres, and Tuvok plot to release a virus into the Borg Collective which will allow members of Unimatrix Zero to retain their individuality in the real world and resist the Borg Queen. Is resistance futile? Thus begins the last season... [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: The Haunting of Deck Twelve Rewatch Season 6, Ep 25
While the USS Voyager is without power for several hours, Neelix tells the children a ghost story of the events that lead up to it… or is it more than just a story? This is really going to be scary... I'm not kidding you this time! [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Fury Rewatch Season 6, Ep 23
Kes returns, seeking revenge on both Voyager and Janeway. (Because that is totally a thing that Kes would do, right?) [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Live Fast and Prosper Rewatch Season 6, Ep 21
A trio of con artists impersonate Captain Janeway, Tuvok, and Chakotay to try to scam money and resources out of unsuspecting victims. But the crew has a sting of their own, if only they can keep their eye on the tera nut... [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Child's Play Rewatch Season 6, Ep 19
Icheb's return to his home planet after his abduction by the Borg is difficult for Seven to bear when her awakening parental instincts make her suspicious of his parents. [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Spirit Folk Rewatch Season 6, Ep 17
The characters in the Fair Haven holoprogram begin to suspect the Voyager crew after they witness several "supernatural" occurrences. [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Tsunkatse Rewatch Season 6, Ep 15
"When America's smackdown hero takes on Voyager's battlestar babe, worlds will collide!" Are you not entertained? [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Virtuoso Rewatch Season 6, Ep 13
Solo amore/ Quando fuggeva lontano/ Speri invano ma non torni più./ Speri invano ma non torna più. [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Fair Haven Rewatch Season 6, Ep 11
[stuck between Trekkifying an old Irish joke and filking "Fairytale of New York"] OK, the crew goes to a stereotypical Irish village on the holodeck, and it starts raining, and there's this guy who's just standing out in the rain, and Tuvok goes, "Illogical." The pub owner says, "Don't mind him, he's Paddy O'Furniture." OK, so I went with the joke, sue me. [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: The Voyager Conspiracy Rewatch Season 6, Ep 9
Tricobalt explosives can't destroy tetryon reactors--CARETAKER WAS AN INSIDE JOB [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Dragon's Teeth Rewatch Season 6, Ep 7
Voyager has one of its strangest encounters yet when it comes across a human serviette wearing a tam o' shanter--wait [peers at index card] sorry, I thought that it said "Nardwuar"--why the heck am I still using index cards in the twenty-first century, anyway? We're getting warp drive in a few decades! [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Alice Rewatch Season 6, Ep 5
We all float down here, Harry!--uh, wait [shuffles index cards] all work and no play makes Kathryn a dull girl--no, that's not right [shuffles them some more] the man in black fled across the quadrant, and the starship followed--damnit [starts looking through them one by one] ah, here we go... [looks up] do we have a "Larry Gene Blanton" here? [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Barge of the Dead Rewatch Season 6, Ep 3
"What's the hold-up, First Mate?" "Well, captain, we seem to have run aground on... a giant clot." "What the--" "Well, it is a river of blood, sir." [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Equinox, Part II Rewatch Season 6, Ep 1
(Part 2 of 2; discussion of Part 1 is here.) So you think you are strong because you can survive the soft cushions. Well, we shall see. Chakotay! Put him in the Comfy Chair! [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Warhead Rewatch Season 5, Ep 25
"What is my purpose in life?" "To blow up real good." "B-but I wanted to do so much more than that! I want to travel, a-and take some online classes, and--" "But what about the earth-shattering kaboom?" "Oh, OK, then." [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: 11:59 Rewatch Season 5, Ep 23
Let us go back to the waning days and hours of the twentieth century, when controversy surrounded the construction of the Millennium Gate, a monumental, kilometer-tall building that towered over rural Indiana and--wait, what? [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Juggernaut Rewatch Season 5, Ep 21
"Somebody set up us the bomb." "All your waste are belong to us. You have no chance to survive make your time..." [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: The Fight Rewatch Season 5, Ep 19
It's the eye of Chakotay/ It's the thrill of the fight/ Rising up to the chaos of our rival/ And the neuroatypical/ Maquis Mauler guy/ Will get us through this mess with the eye... of Chakotay! [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: The Disease Rewatch Season 5, Ep 17
Never know how much I love you, never know how much I care/ When you put your arms around me, I get a fever that's so hard to bear/ You give me fever - when you kiss me, fever when you hold me tight/ Fever - from an alien virus, fever through the cosmic night. [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Bliss Rewatch Season 5, Ep 14
"From hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake--" [turns over index cards, frowns] "--wait, this one is marked 'TWOK" and this other one says 'First Contact'--how many times have these been used?" [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Bride of Chaotica! Rewatch Season 5, Ep 12
The Adventures of Captain Proton, Chapter 18: "Bride of Chaotica" The evil Dr. Chaotica kidnaps Constance Goodheart and plans to sacrifice her to Arachnia, Queen of the Spider People. Captain Proton travels millions of miles to Planet X, where he will invade the Fortress of Doom. Chaotica fires his fiendish death ray--certain death for Proton, as his rocket ship bursts into flames. "We didn't burst into flames in the last chapter. Why are these recaps always so inaccurate?" [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Counterpoint Rewatch Season 5, Ep 10
Thoughtcrime doubleplusungood! [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Nothing Human Rewatch Season 5, Ep 8
And what did you do during the war, Doctor's new holo-colleague? [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Timeless Rewatch Season 5, Ep 6
Things that I would tell the younger me: 1) Winning lottery numbers; 2) [redacted]; 3) If you never ask her out, you'll always wonder; 4) Don't crash the starship. [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: In the Flesh Rewatch Season 5, Ep 4
So ya/ Thought ya/ Might like to catch up on the show/ To feel the warm thrill of confusion/ That Academy cadet glow/ Tell me is something eluding you, Starfleet?/ Is Boothby not what you expected to see?/ If you want to find out what's behind these odd eyes/ You'll just have to scan your way through this disguise! [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Drone Rewatch Season 5, Ep 2
Hey! You got Borg nanoprobes in my 29th-century tech! You got 29th-century tech in my Borg nanoprobes! Hmmm... two great techs that tech great together! [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Hope and Fear Rewatch Season 4, Ep 26
@janewayornoway hey looks like were going home early SF sent us a new ship looks sharp and is hella fast im sure it isnt some sort of trick #loljk #AsIf #WasntBornYesterday #LucyCharlieBrownAndTheFootball [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Demon Rewatch Season 4, Ep 24
Voyager is about to run out of gas, and locates a planet with a fuel supply, but it's an incredibly hostile environment. However, Harry Kim has a plan that may get them the deuterium that they need. Will his plan succeed, and if so, will he finally get that long-overdue promotion? (Ha! As if. But, seriously though.) [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Unforgettable Rewatch Season 4, Ep 22
Unforgettable/That's what you are/Unforgettable/Uh... wish on a star?/Da da da da da/That's inedible/Something something something unforgettable/Thinks that I am unforgettable too! [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Vis à Vis Rewatch Season 4, Ep 20
Sometimes a guy just wants to kick back and work on his imaginary bitchin' Camaro without being hassled, but Tom Paris is about to have a freaky Friday... [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Retrospect Rewatch Season 4, Ep 17
This week on Star Trek: Afterschool Special: false memory syndrome--threat or menace? [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Hunters Rewatch Season 4, Ep 15
It’s mail call at the 4077thon Voyager, and RadarNeelix is the most popular man in campon the ship, fighting off hordes of personnel looking for their letters from home... [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Waking Moments Rewatch Season 4, Ep 13
In dreams, I walk with you/In dreams, I talk to you--wait, have we met before? [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Concerning Flight Rewatch Season 4, Ep 11
Well, you don't know what we can find/Why don't you come with me Janeway/On an ornithopter ride/You don't know what we can see/Why don't you 'splain your tech to me/Holoemitter will set us free [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Year of Hell, Part II Rewatch Season 4, Ep 9
Goodbye my love/Maybe for forever/Goodbye my love/The tide waits for me/Who knows when we shall meet again/If ever/But time/Keeps flowing like a river (on and on)/To the sea/To the sea/Till it's gone forever/Gone forever/Gone forevermore [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Scientific Method Rewatch Season 4, Ep 7
I always feel like somebody's watching me/And I have no privacy/
Whoa, I always feel like somebody's watching me/Who's playing tricks on me? [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Revulsion Rewatch Season 4, Ep 5
"Yes, thinking meat! Conscious meat! Loving meat. Dreaming meat. The meat is the whole deal! Are you beginning to get the picture or do I have to start all over?" (per Terry Bisson) [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Day of Honor Rewatch Season 4, Ep 3
First, you must eat from the heart of a sanctified targ. Next, you will drink mot'loch from the Grail of Kahless. Then, we wlll sing of your glory earned during the annual cookie sale--oh, crap [drops index cards, grabs phone] Honey? It's me, are you with the Girl Scout troop? Hey, I think we got our index cards mixed up--honey, what's that noise? Are they--oh, no. Honey? Hello? Hello? [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Scorpion, Part II Rewatch Season 4, Ep 1
"I speak for the Borg." -- Seven of Nine, Tertiary Adjunct of Unimatrix Zero One. [more inside]