Dynasty: Spit It Out
October 19, 2017 10:29 PM - Season 1, Episode 2 - Subscribe

Everyone's wondering how someone got murdered. Cristal is all broken up about it. Steven goes hot and cold on Sam. Fallon and Jeff run into some business difficulties.

Don't call it a comeback, folks...I'm supposed to be doing homework right now on my one night off and here I am catching up on television. So I'm not going to recap it all much beyond the header, but I did write down a few lines.

Steven on Anders: "Don't call Anders a butler. He prefers majordomo."

"I know it's gauche in the wake of a man's death, but I feel like one little decapitation shouldn't blow the whole deal." Fallon

(Me: decapitation?! It didn't look that bad last week. Though yeah, happy Matthew's dead anyway.)

"Is there a cactus where your heart should be?" -Steven to Fallon

"What's up your ass this morning?" (Sam enters) "Hm. Never mind." -Fallon to Steven

"What's a little incest between friends?....it's funnier in Spanish." -Sam

Fallon wears short shorts and a long jacket and a big hat to a funeral?

Cristal shoves Fallon into an open grave. Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.
posted by jenfullmoon (1 comment total)
My favorite part was Cristal shoving Fallon into an open grave. Fallon is so no-holds-barred it's hard to get the best of her. I am curious how she got out though.
posted by Margalo Epps at 1:15 PM on November 6, 2017

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