Santa Jaws (2018)
December 24, 2018 1:42 PM - Subscribe

Trying to survive the family Christmas, Cody makes a wish to be alone, which ends up backfiring when a shark manifests and kills his entire family.
posted by larrybob (8 comments total) 4 users marked this as a favorite
 
I know absolutely nothing about this whatsoever, but that one line alone is making me try not to blow liquid all over the keyboard.
posted by jenfullmoon at 7:32 PM on December 24 [9 favorites]


It was everything I hoped it would be and more.
posted by loriginedumonde at 11:58 PM on December 24 [2 favorites]


Based on this post we just found it on demand and watched. So bad it is good, and good in places, and just wonderfully silly.
posted by vrakatar at 3:47 PM on December 25


So is this just the first ten minutes of Jaws: The Revenge stretched to feature length?
posted by doctornecessiter at 5:28 AM on December 26


But with elements of Jason from friday the 13th, and a comic book shop, and cheesy effects and puns.
posted by vrakatar at 5:45 PM on December 26


We found a way to watch this at the Christmas Video Marathon this year. Really insane, but better than you'd expect. I loved the part where they figured out the shark could only be hurt by Christmas weapons.
posted by JHarris at 7:17 PM on December 26 [3 favorites]


where they figured out the shark could only be hurt by Christmas weapons.

Well, duh.
posted by Naberius at 9:56 AM on December 27


Really insane, but better than you'd expect.

Yeah, it was. I'm gonna have to make some gifs of those crazy shark kills. Also, Comic Book Guy actually realizing the potential of the pen was pretty great.
posted by mordax at 8:18 PM on January 9


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