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Avatar: The Last Airbender: The Storm Rewatch Season 1, Ep 12
A storm isn't just roiling out in the sea (where Sokka is attempting to earn some money), but there are storms in both Aang and Zuko's hearts, as flashbacks tell us how Aang ended up in the iceberg and where Zuko got his scar. [more inside]
The Flash: Rogue Time Season 1, Ep 16
Barry tries to make the most of his new advantage over Weather Wizard, but events get out of hand quickly. [more inside]
Our heroes attempt to make the best out of a swampy situation, and race to Rockport before they miss a fateful train. They also meet a beloved radio personality and spokesperson, and hold him ransom for MaxFunDrive donations. Magnus exhibits his upper body strength. Taako gets charming. Merle takes a stink-bath.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer: What's My Line Rewatch Season 2, Ep 9
A school career fair gets Buffy all pouty about the choices life has taken from her. Spike brings in a team of bounty hunters to keep her busy while he works to restore Drusilla's strength. A surprise second Slayer, Kendra, arrives in town, bonds with Giles and clashes with Buffy. Meanwhile Willow and Oz finally meet, Xander and Cordelia finally get a room, and Drusilla finally gets Angel all to herself.
The Americans: Do Mail Robots Dream of Electric Sheep? Season 3, Ep 9
Hans takes on a freelance operation, Martha decides to get on with things and makes supper, Oleg and Stan take the next step in their plot to exchange Zinaida for Nina, Mail Robot entertains midnight visitors, and Philip and Gabriel play Scrabble.
Mystery Science Theater 3000: GODZILLA VS. MEGALON Season 2, Ep 12
(1973, Color, Japanese, Godzilla, Kaiji, Classic) "Giant Against Giant... the Ultimate Battle!" A scientist, his guyfriend, and the shrill little boy they hang out with send the robot they made, Jet Jaguar, to get Godzilla to defend against the guardian monster of the Kingdom of Seatopia, who are angry because of nuclear testing. One of the best of Mystery Science Theater 3000 of all! The movie is ridiculous, the riffing hilarious, and it has some of the greatest host segments too, including the infamous Orville "Popcorn" Redenbacher sketch. But, unfortunately, this episode is very difficult to find these days, thanks to the legal machinations of Godzilla's owner, Toho. Unavailable on YouTube. First shown January 19, 1991. [more inside]
Person of Interest: Skip Season 4, Ep 19
Reese tries to protect a bounty hunter who continues to pursue her target despite a potential threat to her life; Finch puts his plan into motion.
iZombie: Brother, Can You Spare A Brain? Season 1, Ep 2
Liv investigates the death of a very passionate artist and searches for the male zombie she saw in a vision.
You’d think you could trust dictionaries, but it turns out, they are riddled with LIES. Delivering this upsetting news is Eley Williams, who is just finishing up her PhD about mountweazels, esquivalience and other hoax words that lexicographers have snuck into dictionaries. [more inside]
Justified: Trust Season 6, Ep 10
Boyd makes a move on Markham's money. Boon steals a hat. Duffy has a meal with Mikey. Dewey gets a bit of revenge. And, holy shit, Ava!!!
Forever: Dead Men Tell Long Tales Season 1, Ep 18
Henry investigates the death of a treasure hunter, which also involves the slave ship that he died his first death on. Jo gets asked out. Adam has a present for Henry. [more inside]
Yes fellas, lots of you think of yourselves as good guys. But what does it really take to be a good guy? We have stories of valiant men attempting to do good in challenging and not-so-challenging circumstances: in department stores, public buses, and at the bottom of a cave 900 feet underground.
Pretty Little Liars: Welcome to the Dollhouse Season 5, Ep 26
“A” has always had fun playing with Aria, Emily, Hanna and Spencer, but now “they” have the biggest game to date in store for the girls. As shocking secrets come to light and the biggest clue to the “A” mystery is revealed, is this one plAydate the Liars can survive? [more inside]
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt: Kimmy Makes Waffles Season 1, Ep 13
Kimmy and the mole-women re-visit the bunker.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.: Love in the Time of Hydra Season 2, Ep 14
Coulson and his team are still reeling from a shocking revelation that leaves the team fractured as they must decide what to do with one of their own. Meanwhile, Bobbi and Mack reveal their true allegiance to Hunter, while elsewhere, Ward and Agent 33 embark on a personal mission
Bob's Burgers: The Runaway Club Season 5, Ep 16
The kids are sentenced to Saturday detention, and will do anything it takes to leave early so they can attend the Cotton Candy Festival. Meanwhile, Bob and Linda believe they are being scammed by a young girl at the restaurant. [more inside]
RuPaul's Drag Race: Spoof! Season 7, Ep 4
The queens assemble into three teams to write and record parody versions of RuPaul songs and shoot videos for said parodies. They are mostly passable. Ru gets cranky about a light dig at Drag U, the top three from last season are mimicked fairly effectively, and the wrong queen goes home.
WWF Raw: The WrestleMania Go-Home Season 23, Ep 30
The card is set. The stars are aligned. The Granddaddy Of Them All is just a few days away, and WWE has managed to put together a fairly compelling WrestleMania card almost despite themselves. [more inside]
House of Cards: Chapter 39 Season 3, Ep 13
In the midst of the Iowa caucuses, Frank and Claire must confront hard truths about each other. [more inside]
Community: Basic Crisis Room Decorum Season 6, Ep 3
Annie calls an emergency Greendale meeting at 2 a.m. after she finds out that City College is airing an attack ad claiming Greendale gave a degree to a dog. DID THAT HAPPEN!?!? [more inside]
Bloodline: Part 2 Season 1, Ep 2
A shit load of flashback story and intrigue. [more inside]
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt: Kimmy Goes to Court! Season 1, Ep 12
Kimmy returns to Durnsville to testify and Titus comes along to provide support/see the trial without ads.
Better Call Saul: Rico Season 1, Ep 8
Jimmy's deep dive into "elder law" gets messy. [more inside]
Shameless (US): Where There's a Will Season 3, Ep 8
The Gallaghers’ cousin, Patrick, is trying to take their house away from them by enforcing Aunt Ginger’s will, which superseded the Gallaghers’ version of her will at the end of the previous episode. The Gallaghers know both wills are fraudulent, but they can’t reveal how they know. [more inside]
The Problem: 1997 was a bye year. [more inside]
We're wrapping up the MaxFunDrive the only way we know how: By talking about Garfield, urinal footwear and sexual reactions to The Flash. If that doesn't deserve your hard-earned dollars, we don't know what will. Suggested talking points: Super Rich, Garbage House, Cat Enema, Pizza Warlock, Nerdgasm, Japanese Courtesy Sandals, Glamping, Olderwear
Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: Municipal Violations Season 2, Ep 7
This week: Elections in Israel go again to PM Benjamin Netanyahu's Likud party. --- Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz asks employees to discuss race matters with customers. --- 4th Graders in New Hampshire draft a bill to declare the Red-Tailed Hawk the official state raptor and travel to the state capital only to watch it get (metaphorically) shot down in flames. To make it up to the kids, LWT declares it the show's official bird, brings one into the studio, and airs a short promotional video. --- And Now: People On TV Honoring St. Patrick's Day In The Most Offensive Way Possible. --- Main story: Municipal violations in the US and how grievously they punish the poor. (YouTube 18m) LWT produced a short video piece against the practice, using hashtag #shutdownthefuckbarrel.
Looking: Looking for Home Season 2, Ep 10
It's Christmastime in San Francisco! Agustín gets a visit from a sexy Santa, Dom and Doris get some closure on their friend-fight, and Richie gets a new client.
Last Man on Earth: Some Friggin' Fat Guy Season 1, Ep 6
Meet Todd, the nicest man on Earth. Phil spends the entire episode trying to bust up a potential relationship between the last two singles on Earth. [more inside]
Last Man on Earth: The Dunk The Skunk Season 1, Ep 5
Phil tries to wheedle his wife and Melissa into letting him have sex with Melissa. Meanwhile, another dude is speeding his way towards Tucson. [more inside]
Girls: Home Birth Season 4, Ep 10
Caroline's home birth does not go as planned. Shoshanna considers her options. Ray and Desi have it out, with some repercussions for Marnie.
Machine guns, barbed wire and millions upon millions of artillery shells create industrialized meat grinders at Verdun and the Somme. There's never been a human experience like it and it changes a generation.
House of Cards: Chapter 38 Season 3, Ep 12
Heather Dunbar goes for the jugular, forcing Claire to confront her worst fears. The rift between Frank and Claire widens. [more inside]
Avatar: The Last Airbender: The Great Divide Season 1, Ep 11
The gang's journey northward brings them to the Great Divide, the Grand Canyon of the Avatar world, and into the arguing midst of two rival Earth Kingdom tribes, the Gan Jin and the Zhang. In a bid to display the Avatar's expected ability to unite people, Aang volunteers to guide the two groups through the canyon and through their troubles. [more inside]
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt: Kimmy Rides A Bike! Season 1, Ep 11
Kimmy joins a spin class. Titus goes to the library.
After a strange sexual encounter, a teenager finds herself haunted by nightmarish visions and the inescapable sense that something is after her. [more inside]
The Good Wife: Red Meat Season 6, Ep 16
It's election day! Both Alicia and Diane discover that they love shooting. Finn gifts Alicia with a distracting game of Halo while she waits. Diane's on that hunting trip with Kurt, both hunting deer and clients. Dylan gets kicked out of school, Kalinda's being followed, and Bishop comes up with a solution to at least one of his problems. [more inside]
The Walking Dead: Try Season 5, Ep 15
When life within the walls begins to mimic life outside, the group realizes that sheltered life may not be possible.
Fringe: Olivia Rewatch Season 3, Ep 1
Imprisoned in the alternate universe, Olivia once again shows her mettle by escaping and trying to find a way home after commandeering the services of taxi driver Henry Higgins. Lincoln Lee and Charlie try to bring her back to the fold. Meanwhile in the blue universe, Peter reveals his real reason for returning. [more inside]
Bloodline: Part 1 Season 1, Ep 1
"We're not bad people, but we did a bad thing." 🌴🌊🌴 Danny Rayburn (Ben Mendelsohn) is the drifting eldest son of a family that runs a hotel on a sprawling property in the beautiful Florida Keys. He's come home for a big get-together and a pier-naming event honoring the Rayburns. Danny springs an idea on his brother, John (Kyle Chandler), the local sheriff. [more inside]
Spaced: Back Rewatch Season 2, Ep 1
After receiving an injection of money following the sale of her articles, Daisy returns from her holiday in Asia, but finds it hard to settle back into the flat atmos of play-fighting and repeat viewings of skateboard accidents--and who can blame her? Tim works through his George Lucas/Phantom Menace issues via a Star Wars bonfire, minus the Obi Wan robe he wears, of course. And Mike has moved into Daisy's room after an unfortunate accident (particularly unfortunate for the cat). Matrix Agents (Kevin Eldon and Mark Gatiss) are tracking Daisy and catch up with her at the pub, resulting in a karate-fight specatular. [more inside]
Fortitude: Episode 8 Season 1, Ep 8
While Frank takes the law into his own hands, DCI Morton closes in on the truth about Pettigrew's death. Vincent and Natalie also make a discovery. This episode aired on March 19, 2015. [more inside]
Carnivàle: Milfay First Watch Season 1, Ep 1
After the death of his mother, Ben Hawkins joins Carnivàle. Meanwhile, Brother Justin has a religious vision.
Aldnoah.Zero: The Unvanquished (Sky of Prayers) Season 1, Ep 23
Klancain rescues Asseylum and Edelrittuo from the UFE commandos and manages to spirit them out of the moon base in his ship. Mazuurek vows his allegiance to Asseylum, and Asseylum contacts her grandfather, the Emperor. Slaine orders an all-out attack on the Earth forces in space, and enjoins the Orbital Knights on Earth to engage in battle earthside. However, Slaine's broadcast is interrupted by Asseylum's, declaring her intentions for peace between Vers and Earth, and her assuming the throne as Empress of Vers.
Fuu, Jin and Mugen finally get a break and win a nice purse while gambling. But when they go to pay for their soup, Fuu finds that their purse is gone. The same nimble-fingered young thief also lifts a valuable package from a group of shady characters. Who will find him first? [more inside]
Black Sails: XVII Season 2, Ep 9
Flint and Miranda deal with their past; Bonny reveals her intents to Rackham; Vane claims a massive prize; Eleanor declares war.
Helix: Mother Season 2, Ep 10
Everyone's looking for the Mother tree, except Peter, who's wondering around in the basement of the Abbey with Anne. Lots of crazy shit ensues. [more inside]
12 Monkeys: Divine Move Season 1, Ep 10
Cole surprises Cassie and Aaron in 2015 Baltimore. Cassie and Aaron go searching for a container of monkeys. Plants turn red when Cole's around. Ramse burns bridges, and flees to Tokyo. And, Jennifer has "Daughters".
Murder, She Wrote: No Laughing Murder Rewatch Season 3, Ep 18
Mack Howard and Murray Gruen were a celebrated comical duo but party in anger years back. Now Murray's daughter Corrie and Mack's son Kip (a young and shaggy George Clooney) are engaged, and some family and friends, including family friend Jessica Fletcher, are meeting for an engagement dinner at Murray's run-down Hiawatha lodge. It's not long before Murray and Mack are at it again, each claiming the other stole a fortune in royalties on videos of the duo. There's back-stabbing and murder, quite literally, before any resolution can be found, thanks to JB.
Star Trek: The Doomsday Machine Rewatch Season 2, Ep 6
The starship Enterprise comes into contact with its sister ship, the USS Constellation which has been heavily damaged by a huge fortified planet-killing machine from another galaxy. Kirk and his crew must find a means to stop the device heading for heavily populated areas of our galaxy, and deal with the heavily traumatized Commodore Decker, the Constellation 's only survivor. [more inside]
Glee: 2009, Dreams Come True Season 6, Ep 12
The first hour is essentially a "new-run"-sort of thing in which we see more scenes of the original glee club forming at McKinley. The second hour is the glee club winning Nationals, Will becoming principal of the McKinley Arts School, Sam taking over New Directions, and pretty much everyone else moving to New York or Washington D.C. Guess who the last one is? [more inside]
Foyle's War: The German Woman Season 1, Ep 1
In which we meet Detective Chief Superintendent Christopher Foyle, establish his style as a quiet, dogged, highly ethical dude, attempting to carry out police work during WWII, and are also introduced to his driver/sidekick "Sam", his son, newly enlisted Andrew, and his future assistant and recent war veteran, Paul Miller. [more inside]
Grimm: Bad Luck Season 4, Ep 14
A murder victim missing a foot leads Hank and Nick to a disturbing discovery; Rosalee and Monroe go undercover to assist with the investigation; after Adalind and Juliette's showdown Nick is sent down a path towards Henrietta.
Shameless (US): A Long Way From Home Season 3, Ep 7
Fiona seeks custody of her siblings. [more inside]
The Blacklist: Tom Keen (No. 7) Season 2, Ep 16
New evidence arises that contradicts Elizabeth's testimony, so Red and Ressler go to Germany to find the only person who can exonerate her - Tom.
House of Cards: Chapter 37 Season 3, Ep 11
Things turn ugly when Frank, Jackie, and Heather square off during their first debate. Tom joins Claire on the campaign trail. [more inside]
The Slap: Aisha Season 1, Ep 6
Aisha attends a medical conference in Boston, where she makes the same mistake as Hector did, only with more bra and panties showing. Gary explodes at Rosie for her obsession with the assault case, but while he is watching Hugo's basic brattiness at a playground, he discovers that a PI is watching it too.
Steven Universe: Open Book Season 1, Ep 51
Steven takes Connie to Rose's room so they can make up a different ending to their favorite book series.
Game of Thrones: Fire and Blood First Watch Season 1, Ep 10
Season Finale: A new king rises in the north. Tywin promotes Tyrion. Arya leaves King's Landing. Jon's vows are tested. Daenerys finds her fortunes changing. [more inside]
Archer: Achub Y Morfilod Season 6, Ep 11
Archer whisks Lana away for a romantic getaway. In Wales. And to aid Welch terrorists. Meanwhile, everyone gives Ray a hand. This episode brought to you by Glengoolie. "For the best of times."