Abbott Elementary: Smoking
February 22, 2024 4:53 PM - Season 3, Episode 4 - Subscribe

Things go completely to hell when one kid getting caught smoking leads to (a) realizing smoking isn't banned here, (b) the teachers are all filmed talking about all the pot/pot products/pinot grigio they consume...by a student, who of course blasts it online, (c) the requisite anti-drug presentation goes as lame as they ever do, (d) draconian mandates go down, searches happen, and teachers can't say anything but "just say no." In other news, Janine hates her sub.

Honestly, this one kind of blew me away? The "almost everyone is doing some kind of pot" thing surprised me. I have no idea if pot's legal where Abbott is, but TEACHERS admitting to edibles and vaping? At work? Holy SHIT. Janine, of all people, is doing edibles nightly to chill out. I also liked the students calling people out on their hypocrisy and that drugs aren't like, all horrible all the time, so.....? Yeah, it's hard to argue against medical marijuana, isn't it. And um, was Melissa applying CBD oil to Barbara at the end?

Gregory's smile about his "in with the district" was adorable.

"She goes by Jess'ca?"
"Is FADE my fault?" "FADE is the government's fault."
posted by jenfullmoon (7 comments total) 1 user marked this as a favorite
 
I hear you about them talking about it in the break room, but that FADE conference had me in stitches. Aparna Nancherla killed it
posted by Carillon at 8:08 PM on February 22


Janine was just on the YouTube show called Hot Ones (an interview show where they eat progressively hotter wings with very well researched questions to answer), and I think she did great.
I'm glad this show has returned!
posted by Acari at 7:11 AM on February 23


Janine was just on the YouTube show called Hot Ones (an interview show where they eat progressively hotter wings with very well researched questions to answer), and I think she did great.

She’d turned down the show a few years ago as she doesn’t like spicy food, I think she did so well!

And um, was Melissa applying CBD oil to Barbara at the end?

She was! I loved Gregory having a pot protein bar at the weekends, so on brand 😂

Tyler James Williams was on Kimmel this week too.

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posted by ellieBOA at 9:14 AM on February 23 [1 favorite]


Loved seeing TikTok's Sabrina Brier as the substitute!
posted by ThePinkSuperhero at 8:53 AM on February 25


Also, “I do not want to live in a world where white people explain dance moves to me" was brilliant and perfectly delivered, as always.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero at 8:54 AM on February 25


Queen Sheryl Lee Ralph!
posted by ellieBOA at 6:16 AM on February 26


Aparna Nancherla killed it.

As soon as she started speaking, Mr. creepygirl said, "she's got to be a voiceover actress, she sounds so familiar."

It was nice to see her given some room to be funny in a live action role (I know her from her voiceover work as Hollyhock on Bojack and Moon on The Great North).
posted by creepygirl at 10:14 PM on February 27


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