Dynasty: Spit It Out

October 19, 2017 10:29 PM - Season 1, Episode 2

Everyone's wondering how someone got murdered. Cristal is all broken up about it. Steven goes hot and cold on Sam. Fallon and Jeff run into some business difficulties.

Don't call it a comeback, folks...I'm supposed to be doing homework right now on my one night off and here I am catching up on television. So I'm not going to recap it all much beyond the header, but I did write down a few lines.

Steven on Anders: "Don't call Anders a butler. He prefers majordomo."

"I know it's gauche in the wake of a man's death, but I feel like one little decapitation shouldn't blow the whole deal." Fallon

(Me: decapitation?! It didn't look that bad last week. Though yeah, happy Matthew's dead anyway.)

"Is there a cactus where your heart should be?" -Steven to Fallon

"What's up your ass this morning?" (Sam enters) "Hm. Never mind." -Fallon to Steven

"What's a little incest between friends?....it's funnier in Spanish." -Sam

Fallon wears short shorts and a long jacket and a big hat to a funeral?

Cristal shoves Fallon into an open grave. Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.

posted by jenfullmoon (1 comment total)

My favorite part was Cristal shoving Fallon into an open grave. Fallon is so no-holds-barred it's hard to get the best of her. I am curious how she got out though.
posted by Margalo Epps at 1:15 PM on November 6, 2017