All Elite Wrestling: Dynamite: Dynamite 7/19 and Rampage 7/21
July 19, 2023 4:24 PM - Season 4, Episode 42 - Subscribe

Golden Lovers reunite. Bastard PAC returns. BLOOD. AND. GUTS. THREE. (cw: folks are definitely bleeding tonight)

Not too many matches announced for tonight, because for damn certain at least an hour will be taken up by some of the world's greatest pro-wrestlers going HAM on each other in a double-ring cage:

Adam Cole and MJF vs. Daniel Garcia & Sammy Guevara (Jericho Appreciation Society)
This is the Blind Eliminator tag team tournament final for a future AEW World Tag Team Championship match, and I'm not saying that MJF had this all planned out in advance to prey on Adam Cole's heel tendencies and form a third(!!!) evil faction in this company, but if he did, IF HE DID, isn't this exactly what he would do?
FTW Championship Match: Hook (c) vs. "Jungle Boy" Jack Perry
I honestly think Perry might win this one, because what good is the FTW belt to a face?
Blood And Guts Match: Jon Moxley, Claudio Castagnoli, Wheeler Yuta (Blackpool Combat Club), Konosuke Takeshita, and PAC (with Don Callis) vs. The Golden Elite (Kenny Omega, "Hangman" Adam Page, Matt Jackson, Nick Jackson, and Kota Ibushi)
This match is gonna so fucking rule. There's at least two people on each team who will race to the top of the cage and do dozens of high risk murders to each other. Never forget that Ibushi is banned for life from Budokan for doing a balcony moonsault... onto Kenny Omega.
Announced for Rampage:

Royal Rampage Battle Royal: 20-man Royal Rampage Battle Royal for a future AEW World Championship match

Six-man tag team match: The Acclaimed (Anthony Bowens and Max Caster) and Billy Gunn vs. QTV (QT Marshall, Johnny TV, and Aaron Solo) (with Harley Cameron)
posted by The Pluto Gangsta (13 comments total)
 
I guess I called it correctly, Jack Perry is the first FTW Champion of the modern era who isn't affiliated with Team Taz.

Meanwhile, Britt Baker gets a 60-second win over local talent. ::sigh:: Ever since Dark and Dark Elevation got canned, the exposure for women talent on Dynamite & Rampage has shrunk.
posted by The Pluto Gangsta at 5:36 PM on July 19, 2023


Everything about the tag tournament was hilarious:
-- New remix of MJF's and Cole's music!
-- MJF has conquered his fears of spicy food and poor people!
-- They got basic moves like topes and clotheslines over with the crowd!
-- And now they'll face FTR next week!
posted by The Pluto Gangsta at 6:04 PM on July 19, 2023


BCC starting out with Claudio, followed by PAC, it's practically the Kenny Omega Assassination Squad.
posted by The Pluto Gangsta at 6:17 PM on July 19, 2023


Please just let MJF/Adam Cole be BFFs doing BFF segments until the end of days
posted by We put our faith in Blast Hardcheese at 8:18 PM on July 19, 2023 [1 favorite]


Jack Perry’s outfit change really cements his new gimmick as “guy I think is Adam Cole the first ten seconds he’s on screen every week”.
posted by Parasite Unseen at 11:38 PM on July 19, 2023


When the commentators have to explain the ending of your signature event, you fucked up the booking.
posted by Etrigan at 10:39 AM on July 20, 2023


It sets up what will probably be a pretty good Death Before Dishonor main event, though.
posted by Etrigan at 10:46 AM on July 20, 2023 [1 favorite]


When the commentators have to explain the ending of your signature event, you fucked up the booking.

The booking was fine; the problem was that the director cut away from the most interesting parts of the match at exactly the wrong moment repeatedly throughout the event, including the fucking finish. Baffling.

I know he’s coming back from a recent injury but that was way more rust than I was expecting on Ibushi.

I may just be salty that there wasn’t a Golden Lovers kiss.
posted by Parasite Unseen at 11:53 AM on July 20, 2023 [2 favorites]


When the commentators have to explain the ending of your signature event, you fucked up the booking.

The booking was fine; the problem was that the director cut away from the most interesting parts of the match at exactly the wrong moment repeatedly throughout the event, including the fucking finish. Baffling.


As soon as you put your show on TV, your booking has to include blocking.
posted by Etrigan at 12:03 PM on July 20, 2023 [1 favorite]


I feel like now that Jack Perry has turned heel AEW is going to try to restore the balance by turning Sammy face, which is unfortunate because Sammy has zero face instincts. But they’ve been hinting it with Darby trying to convince him to be better. I suspect they’ll try to get him over by having Daniel Garcia betray him and that’s why Garcia keeps aborting his stupid dance; the dance is getting over and they can’t risk the audience siding with Daniel.

But the dance off had too much comedic potential so they busted the Garcia dance out again.
posted by Parasite Unseen at 6:21 PM on July 20, 2023 [1 favorite]


Honestly they might both turn face once they split from the JAS, which also seems to be hinted at. Garcia can be the one who can shift from looney to vicious on a dime, and Sammy can be the beloved high flier. They’d be a fun-house Hardy Boys!

I do also agree with Etrigan that even after almost four years, they still don’t have the TV crew trained to properly capture a busy match. More than once this show they had to spin up a replay for something the live camera had stupidly cut away from. To be honest, I didn’t know until this morning’s recaps that Moxley had surrendered at the end of the match, I thought the ref called it after Yuta passed out from being chain-choked.
posted by The Pluto Gangsta at 6:47 PM on July 20, 2023 [1 favorite]


Major props to whoever let Billy Gunn go through the whole act without talking over it or cutting away too much.
posted by Etrigan at 10:24 AM on July 23, 2023


If you're talking about Collision I just made a new FanFare post for it!
posted by The Pluto Gangsta at 4:00 PM on July 23, 2023 [1 favorite]


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