Night Teeth (2021)
October 20, 2021 5:02 PM - Subscribe

A college student moonlighting as a chauffeur picks up two women, but their plans for the evening are far more insidious than club hopping.

Intrigued by his clients' charm and beauty, Benny soon learns that his passengers have a thirst for blood and a plan for the City of Angels. With sunrise fast approaching, Benny is forced to choose between fear and temptation.
posted by miss-lapin (7 comments total) 1 user marked this as a favorite
I found this movie as lacking as its title. It's like someone said "Let's take Underworld and mix with a mafia movie and set it in LA, but with a lot of exposition" because apparently anyone who watches a vampire film desperately wants exposition. All the time. As such whatever enjoyment a viewer could get from this uninspired is immediately sucked out of them. (I'm sorry, I had to.)

If you need a vampire fix, I'd skip this one. Unless you need something to put you to sleep in which case you are in luck.
posted by miss-lapin at 5:12 PM on October 20, 2021 [1 favorite]

::singing to the tune of Night Cheese:: Working on my NIGHT TEETH
posted by ThePinkSuperhero at 6:35 PM on October 20, 2021 [10 favorites]

I really wish that was on the soundtrack.
posted by miss-lapin at 8:22 PM on October 20, 2021

Aw, shucks. I thought this was going to be a sequel to Teeth, where she gets Invisalign.
posted by bartleby at 8:35 PM on October 20, 2021 [1 favorite]

From the trailer, I thought “Huh - it’s Collateral, with vampires, for kids who’ve never seen Collateral.”
posted by Mr. Excellent at 5:01 AM on October 21, 2021 [4 favorites]

So vaporwave, much wow
posted by Pronoiac at 1:28 AM on March 20, 2022

I thought it was fun.

It's neon vampire trope-filled fun.
posted by Faintdreams at 1:04 PM on October 22, 2022

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