My Brother, My Brother And Me: MBMBaM 303: Toot Me to Cabo

May 16, 2016 12:04 PM

We're excited to announce that we are going to win next year's Eurovision Song Contest! Our triumph is written in the stars. Our plan of attack is undefeatable: Opulent Gowns, Key Changes and So, So Much Spinning. Prepare to be DAZZLED. Suggested talking points: Eurovision 2017 Announcement, Pizza Patronage, Toot Dollars, Gator Terror, Cheese Shortage, Goose Attack

Fresh goofs! Get yer goofs! These goofs are RED HOT!

posted by Tevin (5 comments total)

I lost it at the idea of getting the person a gator egg, and telling them you thought it was a bird.
posted by drezdn at 2:36 PM on May 16, 2016

"My flatulent son is getting bullied so bad!"

I died
I am twelve and I died
posted by Countess Elena at 4:14 PM on May 16, 2016 [4 favorites]

Underwater Gungan fuck fest
posted by kmz at 5:32 PM on May 16, 2016 [1 favorite]

Yeah I died at "mom and dad had to sell their house"
posted by DoctorFedora at 5:29 AM on May 17, 2016 [1 favorite]

Jeezy Creezy, call the TV news about your child being bullied for farting? Someone call the Smithsonian. We have identified the worst Yahoo Answer ever.
posted by Rock Steady at 7:48 AM on May 17, 2016