All Elite Wrestling: Dynamite: Dynamite 11/2 and Rampage 11/4
November 2, 2022 4:03 PM - Season 4, Episode 5 - Subscribe

"Daddy Ass was abducted by Swerve last week, and now his birthday celebration this week might be ruined if he can't scissor anymore".... is a sentence I never thought I would type. But it's real! Also there will be five title matches of actual wrestling!

The announced card for Dynamite:

- AEW All Atlantic Championship: Orange Cassidy (c) vs. Luchasaurus vs. Rey Fenix
and whoever wins tonight will defend it against an opponent of their choosing on Friday's Rampage

- Darby Allin vs. Jay Lethal

- Daddy Ass birthday bash

- Renee Paquette's sit-down interview with Britt Baker and Saraya
If this doesn't end with Saraya and Britt throwing hands at each other leading up to a match at Full Gear then I will be quite sad

- Jon Moxley vs. Lee Moriarty

- AEW TBS Championship: Jade Cargill (c) vs. Marina Shafir
...while Nyla Rose still physically holds the title and wonderfully enjoys dangling that fact in front of Jade's furious eyes

- Ring of Honor World Championship: Chris Jericho (c) vs. an unknown former ROH Champion
The wrestling mark in me wants to point out that under other circumstances, this would be a great time to bring back CM Punk, but in reality it's going to be either Bandido or Jonathan Gresham

- Ring Of Honor TV Championship: Samoa Joe (c) vs. Brian Cage
Joe Joe Joe Joe Joe Joe etc.

PS: It's been announced that Mike Tyson will be a special guest commentator for Rampage. Tyson has not appeared on AEW television since April 14, 2021, when he saved Chris Jericho from an attack by The Pinnacle (MJF, Wardlow, FTR, & Shawn Spears)... back when Jericho was a face and FTR were heels, remember that?
posted by The Pluto Gangsta (2 comments total) 1 user marked this as a favorite
FOUR title matches, excuse my error. I was so concerned about Daddy Ass and his scissoring that I miscounted.
posted by The Pluto Gangsta at 4:41 PM on November 2, 2022


BOOM BOOM Wrestling is healing BOOM BOOM
posted by The Pluto Gangsta at 6:01 PM on November 2, 2022

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