Star Trek: Voyager (1995–2001)  imdb rss

Pulled to the far side of the Galaxy, where the Federation is 75 years away at maximum warp speed, a Starfleet ship must cooperate with Maquis rebels to find a way home.

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Star Trek: Voyager: Year of Hell  Rewatch   Season 4, Episode 8

Welcome back my friends / To the ship that never ends / We've got histories to mend / Come inside, come inside / In the force field there / Sits my wife's lock of hair / As you pass by, take care / Move along, move along[more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Sep 21 at 2:40 AM - 7 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Scientific Method  Rewatch   Season 4, Episode 7

I always feel like somebody's watching me/And I have no privacy/ Whoa, I always feel like somebody's watching me/Who's playing tricks on me? [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Sep 18 at 7:29 AM - 11 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: The Raven  Rewatch   Season 4, Episode 6

Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing, / Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before… [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Sep 14 at 3:06 AM - 11 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Revulsion  Rewatch   Season 4, Episode 5

"Yes, thinking meat! Conscious meat! Loving meat. Dreaming meat. The meat is the whole deal! Are you beginning to get the picture or do I have to start all over?" (per Terry Bisson) [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Sep 11 at 7:06 AM - 12 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Nemesis  Rewatch   Season 4, Episode 4

"You can sway a thousand men by appealing to their prejudices quicker than you can convince one man by logic." - Robert A. Heinlein [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Sep 7 at 3:50 AM - 13 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Day of Honor  Rewatch   Season 4, Episode 3

First, you must eat from the heart of a sanctified targ. Next, you will drink mot'loch from the Grail of Kahless. Then, we wlll sing of your glory earned during the annual cookie sale--oh, crap [drops index cards, grabs phone] Honey? It's me, are you with the Girl Scout troop? Hey, I think we got our index cards mixed up--honey, what's that noise? Are they--oh, no. Honey? Hello? Hello? [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Sep 4 at 7:27 AM - 22 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: The Gift  Rewatch   Season 4, Episode 2

"I HAVE TO GO NOW. MY PLANET NEEDS ME." Note: Kes died on the way back to her home planet [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Aug 31 at 3:12 AM - 13 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Scorpion, Part II  Rewatch   Season 4, Episode 1

"I speak for the Borg." -- Seven of Nine, Tertiary Adjunct of Unimatrix Zero One. [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Aug 28 at 9:03 AM - 11 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Scorpion  Rewatch   Season 3, Episode 26

[Part 1 of 2] Janeway hatches a scheme to get Voyager across a vast gulf of hostile space, all the while escorted by powerful allies who in turn would gain a weapon to help them win a cosmic war. You might call it the best of both worlds. [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Aug 25 at 2:58 AM - 17 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Worst Case Scenario  Rewatch   Season 3, Episode 25

Even with the improvements in the current version of the game, sometimes it's fun to fire up Voyager 1.0 and give it a whirl, just for a little nostalgia for when things were new and rough around the edges... just watch out for that one end boss that was surprisingly tough to beat. [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Aug 21 at 9:48 PM - 12 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Displaced  Rewatch   Season 3, Episode 24

The crew meets some harmless-seeming aliens who give a whole new meaning to the phrase "habitat for humanity." [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Aug 17 at 3:10 AM - 13 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Distant Origin  Rewatch   Season 3, Episode 23

A reptilian species makes contact with humanity; although they seem friendly at first, these aliens, with technology far in advance of our own, known as V, have intentions that--wait [scans through index cards quickly, throws them down, picks up another pile]--never mind; here we go. Initially set in 60,000,003 BC in Pangaea, the show centers on the Sinclair family: Earl Sinclair (the father), Fran Sinclair (née Phillips - the mother and Earl's wife), their--damnit. [throws index cards in the air] Dinosaurs. Talkin' dinosaurs, that's what we got here. [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Aug 14 at 8:16 AM - 14 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Real Life  Rewatch   Season 3, Episode 22

This is the true story… of three holograms… programmed to live in a house… to be a holographic doctor's family… to find out what happens… when people stop being characters… and start getting real. [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Aug 10 at 5:22 AM - 8 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Before and After  Rewatch   Season 3, Episode 21

Out, out, brief candle!/ Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player/ That struts and frets his hour upon the stage/ And then is heard no more. / Unless the Doctor tries to alter the Ocampan lifespan with a thingymabob;/ Then all bets are off. [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Aug 7 at 7:15 AM - 14 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Favorite Son  Rewatch   Season 3, Episode 20

Is Harry Kim truly the Alien Boy who Lived, the Extraterrestrial Prince that was Promised? But how could it be? If only there were something that would cause him to push back more against this preposterous premise, something that would tie him closer to Voyager, like, say, I dunno, just one lousy promotion... [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Aug 3 at 6:43 AM - 19 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Rise  Rewatch   Season 3, Episode 19

Asteroids are out of control/ Rise above! We're gonna rise above!/ Out of contact with the ship/ Rise above! We're gonna rise above!/ Secret traitor aboard the lift/ Rise above! We're gonna rise above!/ Intuition vs. logic fight/ Rise above! We're gonna rise above!/ Neelix is tired of Tuvok's abuse/ Try to stop it; it's no use!/ [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Jul 31 at 7:40 AM - 8 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Darkling  Rewatch   Season 3, Episode 18

First, do no harm. Second, do SOME harm. Third, hey, this harming people stuff is pretty great. Fourth? Oh, you better beLIEVE that's a-harmin'. [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Jul 27 at 4:51 AM - 14 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Unity  Rewatch   Season 3, Episode 17

Yessir, there ain't nothin' in this here universe like good ol'-fayshioned Texas barbecue. Hold this here axonal amplifier ag'inst yer temple, wouldja son? And mah mah, them bluebonnets sure are purty in the springtime. Wellsir, now yer gonna feel a slight drillin' sensation in yer brain stem… [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Jul 24 at 4:04 AM - 16 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Blood Fever  Rewatch   Season 3, Episode 16

Ensign Vorik, in a commanding capacity, chooses his first mate. But she prevents his intended debriefing by employing evasive maneuvers after first contact. Then on the holodeck, he faces the risk of dishonorable discharge. And after the climax, in a scene with Janeway and Chakotay: somebody bones. [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Jul 20 at 4:37 AM - 13 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Coda  Rewatch   Season 3, Episode 15

Go into the light... go into the liiiiiiiiight, Kathryn... yes, into the light... that light... the one that's right in front of you... gotta get into that light... go ahead... time's a-wastin', I got stuff to do... any day now... damnit, will you just go into the freakin' light already?!? [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Jul 17 at 7:16 AM - 15 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Alter Ego  Rewatch   Season 3, Episode 14

Or: "Harry and Tuvok Get Catfished" [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Jul 13 at 3:06 AM - 6 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Fair Trade  Rewatch   Season 3, Episode 13

When an alien whose primary role on the ship was to be their local guide is on the verge of boldly going where this particular Talaxian hasn't gone before, what's he to do? Suggestion: this would not be a good time to break bad. [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Jul 10 at 7:19 AM - 11 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Macrocosm  Rewatch   Season 3, Episode 12

You see, Starfleet is less a military organization than a scientific one—committed to seeking out and understanding new forms of life, however different they maAAUGH GOD KILL IT WITH FIRE [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Jul 6 at 3:08 AM - 21 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: The Q and the Grey  Rewatch   Season 3, Episode 11

When Q comes marching home again/ Hurrah! Hurrah!/ Janeway will tear her hair out then/ Hurrah! Hurrah!/ The ship will be rocked and the drums will roll/ The continuum will be out of control/ The captain saw right through ye/ Q, we hardly knew ye! [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Jul 3 at 6:24 AM - 9 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Warlord  Rewatch   Season 3, Episode 10

Hear now the decrees of Kes the Unconquerable, Kes the Immortal, Kes the Dread Lord of All! All subjects shall grow gardens! All Talaxians are to be forcibly deported to the offworld colonies! The infirm, the foreign, and the telepathic shall be heavily taxed! And all statuesque Nordic ex-Borg women are to be put to death immediately, that the Dark Prophecy may never come to pass! [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Jun 29 at 4:03 AM - 8 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Future's End, Part II  Rewatch   Season 3, Episode 9

Maybe the Doctor should start calling himself Dr. Seuss, because he's on the loose! [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Jun 26 at 7:23 AM - 15 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Future's End  Rewatch   Season 3, Episode 8

This is the time-jump of the starship Voyager. Its 1996 mission: To bring Dolly the Cloned Sheep to the 24th century. To prevent the launch of Fox News Channel. To boldly go and see the Spice Girls live! (Part 1 of 2) [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Jun 22 at 3:19 AM - 15 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Sacred Ground  Rewatch   Season 3, Episode 7

First, one must contemplate the Rock of Requirement; next, one must practice the Fingerpainting of Flabbergastation; then, one must undertake the Rockclimbing of Really Radical Requirement; then, one must contemplate the Rock again--sheesh, if this ordeal were any more complicated, it would be a Klingon bachelor party! [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Jun 19 at 6:41 AM - 13 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Remember  Rewatch   Season 3, Episode 6

Lt. Torres and Cpt. Janeway gradually grow suspicious of friendly-seeming telepathic aliens who wear grody old dishrags on their foreheads. It's almost as if they have something to hide… [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Jun 15 at 4:52 AM - 4 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: False Profits  Rewatch   Season 3, Episode 5

Near a wormhole that connects to a distant part of the galaxy, Ferengi are scheming to... wait, which show is this, again? [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Jun 12 at 8:15 AM - 16 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: The Swarm  Rewatch   Season 3, Episode 4

Lt. Torres learns one of the more obscure Laws of Robotics: it takes an arrogant hologram to fix an arrogant hologram. [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Jun 8 at 4:20 AM - 10 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: The Chute  Rewatch   Season 3, Episode 3

The episode that launched a thousand Tom/Harry 'ships. [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Jun 5 at 6:30 AM - 5 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Flashback  Rewatch   Season 3, Episode 2

Our heroes encounter gaseous anomalies. Tuvok experiences some more mental distress. The legendary Klingon commander Kang returns to menace Starfleet. A little girl falls to her death about a dozen times. And Janeway meets Sulu! (Sort of.) [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Jun 1 at 4:02 AM - 8 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Basics, Part II  Rewatch   Season 3, Episode 1

It's the end of the end of the beginning, as it were, as the ship and the show leave some people and some familiar territory behind, so let us pause a moment to remember those lost: ye heroes, ye villains, ye villains-turned heroes, even ye murderhoboes. Never to be seen again, with the exception of the occasional holodeck malfunction, wibbly-wobbly-timey-wimey incident, or historical recreation centuries hence. [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on May 29 at 9:02 AM - 19 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Basics, Part I  Rewatch   Season 2, Episode 26

(Season Finale) Captain's log, stardate 49858.5—and I mean a literal log, I'm talking into a log right now. Stranded on a wilderness planet again *sigh*…second time this month. No sign of friendly monkeys, though. Well, at least my whole crew is with me this time. …Oh right, except for the doctor—and, um, one of his nurses. Hm. Well, maybe we won't end up needing any medical treatment. Wildman's baby looks pretty tough, what with the forehead spikes and all. Anyway, they're starting to stare at me, so I'd better wrap this up. Our first order of business: we're gonna need tubs. Lots of tubs. [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on May 25 at 5:18 AM - 17 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Resolutions  Rewatch   Season 2, Episode 25

"I closed my eyes and sank deeper into the steamy bath, feeling my troubles and worries slip away. I was no longer a starship captain, really, no longer even a scientist after the oddly-precise storm destroyed all my technical equipment but left everything else untouched; now, I was just a woman. 'Everything OK, Kathryn?' I smiled, thinking of the man who was once my second-in-command, but now... now, just a man. A very considerate, thoughtful, available man. 'Better than OK, Com- I mean, Chakotay. Makes me wish that I'd gotten the incurable yet peculiarly asymptomatic space plague earlier. Say, you didn't happen to find a loofah out there, did you?'" -- from Passion's Pesilent Planet, Jane Katrina (pseud.) [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on May 22 at 7:21 AM - 22 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Tuvix  Rewatch   Season 2, Episode 24

On stardate 49655.2, Lieutenant Tuvok was asked to remove himself from his ship of residence to collect samples. That request came from his captain. Deep down, he knew the transporter would malfunction on the way back, but he also knew that someday, he would return to her. With nowhere else to go, his transporter pattern merged with that of his crewmate, Neelix. Sometime earlier, Neelix's biological matter had thrown him out, requesting that he never return. Can two men share a body without driving each other crazy? [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on May 18 at 3:39 AM - 20 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: The Thaw  Rewatch   Season 2, Episode 23

Can't sleep, clowns will eat metrap me in stasis [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on May 15 at 6:20 AM - 11 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Innocence  Rewatch   Season 2, Episode 22

We're the kids in the Delta Quadrant! (whoa-oh) / We're the kids in the Delta Quadrant! (whoa-oh) / Everybody watch us die in a cave![more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on May 11 at 3:33 AM - 16 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Deadlock  Rewatch   Season 2, Episode 21

Have you ever just had a really, really crappy day, and wished that you could step into the version of the day where everything went OK? Would it make a difference if there was a chance that you might get your organs stolen? [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on May 8 at 8:01 AM - 33 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Investigations  Rewatch   Season 2, Episode 20

Liiiive from somewhere in the Delta Quadrant, it's The Neelix Show! Tonight: the juggling talents of Pablo Baytart! Myoooosical guest: Harry "Clarinet" Kimmmm! Plus "Hints for Healthful Living!" (time permitting) …And nowww… heeeeeeeeeeere's NEELIX! [*APPLAUSE*] [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on May 4 at 3:14 AM - 15 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Lifesigns  Rewatch   Season 2, Episode 19

Ah, there's nothing like spending a pleasant evening parking with your sweetie under the Martian sky--WAIT THERE'S NO BREATHABLE ATMOSPHERE ON MARS WE CAN'T--never mind, it's just the holodeck and we're both holograms, it's OK! Whew. [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on May 1 at 7:42 AM - 14 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Death Wish  Rewatch   Season 2, Episode 18

"Who, except the gods, can live time through forever without any pain?" - Aeschylus, The Oresteia [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Apr 27 at 3:17 AM - 15 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Dreadnought  Rewatch   Season 2, Episode 17

The Guerrilla Starship Engineer's Handbook, Chapter XLVII: How To Deal With a Smart Bomb That's Outsmarted You, by B'Elanna Torres [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Apr 24 at 6:28 AM - 6 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Meld  Rewatch   Season 2, Episode 16

Or, "The One Where Tuvok Finally Murders Neelix" [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Apr 20 at 3:16 AM - 17 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Threshold  Rewatch   Season 2, Episode 15

Adult Mutant Starfleet Salamanders, Adult Mutant Starfleet Salamanders, Adult Mutant Starfleet Salamanders, heroes on the Threshold! (Amphibian power!) [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Apr 17 at 6:26 AM - 25 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Alliances  Rewatch   Season 2, Episode 14

Crewman Bendera goes to that big exploding console in the sky, a mutiny enters the planning stage, Neelix hits the bar, Tuvok enjoys some horticulture, and Janeway learns why you can't spell "Trabe" without "be" and "tray." [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Apr 13 at 3:22 AM - 23 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Prototype  Rewatch   Season 2, Episode 13

The system goes online on August 4th, 2297. Humanoid decisions are removed from strategic defense. The automated units begin to learn at a geometric rate. They become self-aware at 2:14 AM, Pralor time, August 29th. In a panic, the Builders try to pull the plug. [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Apr 10 at 3:05 AM - 9 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Resistance  Rewatch   Season 2, Episode 12

“When life itself seems lunatic, who knows where madness lies? Perhaps to be too practical is madness. To surrender dreams — this may be madness. Too much sanity may be madness — and maddest of all: to see life as it is, and not as it should be!” ― Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, Don Quixote [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Apr 6 at 8:47 AM - 16 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Maneuvers  Rewatch   Season 2, Episode 11

They're bringin' Seska back (yeah)/ Them other Kazon don't know how to act (yeah)/ I think it's special, what's behind Chakotay's back (yeah)/ So turn around and Janeway will pick up the slack (yeah) [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Apr 3 at 7:44 AM - 14 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Cold Fire  Rewatch   Season 2, Episode 10

When Tuvok teaches Kes to hone her telepathic abilities, she learns to hear Neelix's thoughts—but surprisingly, that's not the most disturbing thing she'll experience in this episode. [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Mar 30 at 3:22 AM - 11 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Tattoo  Rewatch   Season 2, Episode 9

I'm not saying that it was aliens... but it was aliens. [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Mar 27 at 7:33 AM - 22 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Persistence of Vision  Rewatch   Season 2, Episode 8

Or: "A Little Doctor Goes a Long Way" [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Mar 23 at 3:25 AM - 13 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Parturition  Rewatch   Season 2, Episode 7

AKA The Spaghetti Incident. [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Mar 20 at 7:16 AM - 12 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Twisted  Rewatch   Season 2, Episode 6

Being stranded 70,000 light-years from home is pretty tough on a starship crew. Sooner or later, some of them are gonna get a little bent out of shape. [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Mar 16 at 3:18 AM - 13 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Non Sequitur  Rewatch   Season 2, Episode 5

Life is apparently pretty good for a talented young Starfleet officer fresh out of the Academy: nice San Francisco apartment (small, but with a hell of a view), beautiful fiancée, promising budding career as a propulsion engineer with the Starfleet Engineering Corps, even a local barista who knows his favorite drink order by heart. Sure, he didn't get that shipboard assignment that he wanted, but given Voyager's disappearance in the Badlands with all hands missing, even that's for the best. So... what's the matter with Harry? [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Mar 13 at 7:22 AM - 12 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Elogium  Rewatch   Season 2, Episode 4

Ahh, springtime in the Delta Quadrant. When the suns are shining their brightest… the leola plants are in bloom… and a young Ocampa woman's fancy turns to inflating her neck sac, getting foot massages from holograms, and coating her hands in mustard. [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Mar 9 at 3:29 AM - 22 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Projections  Rewatch   Season 2, Episode 3

Once upon a time, I, the Emergency Medical Hologram, dreamt I was a man, walking hither and thither, to all intents and purposes a man. I was conscious only of my happiness as a man, unaware that I was the EMH. Soon I awoke, and there I was, veritably myself again. Now I do not know whether I was then a hologram dreaming I was a man, or whether I am now a man, dreaming I am a hologram. Or maybe it's just another damn holodeck malfunction? And what the hell was Lieutenant Broccoli doing there? [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Mar 6 at 10:05 AM - 9 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Initiations  Rewatch   Season 2, Episode 2

And as I switched off the comm it occurred to me, he'd grown up just like me / My boy was just like me…[more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Mar 2 at 3:15 AM - 13 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: The 37's  Rewatch   Season 2, Episode 1

According to Wikipedia, the Milky Way Galaxy is about 100,000 light years in diameter, and an average 1000 light years thick. Doing the math, that puts the Delta Quadrant (¼ of the Milky Way) at a volume of a bit under 2 trillion cubic light years. And, in that staggering volume, Voyager, which is 343 meters in length, comes across a truck (truck-sized), specifically a 1936 Ford pickup. Which can still start on the first try. And that's not the least likely thing that they'll find that day... [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Feb 27 at 7:38 AM - 15 comments

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