Self-Storage (2019)
December 1, 2022 7:01 PM - Subscribe

A year after being dumped by his girlfriend Olivia, Conrad takes a box of her mementos to his self-storage unit only to be trapped on the top floor in a twisted game of cat-and-mouse with a knife-wielding killer.
posted by miss-lapin (1 comment total) 1 user marked this as a favorite
This film should have been a short. It wouldn't have even been a good short, decent, but not good. But at an hour and nine minutes long it's just painful. Terrible writing, bad acting, even the sound editing is crap. THE SOUND EDITING. And what hurts me the most is there are moments where I could see the potential for fun-like dude has a snowglobe in his hand USE IT AS A WEAPON, but nooooooooooo.

I get the budget was a huge limitation here, but there is no excuse to be this boring.
posted by miss-lapin at 7:04 PM on December 1, 2022 [2 favorites]

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