Southern Charm: Return To Neverland

March 16, 2015 10:23 PM - Season 2, Episode 1

Overprivileged white Southerners cavort in Charleston, where having a second christening for one's out-of-wedlock baby is apparently a very scandalous thing, indeed.

Cameran grows both her real estate business and her family. Shep builds a house and opens a restaurant. Thomas campaigns for office and hosts a second baby shower. Drama ensues. Kathryn embraces motherhood while wishing to become a Mrs. Patricia casts aspersions and kicks it old school. Whitney lives with his mother and shows up passive-aggressively late. Craig tries to adjust to the working world. Somehow this "hot mess express" works on the level of endlessly fascinating hate-watch.

posted by hush (2 comments total)

Ah, god, my wife is hooked on this. So this Thomas guy is a convicted felon - for corruption in his previous office no less - running as an independent? I mean come on, he's clearly not running for U.S. Senate, he's running for "reality show star." Much the same way half the Republican slate in 2012 didn't give a shit about the presidency but were running for the (better paying and less onerous) position of Fox News Pundit.

I mean I guess he can do that, but it must kind of suck to be in South Carolina... actually I can stop that sentence right there. Having some jackass clog up your political process to flog his reality show is probably not that high on the list of the state's problems.
posted by Naberius at 8:36 AM on March 17, 2015 [1 favorite]

Kathryn seemed extremely unhappy. She really does think that marrying Thomas would solve All The Problems. Ugh. Kathryn and Thomas have at least a 25+year age difference. Which, if you think about it, would be just like Craig marrying Baby Kensington someday.

Patricia is such a throwback. She has a BUTLER. Hard to believe people like her actually still exist in the year 2015.
posted by hush at 9:58 AM on March 19, 2015