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Star Trek: Voyager: Macrocosm Rewatch Season 3, Ep 12
You see, Starfleet is less a military organization than a scientific one—committed to seeking out and understanding new forms of life, however different they maAAUGH GOD KILL IT WITH FIRE [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: The Q and the Grey Rewatch Season 3, Ep 11
When Q comes marching home again/
Hurrah! Hurrah!/
Janeway will tear her hair out then/
Hurrah! Hurrah!/
The ship will be rocked and the drums will roll/
The continuum will be out of control/
The captain saw right through ye/
Q, we hardly knew ye! [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Warlord Rewatch Season 3, Ep 10
Hear now the decrees of Kes the Unconquerable, Kes the Immortal, Kes the Dread Lord of All! All subjects shall grow gardens! All Talaxians are to be forcibly deported to the offworld colonies! The infirm, the foreign, and the telepathic shall be heavily taxed! And all statuesque Nordic ex-Borg women are to be put to death immediately, that the Dark Prophecy may never come to pass! [more inside]
GLOW: What the genesis of the Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling was probably like. Season 1, Ep 0
The Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling (also known as GLOW) was a women's professional wrestling "league" formed in 1985. This new Netflix fictionalized version of its inception is fun, thoughtful, and religious in its 80s authenticity. Jenji Kohan is one of the producers. [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Future's End, Part II Rewatch Season 3, Ep 9
Maybe the Doctor should start calling himself Dr. Seuss, because he's on the loose! [more inside]
Twin Peaks: The Return, Part 8 First Watch Season 3, Ep 8
Gotta light? (description from Showtime)
Star Trek: Voyager: Future's End Rewatch Season 3, Ep 8
This is the time-jump of the starship Voyager. Its 1996 mission: To bring Dolly the Cloned Sheep to the 24th century. To prevent the launch of Fox News Channel. To boldly go and see the Spice Girls live! (Part 1 of 2) [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Sacred Ground Rewatch Season 3, Ep 7
First, one must contemplate the Rock of Requirement; next, one must practice the Fingerpainting of Flabbergastation; then, one must undertake the Rockclimbing of Really Radical Requirement; then, one must contemplate the Rock again--sheesh, if this ordeal were any more complicated, it would be a Klingon bachelor party! [more inside]
Twin Peaks: The Return, Part 7 First Watch Season 3, Ep 7
There's a body all right. (description from Showtime)
Star Trek: Voyager: Remember Rewatch Season 3, Ep 6
Lt. Torres and Cpt. Janeway gradually grow suspicious of friendly-seeming telepathic aliens who wear grody old dishrags on their foreheads. It's almost as if they have something to hide… [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: False Profits Rewatch Season 3, Ep 5
Near a wormhole that connects to a distant part of the galaxy, Ferengi are scheming to... wait, which show is this, again? [more inside]
Twin Peaks: The Return, Part 6 First Watch Season 3, Ep 6
Don't die. (description from Showtime)
Star Trek: Voyager: The Swarm Rewatch Season 3, Ep 4
Lt. Torres learns one of the more obscure Laws of Robotics: it takes an arrogant hologram to fix an arrogant hologram. [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: The Chute Rewatch Season 3, Ep 3
Twin Peaks: The Return, Part 5 First Watch Season 3, Ep 5
Case files. (description from Showtime)
Doctor Who: Lie of the Land Season 10, Ep 8
Bill must convince the Doctor that humanity is in danger, when the world is gripped by an Orwellian mass delusion. [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Flashback Rewatch Season 3, Ep 2
Our heroes encounter gaseous anomalies. Tuvok experiences some more mental distress. The legendary Klingon commander Kang returns to menace Starfleet. A little girl falls to her death about a dozen times. And Janeway meets Sulu! (Sort of.) [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Basics, Part II Rewatch Season 3, Ep 1
It's the end of the end of the beginning, as it were, as the ship and the show leave some people and some familiar territory behind, so let us pause a moment to remember those lost: ye heroes, ye villains, ye villains-turned heroes, even ye murderhoboes. Never to be seen again, with the exception of the occasional holodeck malfunction, wibbly-wobbly-timey-wimey incident, or historical recreation centuries hence. [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Basics, Part I Rewatch Season 2, Ep 26
(Season Finale) Captain's log, stardate 49858.5—and I mean a literal log, I'm talking into a log right now. Stranded on a wilderness planet again *sigh*…second time this month. No sign of friendly monkeys, though. Well, at least my whole crew is with me this time. …Oh right, except for the doctor—and, um, one of his nurses. Hm. Well, maybe we won't end up needing any medical treatment. Wildman's baby looks pretty tough, what with the forehead spikes and all. Anyway, they're starting to stare at me, so I'd better wrap this up. Our first order of business: we're gonna need tubs. Lots of tubs. [more inside]
Twin Peaks: The Return, Parts 3 & 4 First Watch Season 3, Ep 2
Call for help. Bring back some memories. (Description from Showtime.)
Star Trek: Voyager: Resolutions Rewatch Season 2, Ep 25
"I closed my eyes and sank deeper into the steamy bath, feeling my troubles and worries slip away. I was no longer a starship captain, really, no longer even a scientist after the oddly-precise storm destroyed all my technical equipment but left everything else untouched; now, I was just a woman. 'Everything OK, Kathryn?' I smiled, thinking of the man who was once my second-in-command, but now... now, just a man. A very considerate, thoughtful, available man. 'Better than OK, Com- I mean, Chakotay. Makes me wish that I'd gotten the incurable yet peculiarly asymptomatic space plague earlier. Say, you didn't happen to find a loofah out there, did you?'" -- from Passion's Pesilent Planet, Jane Katrina (pseud.) [more inside]
Twin Peaks: The Return, Parts 1 & 2 First Watch Season 3, Ep 1
The stars turn and a time presents itself.
(description from Showtime) [more inside]
RuPaul's Drag Race: Your Pilot's On Fire Season 9, Ep 9
The queens are challenged to come up with an idea for a TV series and star in their pilots. [more inside]
Fargo: The House Of Special Purposes Season 3, Ep 5
Sy makes trouble for everyone while Ray and Emmit both deal with authority figures breathing down their neck. “This is how it feels to be alone at the top of the hill, tryin’ to figure out why.”
Star Trek: Voyager: Tuvix Rewatch Season 2, Ep 24
On stardate 49655.2, Lieutenant Tuvok was asked to remove himself from his ship of residence to collect samples. That request came from his captain. Deep down, he knew the transporter would malfunction on the way back, but he also knew that someday, he would return to her. With nowhere else to go, his transporter pattern merged with that of his crewmate, Neelix. Sometime earlier, Neelix's biological matter had thrown him out, requesting that he never return. Can two men share a body without driving each other crazy? [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: The Thaw Rewatch Season 2, Ep 23
Star Trek: Voyager: Innocence Rewatch Season 2, Ep 22
♫ We're the kids in the Delta Quadrant! (whoa-oh) / We're the kids in the Delta Quadrant! (whoa-oh) / Everybody watch us die in a cave! ♫ [more inside]
Fargo: The Narrow Escape Problem Season 3, Ep 4
Emmit and Sy try to figure out what they have gotten themselves into; Nikki and Ray track down some collateral; Gloria learns more about Maurice.
Star Trek: Voyager: Deadlock Rewatch Season 2, Ep 21
Have you ever just had a really, really crappy day, and wished that you could step into the version of the day where everything went OK? Would it make a difference if there was a chance that you might get your organs stolen? [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Investigations Rewatch Season 2, Ep 20
Liiiive from somewhere in the Delta Quadrant, it's The Neelix Show! Tonight: the juggling talents of Pablo Baytart! Myoooosical guest: Harry "Clarinet" Kimmmm! Plus "Hints for Healthful Living!" (time permitting) …And nowww… heeeeeeeeeeere's NEELIX! [*APPLAUSE*] [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Lifesigns Rewatch Season 2, Ep 19
Ah, there's nothing like spending a pleasant evening parking with your sweetie under the Martian sky--WAIT THERE'S NO BREATHABLE ATMOSPHERE ON MARS WE CAN'T--never mind, it's just the holodeck and we're both holograms, it's OK! Whew. [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Death Wish Rewatch Season 2, Ep 18
"Who, except the gods, can live time through forever without any pain?" - Aeschylus, The Oresteia [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Dreadnought Rewatch Season 2, Ep 17
The Guerrilla Starship Engineer's Handbook, Chapter XLVII: How To Deal With a Smart Bomb That's Outsmarted You, by B'Elanna Torres [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Meld Rewatch Season 2, Ep 16
Or, "The One Where Tuvok Finally Murders Neelix" [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Threshold Rewatch Season 2, Ep 15
Adult Mutant Starfleet Salamanders, Adult Mutant Starfleet Salamanders, Adult Mutant Starfleet Salamanders, heroes on the Threshold! (Amphibian power!) [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Alliances Rewatch Season 2, Ep 14
Crewman Bendera goes to that big exploding console in the sky, a mutiny enters the planning stage, Neelix hits the bar, Tuvok enjoys some horticulture, and Janeway learns why you can't spell "Trabe" without "be" and "tray." [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Prototype Rewatch Season 2, Ep 13
The system goes online on August 4th, 2297. Humanoid decisions are removed from strategic defense. The automated units begin to learn at a geometric rate. They become self-aware at 2:14 AM, Pralor time, August 29th. In a panic, the Builders try to pull the plug. [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Resistance Rewatch Season 2, Ep 12
“When life itself seems lunatic, who knows where madness lies? Perhaps to be too practical is madness. To surrender dreams — this may be madness. Too much sanity may be madness — and maddest of all: to see life as it is, and not as it should be!” ― Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, Don Quixote [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Maneuvers Rewatch Season 2, Ep 11
They're bringin' Seska back (yeah)/ Them other Kazon don't know how to act (yeah)/ I think it's special, what's behind Chakotay's back (yeah)/ So turn around and Janeway will pick up the slack (yeah) [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Cold Fire Rewatch Season 2, Ep 10
When Tuvok teaches Kes to hone her telepathic abilities, she learns to hear Neelix's thoughts—but surprisingly, that's not the most disturbing thing she'll experience in this episode. [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Tattoo Rewatch Season 2, Ep 9
The Expanse: The Weeping Somnambulist Season 2, Ep 9
Avasarala questions Draper as conspiracies unravel on Earth. The Rocinante crew attempts to avert a disaster. [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Persistence of Vision Rewatch Season 2, Ep 8
Or: "A Little Doctor Goes a Long Way" [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Parturition Rewatch Season 2, Ep 7
AKA The Spaghetti Incident. [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Twisted Rewatch Season 2, Ep 6
Being stranded 70,000 light-years from home is pretty tough on a starship crew. Sooner or later, some of them are gonna get a little bent out of shape. [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Non Sequitur Rewatch Season 2, Ep 5
Life is apparently pretty good for a talented young Starfleet officer fresh out of the Academy: nice San Francisco apartment (small, but with a hell of a view), beautiful fiancée, promising budding career as a propulsion engineer with the Starfleet Engineering Corps, even a local barista who knows his favorite drink order by heart. Sure, he didn't get that shipboard assignment that he wanted, but given Voyager's disappearance in the Badlands with all hands missing, even that's for the best. So... what's the matter with Harry? [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Elogium Rewatch Season 2, Ep 4
Ahh, springtime in the Delta Quadrant. When the suns are shining their brightest… the leola plants are in bloom… and a young Ocampa woman's fancy turns to inflating her neck sac, getting foot massages from holograms, and coating her hands in mustard. [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Projections Rewatch Season 2, Ep 3
Once upon a time, I, the Emergency Medical Hologram, dreamt I was a man, walking hither and thither, to all intents and purposes a man. I was conscious only of my happiness as a man, unaware that I was the EMH. Soon I awoke, and there I was, veritably myself again. Now I do not know whether I was then a hologram dreaming I was a man, or whether I am now a man, dreaming I am a hologram. Or maybe it's just another damn holodeck malfunction? And what the hell was Lieutenant Broccoli doing there? [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Initiations Rewatch Season 2, Ep 2
♫ And as I switched off the comm it occurred to me, he'd grown up just like me / My boy was just like me… ♫ [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: The 37's Rewatch Season 2, Ep 1
According to Wikipedia, the Milky Way Galaxy is about 100,000 light years in diameter, and an average 1000 light years thick. Doing the math, that puts the Delta Quadrant (¼ of the Milky Way) at a volume of a bit under 2 trillion cubic light years. And, in that staggering volume, Voyager, which is 343 meters in length, comes across a truck (truck-sized), specifically a 1936 Ford pickup. Which can still start on the first try. And that's not the least likely thing that they'll find that day... [more inside]