I Am Groot: I Am Groot (Full Season)

January 25, 2024 7:45 PM - Season 2 (Full Season)

I am Groot. [Translation: Season 2 of the cartoon shorts featuring you-know-who encountering the unknown... well, unknown to him at that point, which is before Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2.]

I am Groot. [Translation continued: Groot cares for a baby bird, finds out what a nose knows, builds a more-active-than-usual snowman, pays a visit to an ice cream truck, and encounters the Watcher. This free 'n' fun translation comes courtesy of Celestial Pops, the cosmically-creamy confection. PREPARE YOUR WORLD FOR A JUDGMENT...OF FLAVOR.]

posted by Halloween Jack (4 comments total)

I am Groot. [Translation: this looks possibly entertaining!]
posted by rhizome at 11:41 AM on January 26

We enjoyed
posted by billsaysthis at 9:49 PM on January 26

I too am Groot
posted by sammyo at 9:13 AM on January 27

The smelling stuff episode was quite cute.

Who expects their snowman to turn into a robot?!?

Groot just made a doll and a can...make out?

OH SHIT THE WATCHER'S BACK.
"Groot must Groot!"
"The seed is THAT WAY! THAT WAY!...."
"Don't draw on it!"
"Never mind , this is worse. Now that he's done relieving himself...." (That just brings up so many biological questions....does he pee sap?)
"I am The Watcher...but I can't watch this."
"This is what I get for skimming the prophecy."
posted by jenfullmoon at 10:26 AM on January 31