The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Guess Who's Coming to the White Party?

November 18, 2014 6:12 PM - Season 5, Episode 1

The ladies all come face-to-face at Kyle’s annual White Party and the over-the-top event is bigger and better than ever now that Mauricio’s real estate agency is selling houses upwards of $50 million.

Are we going to see who slapped who? We meet new Housewives -- will we love them or will we think "Meh"? Will we see the Morally Repugnant Faye Resnick (tm)?

Will we have another fashion show of sparkly caftans from Kyle's store? And has Bravo been busy editing out any reference's to Kim's dog Kingsley?

Who will get the "witch edit" this year?

posted by potsmokinghippieoverlord (6 comments total)

I predict that Brandi is going to get the rough treatment this season.
posted by potsmokinghippieoverlord at 6:15 PM on November 18, 2014

Ok -- thoughts:

• Lisa gave the ultimate Beverly Hills compliment to Kyle: "How are you? You look skinny."
• Lisa R. treats Harry Hamlin as "God" -- aargh! Didn't we have that relationship dynamic last season?
• Sounds like the Hamlins didn't let their daughters go to Coachella. Stick to your guns, Hamlins!
• I'm with Ken. Enough with the Fat Burger food truck! With all the product placement in this show, no wonder Andy Cohen is so chirpy.
• Yolanda: "Gigi's in college in New York...." Not for long, I suspect, if my reading of the gossip columns gives any indication.
• The Maloof is looking stranger and stranger.

All in all, good to have the ladies back!
posted by potsmokinghippieoverlord at 2:14 PM on November 19, 2014

I'm still waiting for it to show up on demand!
posted by Room 641-A at 8:32 AM on November 21, 2014

If your internet connection is decent, you can try watching online at the Bravo site.
posted by potsmokinghippieoverlord at 9:33 AM on November 21, 2014 [1 favorite]

Oh, hey, have you been married to Mohammed yet? I'm pretty sure my turn is coming up soon.
posted by Room 641-A at 11:29 PM on November 23, 2014 [1 favorite]

Ol' Five-Head? No, not yet. But I am also not a twenty-something model, which lowers my chances. Ah well.
posted by potsmokinghippieoverlord at 2:46 AM on November 24, 2014