Bob's Burgers: The Horse Rider-er

May 18, 2016 10:10 AM - Season 6, Episode 17

After finally convincing Bob and Linda to send her to horse camp, Tina realizes she has to part ways with Jericho, her imaginary horse. Meanwhile, Linda decides to create a restaurant camp in an attempt to make things fair for Gene and Louise.

Store Next Door:
NICE KNOCKERS ELEGANT DOOR KNOCKERS

Pest Control Truck:
DEAD BUG WALKING EXTERMINATORS

Burger of the Day:
Chutney the Front Door Burger
You’re Kinchi the Best Burger
Teriyaki a New One Burger"

posted by numaner (9 comments total)

Tina has issues...
posted by FallowKing at 10:16 AM on May 18, 2016

Oh Teddy
Teddy: "Where are the fries?"
Bob: "Teddy, remember? We used the deep fryer money for Tina's horse camp, so..."
Teddy: "Right. Right. Tina's horse camp. I get it. We all got to make sacrifices, like the taste of those crispy fries in my mouth, absorbing my sadness."

and how great is Paul Rudd? like so great, right??

Tina: "And I'll never forget you."
Jericho: "Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's happening here?"
Tina: "Oh, I just assume that when I get home, you'll be gone."
Jericho: "What? Why would you assume that?"
Tina: "Because you're an imaginary horse, and I'm about to ride a real horse, and I just..."
Jericho: "What? No, no, no! I'm not imaginary! You're the you're the imaginary one! Not me! You are!"
Tina: "Jericho, please! Don't start that again! Last time you said it, it really messed me up."
Jericho: "But I'm real! I'm real! I'm real! I'm real!"
Tina: "Hey, hey. Come here."
Jericho: (sobbing) "I didn't know this would be our last day together."
Tina: "I know, let's make it count."
Jericho: "What am I even wearing? Wearing cutoffs? I didn't even dress for this!"
Tina: "You look great, Jericho."
Jericho: (crying) "Oh, God."
posted by numaner at 10:21 AM on May 18, 2016 [3 favorites]

Teddy is always great.
posted by Pendragon at 10:52 AM on May 18, 2016

All of the Tina/Jericho stuff was gold. The Black Stallion stuff on the beach? "Nuh-uh, no. I'm wild!"
posted by aabbbiee at 1:19 PM on May 18, 2016 [3 favorites]

Hey, there's a cloud!
posted by LionIndex at 1:50 PM on May 18, 2016

- So, we paid all that money for Tina to ride an imaginary horse.
- Yeah, but look how happy she is.
- She's beautiful out there.
- Yeah, she is.
posted by filthy light thief at 2:26 PM on May 18, 2016 [4 favorites]

Plops is Janice from Accounting in horse form.
posted by psoas at 9:38 AM on May 23, 2016

I was basically cringing this entire episode, since the writers clearly interviewed my parents. All of it. Given the difficult horse at camp after showing off all my horse knowledge, getting scraped off on a branch on a trail ride. Though I persevered and ended up with full blown horse-itis and owning and riding my own horse. But I did also embarrassingly gallop around the track when made to run laps at school. Oh god. Cringing again.
posted by fiercecupcake at 2:37 PM on May 23, 2016 [4 favorites]

Frederick looks like the real version of Jericho
posted by numaner at 11:25 AM on May 27, 2016 [1 favorite]