265 posts tagged with startrek by Halloween Jack.
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Star Trek: Voyager: Bliss Rewatch Season 5, Ep 14
"From hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake--" [turns over index cards, frowns] "--wait, this one is marked 'TWOK" and this other one says 'First Contact'--how many times have these been used?" [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Bride of Chaotica! Rewatch Season 5, Ep 12
The Adventures of Captain Proton, Chapter 18: "Bride of Chaotica" The evil Dr. Chaotica kidnaps Constance Goodheart and plans to sacrifice her to Arachnia, Queen of the Spider People. Captain Proton travels millions of miles to Planet X, where he will invade the Fortress of Doom. Chaotica fires his fiendish death ray--certain death for Proton, as his rocket ship bursts into flames. "We didn't burst into flames in the last chapter. Why are these recaps always so inaccurate?" [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Counterpoint Rewatch Season 5, Ep 10
Thoughtcrime doubleplusungood! [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Nothing Human Rewatch Season 5, Ep 8
And what did you do during the war, Doctor's new holo-colleague? [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Timeless Rewatch Season 5, Ep 6
Things that I would tell the younger me: 1) Winning lottery numbers; 2) [redacted]; 3) If you never ask her out, you'll always wonder; 4) Don't crash the starship. [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: In the Flesh Rewatch Season 5, Ep 4
So ya/ Thought ya/ Might like to catch up on the show/ To feel the warm thrill of confusion/ That Academy cadet glow/ Tell me is something eluding you, Starfleet?/ Is Boothby not what you expected to see?/ If you want to find out what's behind these odd eyes/ You'll just have to scan your way through this disguise! [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Drone Rewatch Season 5, Ep 2
Hey! You got Borg nanoprobes in my 29th-century tech! You got 29th-century tech in my Borg nanoprobes! Hmmm... two great techs that tech great together! [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Hope and Fear Rewatch Season 4, Ep 26
@janewayornoway hey looks like were going home early SF sent us a new ship looks sharp and is hella fast im sure it isnt some sort of trick #loljk #AsIf #WasntBornYesterday #LucyCharlieBrownAndTheFootball [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Demon Rewatch Season 4, Ep 24
Voyager is about to run out of gas, and locates a planet with a fuel supply, but it's an incredibly hostile environment. However, Harry Kim has a plan that may get them the deuterium that they need. Will his plan succeed, and if so, will he finally get that long-overdue promotion? (Ha! As if. But, seriously though.) [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Unforgettable Rewatch Season 4, Ep 22
Unforgettable/That's what you are/Unforgettable/Uh... wish on a star?/Da da da da da/That's inedible/Something something something unforgettable/Thinks that I am unforgettable too! [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Vis à Vis Rewatch Season 4, Ep 20
Sometimes a guy just wants to kick back and work on his imaginary bitchin' Camaro without being hassled, but Tom Paris is about to have a freaky Friday... [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Retrospect Rewatch Season 4, Ep 17
This week on Star Trek: Afterschool Special: false memory syndrome--threat or menace? [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Hunters Rewatch Season 4, Ep 15
It’s mail call at the 4077thon Voyager, and RadarNeelix is the most popular man in campon the ship, fighting off hordes of personnel looking for their letters from home... [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Waking Moments Rewatch Season 4, Ep 13
In dreams, I walk with you/In dreams, I talk to you--wait, have we met before? [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Concerning Flight Rewatch Season 4, Ep 11
Well, you don't know what we can find/Why don't you come with me Janeway/On an ornithopter ride/You don't know what we can see/Why don't you 'splain your tech to me/Holoemitter will set us free [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Year of Hell, Part II Rewatch Season 4, Ep 9
Goodbye my love/Maybe for forever/Goodbye my love/The tide waits for me/Who knows when we shall meet again/If ever/But time/Keeps flowing like a river (on and on)/To the sea/To the sea/Till it's gone forever/Gone forever/Gone forevermore [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Scientific Method Rewatch Season 4, Ep 7
I always feel like somebody's watching me/And I have no privacy/
Whoa, I always feel like somebody's watching me/Who's playing tricks on me? [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Revulsion Rewatch Season 4, Ep 5
"Yes, thinking meat! Conscious meat! Loving meat. Dreaming meat. The meat is the whole deal! Are you beginning to get the picture or do I have to start all over?" (per Terry Bisson) [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Day of Honor Rewatch Season 4, Ep 3
First, you must eat from the heart of a sanctified targ. Next, you will drink mot'loch from the Grail of Kahless. Then, we wlll sing of your glory earned during the annual cookie sale--oh, crap [drops index cards, grabs phone] Honey? It's me, are you with the Girl Scout troop? Hey, I think we got our index cards mixed up--honey, what's that noise? Are they--oh, no. Honey? Hello? Hello? [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Scorpion, Part II Rewatch Season 4, Ep 1
"I speak for the Borg." -- Seven of Nine, Tertiary Adjunct of Unimatrix Zero One. [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Worst Case Scenario Rewatch Season 3, Ep 25
Even with the improvements in the current version of the game, sometimes it's fun to fire up Voyager 1.0 and give it a whirl, just for a little nostalgia for when things were new and rough around the edges... just watch out for that one end boss that was surprisingly tough to beat. [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Distant Origin Rewatch Season 3, Ep 23
A reptilian species makes contact with humanity; although they seem friendly at first, these aliens, with technology far in advance of our own, known as V, have intentions that--wait [scans through index cards quickly, throws them down, picks up another pile]--never mind; here we go. Initially set in 60,000,003 BC in Pangaea, the show centers on the Sinclair family: Earl Sinclair (the father), Fran Sinclair (née Phillips - the mother and Earl's wife), their--damnit. [throws index cards in the air] Dinosaurs. Talkin' dinosaurs, that's what we got here. [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Before and After Rewatch Season 3, Ep 21
Out, out, brief candle!/
Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player/
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage/
And then is heard no more. /
Unless the Doctor tries to alter the Ocampan lifespan with a thingymabob;/
Then all bets are off. [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Favorite Son Rewatch Season 3, Ep 20
Is Harry Kim truly the Alien Boy who Lived, the Extraterrestrial Prince that was Promised? But how could it be? If only there were something that would cause him to push back more against this preposterous premise, something that would tie him closer to Voyager, like, say, I dunno, just one lousy promotion... [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Rise Rewatch Season 3, Ep 19
Asteroids are out of control/
Rise above! We're gonna rise above!/
Out of contact with the ship/
Rise above! We're gonna rise above!/
Secret traitor aboard the lift/
Rise above! We're gonna rise above!/
Intuition vs. logic fight/
Rise above! We're gonna rise above!/
Neelix is tired of Tuvok's abuse/
Try to stop it; it's no use!/ [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Coda Rewatch Season 3, Ep 15
Go into the light... go into the liiiiiiiiight, Kathryn... yes, into the light... that light... the one that's right in front of you... gotta get into that light... go ahead... time's a-wastin', I got stuff to do... any day now... damnit, will you just go into the freakin' light already?!? [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Fair Trade Rewatch Season 3, Ep 13
When an alien whose primary role on the ship was to be their local guide is on the verge of boldly going where this particular Talaxian hasn't gone before, what's he to do? Suggestion: this would not be a good time to break bad. [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: The Q and the Grey Rewatch Season 3, Ep 11
When Q comes marching home again/
Hurrah! Hurrah!/
Janeway will tear her hair out then/
Hurrah! Hurrah!/
The ship will be rocked and the drums will roll/
The continuum will be out of control/
The captain saw right through ye/
Q, we hardly knew ye! [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Future's End, Part II Rewatch Season 3, Ep 9
Maybe the Doctor should start calling himself Dr. Seuss, because he's on the loose! [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Sacred Ground Rewatch Season 3, Ep 7
First, one must contemplate the Rock of Requirement; next, one must practice the Fingerpainting of Flabbergastation; then, one must undertake the Rockclimbing of Really Radical Requirement; then, one must contemplate the Rock again--sheesh, if this ordeal were any more complicated, it would be a Klingon bachelor party! [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: False Profits Rewatch Season 3, Ep 5
Near a wormhole that connects to a distant part of the galaxy, Ferengi are scheming to... wait, which show is this, again? [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: The Chute Rewatch Season 3, Ep 3
Star Trek: Voyager: Basics, Part II Rewatch Season 3, Ep 1
It's the end of the end of the beginning, as it were, as the ship and the show leave some people and some familiar territory behind, so let us pause a moment to remember those lost: ye heroes, ye villains, ye villains-turned heroes, even ye murderhoboes. Never to be seen again, with the exception of the occasional holodeck malfunction, wibbly-wobbly-timey-wimey incident, or historical recreation centuries hence. [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Resolutions Rewatch Season 2, Ep 25
"I closed my eyes and sank deeper into the steamy bath, feeling my troubles and worries slip away. I was no longer a starship captain, really, no longer even a scientist after the oddly-precise storm destroyed all my technical equipment but left everything else untouched; now, I was just a woman. 'Everything OK, Kathryn?' I smiled, thinking of the man who was once my second-in-command, but now... now, just a man. A very considerate, thoughtful, available man. 'Better than OK, Com- I mean, Chakotay. Makes me wish that I'd gotten the incurable yet peculiarly asymptomatic space plague earlier. Say, you didn't happen to find a loofah out there, did you?'" -- from Passion's Pesilent Planet, Jane Katrina (pseud.) [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: The Thaw Rewatch Season 2, Ep 23
Star Trek: Voyager: Deadlock Rewatch Season 2, Ep 21
Have you ever just had a really, really crappy day, and wished that you could step into the version of the day where everything went OK? Would it make a difference if there was a chance that you might get your organs stolen? [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Lifesigns Rewatch Season 2, Ep 19
Ah, there's nothing like spending a pleasant evening parking with your sweetie under the Martian sky--WAIT THERE'S NO BREATHABLE ATMOSPHERE ON MARS WE CAN'T--never mind, it's just the holodeck and we're both holograms, it's OK! Whew. [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Dreadnought Rewatch Season 2, Ep 17
The Guerrilla Starship Engineer's Handbook, Chapter XLVII: How To Deal With a Smart Bomb That's Outsmarted You, by B'Elanna Torres [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Threshold Rewatch Season 2, Ep 15
Adult Mutant Starfleet Salamanders, Adult Mutant Starfleet Salamanders, Adult Mutant Starfleet Salamanders, heroes on the Threshold! (Amphibian power!) [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Resistance Rewatch Season 2, Ep 12
“When life itself seems lunatic, who knows where madness lies? Perhaps to be too practical is madness. To surrender dreams — this may be madness. Too much sanity may be madness — and maddest of all: to see life as it is, and not as it should be!” ― Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, Don Quixote [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Maneuvers Rewatch Season 2, Ep 11
They're bringin' Seska back (yeah)/ Them other Kazon don't know how to act (yeah)/ I think it's special, what's behind Chakotay's back (yeah)/ So turn around and Janeway will pick up the slack (yeah) [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Tattoo Rewatch Season 2, Ep 9
Star Trek: Voyager: Parturition Rewatch Season 2, Ep 7
AKA The Spaghetti Incident. [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Non Sequitur Rewatch Season 2, Ep 5
Life is apparently pretty good for a talented young Starfleet officer fresh out of the Academy: nice San Francisco apartment (small, but with a hell of a view), beautiful fiancée, promising budding career as a propulsion engineer with the Starfleet Engineering Corps, even a local barista who knows his favorite drink order by heart. Sure, he didn't get that shipboard assignment that he wanted, but given Voyager's disappearance in the Badlands with all hands missing, even that's for the best. So... what's the matter with Harry? [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Projections Rewatch Season 2, Ep 3
Once upon a time, I, the Emergency Medical Hologram, dreamt I was a man, walking hither and thither, to all intents and purposes a man. I was conscious only of my happiness as a man, unaware that I was the EMH. Soon I awoke, and there I was, veritably myself again. Now I do not know whether I was then a hologram dreaming I was a man, or whether I am now a man, dreaming I am a hologram. Or maybe it's just another damn holodeck malfunction? And what the hell was Lieutenant Broccoli doing there? [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: The 37's Rewatch Season 2, Ep 1
According to Wikipedia, the Milky Way Galaxy is about 100,000 light years in diameter, and an average 1000 light years thick. Doing the math, that puts the Delta Quadrant (¼ of the Milky Way) at a volume of a bit under 2 trillion cubic light years. And, in that staggering volume, Voyager, which is 343 meters in length, comes across a truck (truck-sized), specifically a 1936 Ford pickup. Which can still start on the first try. And that's not the least likely thing that they'll find that day... [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Jetrel Rewatch Season 1, Ep 15
Say what you will about Neelix--he's irritating, bossy, inappropriately possessive and jealous of Kes--but you have to admit this: he had a bad war. A really, really bad war. [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Cathexis Rewatch Season 1, Ep 13
Star Trek: Voyager: State of Flux Rewatch Season 1, Ep 11
Starfleet captains hate this crewmember's one weird old trick for escaping the Delta Quadrant--their true identity will shock you! (Or not.) [more inside]
Star Trek: Voyager: Emanations Rewatch Season 1, Ep 9
Some bright morning when this life is over, I'll beam away/
To that home in the Next Emanation, I'll beam away/
I'll beam away, oh glory/
I'll beam away, in the morning/
When I die, Hallelujah by and by/
I'll beam away [more inside]