Star Trek: Voyager (1995–2001)  imdb rss

Pulled to the far side of the Galaxy, where the Federation is 75 years away at maximum warp speed, a Starfleet ship must cooperate with Maquis rebels to find a way home.

Star Trek: Voyager: Learning Curve  Rewatch   Season 1, Episode 16

WHAT IS YOUR HOLO-MALFUNCTION, CADET? YOU CAN'T SPREAD YOUR FINGERS APART IN A V-SHAPE LIKE ANY VULCAN CHILD CAN? DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT A "V" IS, SON? NEVER LEARNED YOUR FEDERATION STANDARD ALPHABET, IS THAT IT? OR IS SOMETHIN' WRONG WITH YOUR FINGERS? TOO MUCH QUALITY TIME WITH LITTLE MISS ROTTENCROTCH DELANEY? WELL, GET THIS THROUGH YOUR BIO-NEURAL HEAD-SACK: WE'RE NOT LEAVING UNTIL YOU GIVE ME A PROPER VULCAN SALUTE!!! [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Feb 23 at 3:33 AM - 13 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Jetrel  Rewatch   Season 1, Episode 15

Say what you will about Neelix--he's irritating, bossy, inappropriately possessive and jealous of Kes--but you have to admit this: he had a bad war. A really, really bad war. [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Feb 20 at 8:37 AM - 17 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Faces  Rewatch   Season 1, Episode 14

B'Elanna is quite beside herself when, after being captured on an away mission, she has unsettling encounters with a couple of surprisingly familiar faces. [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Feb 16 at 3:45 AM - 17 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Cathexis  Rewatch   Season 1, Episode 13

The Monsters Are Due on Maple StreetUSS Voyager [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Feb 13 at 7:16 AM - 22 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Heroes and Demons  Rewatch   Season 1, Episode 12

Harry Kim fumbles his initiative while LARPing on the Holodeck. Facing a TPK, the group has to rely on the newb—who rolled up a healer with Strength as his dump stat—to finish the module. [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Feb 9 at 8:48 AM - 19 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: State of Flux  Rewatch   Season 1, Episode 11

Starfleet captains hate this crewmember's one weird old trick for escaping the Delta Quadrant--their true identity will shock you! (Or not.) [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Feb 6 at 9:18 AM - 18 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Prime Factors  Rewatch   Season 1, Episode 10

Please, come to our planet of pleasure. We ask nothing at all in return. To give you pleasure gives us pleasure. I assure you, ours is a world where nothing can possi-blie go wrong. …PossiBLY go wrong. …That's the first thing that's…ever gone wrong. [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Feb 2 at 3:23 AM - 16 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Emanations  Rewatch   Season 1, Episode 9

Some bright morning when this life is over, I'll beam away/ To that home in the Next Emanation, I'll beam away/ I'll beam away, oh glory/ I'll beam away, in the morning/ When I die, Hallelujah by and by/ I'll beam away [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Jan 30 at 7:27 AM - 5 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Ex Post Facto  Rewatch   Season 1, Episode 8

It was a cold night in the bad quadrant. I was playing flyboy for the kid, Kim. Hired hand, that's all. The skies were black with rain on the way down. Nothing I couldn't handle. I brought the kid dirtside to meet some physicist. They got to talking, and before too long, I'm the third nacelle. Get two science guys together? Forget it. I'd just about checked out altogether…when she walked in. Legs like the Pleasure Goddess of Rixx, forehead like a Terran horny toad. It figured. Next thing I know, she's on me like a Denevan neural parasite. And me without an ultraviolet light source. Some luck. [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Jan 26 at 3:40 AM - 13 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Eye of the Needle  Rewatch   Season 1, Episode 7

Voyager discovers a wormhole that may lead to the Alpha Quadrant; could this be the way home? [checks Memory Alpha; it's the seventh episode of the first season of seven] Hmm... [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Jan 23 at 10:20 AM - 11 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: The Cloud  Rewatch   Season 1, Episode 6

The crew of Voyager—afflicted with isolation, professional tensions, and resource depletion—pins its hopes on a perfectly innocent-looking nebula and a reasonably competent-seeming Morale Officer. [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Jan 19 at 3:37 AM - 18 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Phage  Rewatch   Season 1, Episode 5

This episode starts off with a very sitcommy bit about Neelix's cooking (which will become a recurring bit), but takes a very hard left turn into horror with the introduction of a strong contender for the title of Trek's Nastiest Villains, the Vidiians. [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Jan 16 at 7:41 AM - 33 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Time and Again  Rewatch   Season 1, Episode 4

While investigating a destroyed civilization, Janeway and Paris get trapped in its recent past. Like, uncomfortably recent. [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Jan 12 at 3:45 AM - 13 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Parallax  Rewatch   Season 1, Episode 3

Voyager investigates a quantum... singularity... thingy. As you do. The real urgent question is, is B'Elanna going to spend the rest of the series in the brig? Plus, the Doctor is being a little short with his patients. [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Jan 9 at 9:21 AM - 11 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Caretaker  Rewatch   Season 1, Episode 1

(Series Premiere) The newly-commissioned U.S.S. Voyager ventures from Federation outpost Deep Space 9 into the Badlands to hunt down a Maquis raider…only to encounter something that, even for the Badlands, is really bad. [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Jan 5 at 4:01 AM - 41 comments