Til Death Do Us Blart: 2019
November 28, 2019 6:02 AM - Subscribe
It's American Thanksgiving once more and so the grim task of forcing Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 into their eyeballs and ears. This year features some bold new approaches to consuming the movie and, if we're being honest, some mistakes were made...
Current hosts: Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy, Tim Batt and Guy Montgomery
Music: "Bottom of the River" by Delta Rae
Current hosts: Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy, Tim Batt and Guy Montgomery
Music: "Bottom of the River" by Delta Rae
My kids enjoyed it. But then, they think Big Momma's House is the pinnacle of comedy.
posted by pipeski at 8:55 AM on November 28, 2019 [1 favorite]
posted by pipeski at 8:55 AM on November 28, 2019 [1 favorite]
They were flippant about it in years past but this time around the brothers were really feeling the weight of their obligation. It was amusing to hear Tim and Guy shoot them down with "yeah wait until year 15 or 20"
Travis trying to bring Blart 1 into the discussion and everyone (mostly Justin) absolutely hating every moment of it was good too.
I'm glad they skipped the recap this time around. Five years in the last thing I want is for them to explain the plot again.
I was surprised to learn the movie came out in April of 2015, only months before the first episode. The way the show is paced it seems incredible that so little time passed between the premier and the first show.
posted by Mr.Encyclopedia at 11:33 AM on November 28, 2019 [1 favorite]
Travis trying to bring Blart 1 into the discussion and everyone (mostly Justin) absolutely hating every moment of it was good too.
I'm glad they skipped the recap this time around. Five years in the last thing I want is for them to explain the plot again.
I was surprised to learn the movie came out in April of 2015, only months before the first episode. The way the show is paced it seems incredible that so little time passed between the premier and the first show.
posted by Mr.Encyclopedia at 11:33 AM on November 28, 2019 [1 favorite]
I haven't finished the episode yet but the gravitas of opening with Delta Rae's Bottom of the River had me in stitches immediately
posted by WidgetAlley at 2:00 PM on November 28, 2019 [2 favorites]
posted by WidgetAlley at 2:00 PM on November 28, 2019 [2 favorites]
They were flippant about it in years past but this time around the brothers were really feeling the weight of their obligation.
Yeah they were really sounding tired of the film this year. I'm honestly not sure they'll keep it going for much longer. Maybe in 2024 they'll announce there's no point in going on because they've run out of material but they're going to start watching Paul Blart Mall Cop 3: Always Bet On Blart instead.
posted by EndsOfInvention at 2:06 PM on November 28, 2019
Yeah they were really sounding tired of the film this year. I'm honestly not sure they'll keep it going for much longer. Maybe in 2024 they'll announce there's no point in going on because they've run out of material but they're going to start watching Paul Blart Mall Cop 3: Always Bet On Blart instead.
posted by EndsOfInvention at 2:06 PM on November 28, 2019
Honestly I have never entertained the notion that they would stop, at least not any time soon. Like they said in the show, 5 years of watching Paul Blart is nothing. Ten episodes? Twenty? Maybe then they can say it's enough, but quitting now is just letting Blart win.
posted by Mr.Encyclopedia at 3:15 PM on November 28, 2019 [1 favorite]
posted by Mr.Encyclopedia at 3:15 PM on November 28, 2019 [1 favorite]
I wonder if Justin's exasperation is partially related to how much touring the bros did this year.
posted by drezdn at 6:24 PM on November 28, 2019
posted by drezdn at 6:24 PM on November 28, 2019
I'm listening to this & wishing I had watched it again because I hate listening to podcasts where they're talking about something I don't know about or don't remember (because like when they're all laughing about something that happened I can't laugh too if I don't know what they're talking about) and yet I know I can just pause the podcast and watch the movie again and yet I absolutely am not going to do that. What a dilemma.
posted by bleep at 10:50 PM on November 28, 2019 [2 favorites]
posted by bleep at 10:50 PM on November 28, 2019 [2 favorites]
I wonder how many people have watched PBMC2 solely because of the podcast.
posted by ardgedee at 12:39 PM on November 29, 2019
posted by ardgedee at 12:39 PM on November 29, 2019
I think I'm in the minority on this apparently some people never watch it at all? I just don't understand being made to laugh just because some people are laughing even if you have no idea what they're laughing about.
posted by bleep at 1:14 PM on November 29, 2019
posted by bleep at 1:14 PM on November 29, 2019
tbh this episode was the first one that felt genuinely dismal, the McElroys finally getting a sense of the scale of their commitment. And I don't think they actually begrudge having to spend three hours a year watching and then discussing a bad movie, I think it's the dread of having to be compulsorily entertaining on a topic they've exhausted and dislike that's wearing them down. I don't think they were really displaying existential despair in 2018 as much as anticipating the eventuality; this is the year they genuinely began putting their coping mechanisms on display.
For the most part it wasn't actually that fun to listen to, but the meta-ness of their awareness of however bad it is this year, they're committed to doing it again next year, and the year after that, an utterly pointless and stupid thing they don't like or want to do, which will not improve the world by either its presence or absence, that's making this perversely fascinating.
posted by ardgedee at 1:17 PM on November 29, 2019 [1 favorite]
For the most part it wasn't actually that fun to listen to, but the meta-ness of their awareness of however bad it is this year, they're committed to doing it again next year, and the year after that, an utterly pointless and stupid thing they don't like or want to do, which will not improve the world by either its presence or absence, that's making this perversely fascinating.
posted by ardgedee at 1:17 PM on November 29, 2019 [1 favorite]
I kind of hope the McElroys read something like the blog where the guy watch Julie and Julia everyday for a year for inspiration on how to handle it as the years go on.
posted by drezdn at 3:35 PM on November 29, 2019
posted by drezdn at 3:35 PM on November 29, 2019
In ten or twenty years, some sociology or media studies grad student is going to write a dissertation in which they dissect how the reactions to PBMC2 in each episode of Death Blart reflects the general zeitgeist related to US politics.
2015? Strange giddy hopefulness.
2016? Confusion, dismay, horror.
2017? Just giving in to the absurdity, letting giddiness take over existential dread.
2018? *Existential despair*, yes.
2019? Exhaustion, just absolute exhaustion.
posted by meese at 3:47 PM on November 29, 2019 [5 favorites]
2015? Strange giddy hopefulness.
2016? Confusion, dismay, horror.
2017? Just giving in to the absurdity, letting giddiness take over existential dread.
2018? *Existential despair*, yes.
2019? Exhaustion, just absolute exhaustion.
posted by meese at 3:47 PM on November 29, 2019 [5 favorites]
In one previous episode Griffin suggested that he'd run PBMC2 as an RPG like the Film ReRoll podcast, with all of the other hosts playing different characters and whoever plays Blart being killed. I'd really like to hear that episode.
posted by fomhar at 6:34 PM on November 29, 2019 [1 favorite]
posted by fomhar at 6:34 PM on November 29, 2019 [1 favorite]
I do genuinely believe any feeling that they're running out of material has more to do with a lack of imagination than anything else. There's no reason the podcast has to just be them complaining about how much PBMC2 sucks after watching it once a year. It can be about them making new, better art after watching it once a year.
posted by Mr.Encyclopedia at 8:07 PM on November 29, 2019
posted by Mr.Encyclopedia at 8:07 PM on November 29, 2019
Metafilter: an utterly pointless and stupid thing they don't like or want to do, which will not improve the world by either its presence or absence.
posted by Chrysostom at 9:06 PM on November 29, 2019
posted by Chrysostom at 9:06 PM on November 29, 2019
They've had some twists on watching it previously - "synched with Dark Side Of The Moon" and "in VR on acid" - I'm guessing/hoping they'll bring out more things like this to provide new material to talk about.
posted by EndsOfInvention at 3:55 AM on November 30, 2019
posted by EndsOfInvention at 3:55 AM on November 30, 2019
I was hoping for more anecdotes about the acid trip but regardless I'm 100% behind this type of colouring outside the lines.
Definitely a more low key, exasperated episode which, as others have noted, feels appropriate for 2019.
Some years you eat the Blart and some years the Blart eats you.
posted by slimepuppy at 5:16 AM on November 30, 2019
Definitely a more low key, exasperated episode which, as others have noted, feels appropriate for 2019.
Some years you eat the Blart and some years the Blart eats you.
posted by slimepuppy at 5:16 AM on November 30, 2019
In a recent episode of Beef and Dairy Network the show was discovered to be in dire financial straits so half of the run time was fake ads, including a podcast called "Jumanj-anics," where the hosts watched and talked about the movie for hours every day for years. So maybe it could be worse?
Also maybe next year they should stand, bring some of that big Standing Energy to the show.
posted by fifteen schnitzengruben is my limit at 10:04 PM on November 30, 2019 [2 favorites]
Also maybe next year they should stand, bring some of that big Standing Energy to the show.
posted by fifteen schnitzengruben is my limit at 10:04 PM on November 30, 2019 [2 favorites]
I think I'm in the minority on this apparently some people never watch it at all?
I haven't and won't, although I have watched the banana scene and will likely eventually watch the bird scene.
posted by maxsparber at 7:42 AM on December 1, 2019 [2 favorites]
I haven't and won't, although I have watched the banana scene and will likely eventually watch the bird scene.
posted by maxsparber at 7:42 AM on December 1, 2019 [2 favorites]
I've watched the banana scene and the Dark Side Of The Moon compilation someone made. There are a couple of other scenes I'd like to see out of curiosity.
posted by EndsOfInvention at 1:30 PM on December 1, 2019
posted by EndsOfInvention at 1:30 PM on December 1, 2019
> I wonder how many people have watched PBMC2 solely because of the podcast.
I watched PBMC1 by accident with my spouse, sister, and brother-in-law the other day solely because of this podcast.
It was unsurprisingly very bad, but easy enough to heckle.
posted by sciatrix at 2:16 PM on December 1, 2019
I watched PBMC1 by accident with my spouse, sister, and brother-in-law the other day solely because of this podcast.
It was unsurprisingly very bad, but easy enough to heckle.
posted by sciatrix at 2:16 PM on December 1, 2019
>I think I'm in the minority on this apparently some people never watch it at all? I just don't understand being made to laugh just because some people are laughing even if you have no idea what they're laughing about.
I haven't watched it and am unlikely to, but I read a lot of Fanfare threads of movies and shows I'm not interested in watching so it's business as usual to me. Without having seen it, it's all nonsensical enough to make TDDUB a near second to The Empty Bowl on my short list of McElroy Products To Fall Asleep To. I do think it's time for them to look beyond just reviewing the movie though. Deep IMDB dives, Blart RPGs, not being allowed to use some overused words, making movie-inspired recipes, guest hosts, deeper and wider tangents.
posted by tchemgrrl at 8:16 PM on December 1, 2019
I haven't watched it and am unlikely to, but I read a lot of Fanfare threads of movies and shows I'm not interested in watching so it's business as usual to me. Without having seen it, it's all nonsensical enough to make TDDUB a near second to The Empty Bowl on my short list of McElroy Products To Fall Asleep To. I do think it's time for them to look beyond just reviewing the movie though. Deep IMDB dives, Blart RPGs, not being allowed to use some overused words, making movie-inspired recipes, guest hosts, deeper and wider tangents.
posted by tchemgrrl at 8:16 PM on December 1, 2019
I definitely, definitely remember Justin saying he'd watched PB1 in a previous episode, but in this one he acted as if he'd never seen it. Did he manage to forget?
posted by showbiz_liz at 12:58 PM on December 4, 2019 [1 favorite]
posted by showbiz_liz at 12:58 PM on December 4, 2019 [1 favorite]
I was hoping for more anecdotes about the acid trip but regardless I'm 100% behind this type of colouring outside the lines.
Ugh, please don't bring Mr Big's disgusting sex habits into this pristine and pure PBMC2 convo.
posted by Ten Cold Hot Dogs at 8:10 AM on December 17, 2019
Ugh, please don't bring Mr Big's disgusting sex habits into this pristine and pure PBMC2 convo.
posted by Ten Cold Hot Dogs at 8:10 AM on December 17, 2019
Might be time to start your re-listen, if that's your thing.
posted by EndsOfInvention at 5:17 PM on November 19, 2020 [2 favorites]
posted by EndsOfInvention at 5:17 PM on November 19, 2020 [2 favorites]
Up to 2017 on my re-listen - in every single episode so far Justin makes a point to say how good the Robocop "He ain't real!" scene is. Wondering if he's purposely repeating the mention of it, or he just finds it really funny each time.
I think I might watch the film this year.
posted by EndsOfInvention at 8:43 AM on November 24, 2020 [2 favorites]
I think I might watch the film this year.
posted by EndsOfInvention at 8:43 AM on November 24, 2020 [2 favorites]
I think I might watch the film this year.
Oh hell yes.
Oh hell yes.
@JustinMcElroy - Fair warning: This year’s #deathblart is a commentary track. Fairer warning: It’ll probably make just as much sense if you’re not watching the film.posted by EndsOfInvention at 4:39 PM on November 25, 2020
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Reposting from last year: 2019: HOW is this film is SO BA- wait, I think we've talked about this before. (Tim: I can only get through this film using hallucinogens).
posted by EndsOfInvention at 6:49 AM on November 28, 2019 [1 favorite]