Riverdale: Chapter Twenty-Nine: Primary Colors

March 24, 2018 10:32 AM - Season 2, Episode 16

Jughead takes drastic measures to voice his opposition to Hiram's plans for Riverdale; Andy Cohen, Hermoine's friend, visits to lend a hand; Veronica decides to run for student council president; Cheryl worries that she is being targeted; and Mary Andrews (Molly Ringwald) is back, to help her ex, Fred, with legal troubles.

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The results are in: Chic has no Blossom blood. (Blossom Blood, a new fragrance by Cheryl with notes of rose, spider venom, and maple syrup.) Betty interprets this news to mean they can’t be related. But back in Alice’s day, she wasn’t so busy solving serial murders that she couldn’t keep up with her freshman-year biology homework. Chic is her son, she explains: It’s just that Hal, the Coopers’ genetic link to the Blossom family, isn’t his father. So, who is?

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posted by filthy light thief (1 comment total)

I wasn't too worked up about the Lodges' criminal organization, tbh, but now that they're in the for profit prison business, I am team anyone but the Lodges. Gross.

I hope they get Cheryl out of the asylum quickly. Not excited to be back to that plot.

I have my doubts that teenagers are that excited about Andy Cohen, but I am also prepared to believe I am out of touch with today's youth.
posted by the primroses were over at 9:31 AM on March 25, 2018 [1 favorite]