Geostorm (2017)
November 5, 2017 5:29 AM - Subscribe

When the network of satellites designed to control the global climate start to attack Earth, it's a race against the clock to uncover the real threat before a worldwide geostorm wipes out everything and everyone.
posted by ellieBOA (6 comments total)
oooh I can't wait to see this. it looks SOOOO BAD!!!
posted by supermedusa at 10:12 AM on November 5, 2017

It was bad but enjoyable! Not enough character development, some truly bad American accents, and eye rolling moments, but fun action, nice international scenes, and some unintentionally funny moments!
posted by ellieBOA at 10:44 AM on November 5, 2017 [2 favorites]

It's entertaining, provided you have extremely managed expectations.
posted by DrAstroZoom at 12:09 PM on November 6, 2017 [1 favorite]

It was very entertaining, and going forward I hope that anyone that programs any device to prevent something makes sure to include a countdown timer and voice warning in case that device fails.

FIVE MINUTES...TO GEOSTORM is just the best dumb thing.
posted by graventy at 7:20 AM on November 14, 2017 [1 favorite]

Eminently enjoyable popcorn B-movie.
posted by Apocryphon at 2:09 PM on December 4, 2017

We only needed the geoengineering because Butler failed with renewable energy. North facing solar panels on a northern hemisphere site. Come on dude!
posted by biffa at 12:24 PM on February 28, 2018 [1 favorite]

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