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That's not how I would have called that match. [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Nov 2, 2023 - 28 comments

Captain Burnham and her crew must go where few have gone before: beyond the Galactic Barrier. Meanwhile, Book learns the truth of what drives Ruon Tarka. [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Feb 24, 2022 - 16 comments

The inventor of Earth's transporter comes aboard Enterprise for an experiment. But there's a ghost in the machine... [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Mar 15, 2020 - 4 comments

This planet's too chilly. Should've worn my "Engineering Smock." Except it makes me look pregnant. Heh, that'd freak Tom out. This market looks like the one on Sikaris. Wonder if Janeway noticed. Maybe I'll point it out! Yeah right, maybe if I want my head torn off. That kid's got weird socks. At least these people have invented socks. Ughh, so bored. Socks are actually a pretty good idea, really. Oh good, now these guys are staring at me. What, you've never seen an alien that doesn't look human before? Okay, now THIS petaQ's in my space bubble. If you don't step off RIGHT now, I'm gonna reach down your throat and RIP OUT your SPINE and cram it back UP YOUR ASS SIDEWAYS!! [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Sep 28, 2017 - 22 comments

"I was hoping that this would never happen. But it finally has. The Changelings have reached Earth." [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Feb 7, 2016 - 7 comments