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Star Trek: Voyager: Infinite Regress  Rewatch   Season 5, Ep 7

Seven of Nine is an individual, but she's also a Borg, but the Borg are also all of their assimilated species, which means Seven is all of them, but she's an individual, but she's still a Borg… [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Dec 14, 2017 - 5 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Timeless  Rewatch   Season 5, Ep 6

Things that I would tell the younger me: 1) Winning lottery numbers; 2) [redacted]; 3) If you never ask her out, you'll always wonder; 4) Don't crash the starship. [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Dec 11, 2017 - 21 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Once Upon a Time  Rewatch   Season 5, Ep 5

Good night moon… Good night shuttlecraft… Good night ion storm… Good night Mom, buried under the moon… [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Dec 7, 2017 - 8 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: In the Flesh  Rewatch   Season 5, Ep 4

So ya/ Thought ya/ Might like to catch up on the show/ To feel the warm thrill of confusion/ That Academy cadet glow/ Tell me is something eluding you, Starfleet?/ Is Boothby not what you expected to see?/ If you want to find out what's behind these odd eyes/ You'll just have to scan your way through this disguise! [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Dec 4, 2017 - 14 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Extreme Risk  Rewatch   Season 5, Ep 3

Therapy the Maquis Way, 47th Edition - Chapter 1: When and How to Sucker-Punch Your Subordinates - Chapter 2: 19th-Century Earth Literature as Coping Mechanism - Chapter 3: So You're the Only Survivor of Your Cell's Extermination - Chapter 4: There Are Four Lights: Enduring Cardassian Incarceration - Chapter 5: How to Disable Holographic Safeties [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Nov 30, 2017 - 17 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Drone  Rewatch   Season 5, Ep 2

Hey! You got Borg nanoprobes in my 29th-century tech! You got 29th-century tech in my Borg nanoprobes! Hmmm... two great techs that tech great together! [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Nov 27, 2017 - 17 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Night  Rewatch   Season 5, Ep 1

There's something about this that's so black, it's like how much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None more black. [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Nov 23, 2017 - 7 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Hope and Fear  Rewatch   Season 4, Ep 26

@janewayornoway hey looks like were going home early SF sent us a new ship looks sharp and is hella fast im sure it isnt some sort of trick #loljk #AsIf #WasntBornYesterday #LucyCharlieBrownAndTheFootball [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Nov 20, 2017 - 8 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: One  Rewatch   Season 4, Ep 25

Personal log, Seven of Nine, stardate 51932.4. We are on a thirty-six year mission to the Crab Nebula. …You know, they say sometimes people go CRAZY on these long trips. They get the… SPACE… MADNESS! Heh. Space madness. [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Nov 16, 2017 - 11 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Demon  Rewatch   Season 4, Ep 24

Voyager is about to run out of gas, and locates a planet with a fuel supply, but it's an incredibly hostile environment. However, Harry Kim has a plan that may get them the deuterium that they need. Will his plan succeed, and if so, will he finally get that long-overdue promotion? (Ha! As if. But, seriously though.) [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Nov 13, 2017 - 9 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Living Witness  Rewatch   Season 4, Ep 23

The programs you depend on the most should always be backed up. And if you misplace that backup? …You're history. [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Nov 9, 2017 - 15 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Unforgettable  Rewatch   Season 4, Ep 22

Unforgettable/That's what you are/Unforgettable/Uh... wish on a star?/Da da da da da/That's inedible/Something something something unforgettable/Thinks that I am unforgettable too! [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Nov 6, 2017 - 11 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: The Omega Directive  Rewatch   Season 4, Ep 21

What kind of threat can induce a Starfleet crew to ignore the Prime Directive? …Besides wanting to get back to the Alpha Quadrant, or encountering a society run by a computer, or becoming a Bajoran god, or a crew member's xenophilia, or civil war in the Klingon Empire, or the lure of a high-speed dune buggy ride on Kolarus III… BESIDES all those. [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Nov 2, 2017 - 24 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Vis à Vis  Rewatch   Season 4, Ep 20

Sometimes a guy just wants to kick back and work on his imaginary bitchin' Camaro without being hassled, but Tom Paris is about to have a freaky Friday... [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Oct 30, 2017 - 9 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: The Killing Game  Rewatch   Season 4, Ep 18

Holodeck Nazis. …I hate Holodeck Nazis. [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Oct 26, 2017 - 11 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Retrospect  Rewatch   Season 4, Ep 17

This week on Star Trek: Afterschool Special: false memory syndrome--threat or menace? [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Oct 23, 2017 - 13 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Prey  Rewatch   Season 4, Ep 16

♫ You're on this hunt with me / The pickin's have been fine / And yet before this mission is over / You might just cross the line / You might defy your captain / She's one you don't betrayyy / And sooo the best that I can doooo / Iiiiis… ♫ [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Oct 19, 2017 - 15 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Hunters  Rewatch   Season 4, Ep 15

It’s mail call at the 4077thon Voyager, and RadarNeelix is the most popular man in campon the ship, fighting off hordes of personnel looking for their letters from home... [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Oct 16, 2017 - 12 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Message in a Bottle  Rewatch   Season 4, Ep 14

On a high-stakes solo mission to the Alpha Quadrant, the Doctor runs afoul of Romulan shipjackers and his very own next generation. Luckily, he brought the right…equipment. [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Oct 12, 2017 - 26 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Waking Moments  Rewatch   Season 4, Ep 13

In dreams, I walk with you/In dreams, I talk to you--wait, have we met before? [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Oct 9, 2017 - 9 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Mortal Coil  Rewatch   Season 4, Ep 12

Or: "The One Where You Suddenly Feel Kind of Bad About All Those 'Killing Off Neelix' Jokes" [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Oct 4, 2017 - 13 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Concerning Flight  Rewatch   Season 4, Ep 11

Well, you don't know what we can find/Why don't you come with me Janeway/On an ornithopter ride/You don't know what we can see/Why don't you 'splain your tech to me/Holoemitter will set us free [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Oct 2, 2017 - 6 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Random Thoughts  Rewatch   Season 4, Ep 10

This planet's too chilly. Should've worn my "Engineering Smock." Except it makes me look pregnant. Heh, that'd freak Tom out. This market looks like the one on Sikaris. Wonder if Janeway noticed. Maybe I'll point it out! Yeah right, maybe if I want my head torn off. That kid's got weird socks. At least these people have invented socks. Ughh, so bored. Socks are actually a pretty good idea, really. Oh good, now these guys are staring at me. What, you've never seen an alien that doesn't look human before? Okay, now THIS petaQ's in my space bubble. If you don't step off RIGHT now, I'm gonna reach down your throat and RIP OUT your SPINE and cram it back UP YOUR ASS SIDEWAYS!! [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Sep 28, 2017 - 21 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Year of Hell, Part II  Rewatch   Season 4, Ep 9

Goodbye my love/Maybe for forever/Goodbye my love/The tide waits for me/Who knows when we shall meet again/If ever/But time/Keeps flowing like a river (on and on)/To the sea/To the sea/Till it's gone forever/Gone forever/Gone forevermore [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Sep 25, 2017 - 18 comments

Star Trek: Discovery: Battle at the Binary Stars  Season 1, Ep 2

Face to face with Klingon vessels, the USS Shenzhou prepares for the possibility of war if negotiations fail. Amidst the turmoil, Burnham looks back to her Vulcan upbringing for guidance. [more inside]
posted by DevilsAdvocate on Sep 24, 2017 - 109 comments

Star Trek: Discovery: The Vulcan Hello  Season 1, Ep 1

Coming across a relic in space leaves Federation First Officer Michael Burnham between captain and crew of the starship Shenzhou.
posted by Fizz on Sep 24, 2017 - 147 comments

Discovering Discovery: The Next Trekeration

So! Who's posting DSC threads? [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Sep 24, 2017 - 6 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Year of Hell  Rewatch   Season 4, Ep 8

Welcome back my friends / To the ship that never ends / We've got histories to mend / Come inside, come inside / In the force field there / Sits my wife's lock of hair / As you pass by, take care / Move along, move along[more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Sep 21, 2017 - 23 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Scientific Method  Rewatch   Season 4, Ep 7

I always feel like somebody's watching me/And I have no privacy/ Whoa, I always feel like somebody's watching me/Who's playing tricks on me? [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Sep 18, 2017 - 11 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: The Raven  Rewatch   Season 4, Ep 6

Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing, / Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before… [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Sep 14, 2017 - 11 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Revulsion  Rewatch   Season 4, Ep 5

"Yes, thinking meat! Conscious meat! Loving meat. Dreaming meat. The meat is the whole deal! Are you beginning to get the picture or do I have to start all over?" (per Terry Bisson) [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Sep 11, 2017 - 12 comments

Movie: Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home

Earth is threatened by a mysterious deep space voyager. To save the home planet of the Federation, the exiled James T. Kirk and his crew must boldly go to the year 1986 on a desperate mission. [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Sep 8, 2017 - 34 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Nemesis  Rewatch   Season 4, Ep 4

"You can sway a thousand men by appealing to their prejudices quicker than you can convince one man by logic." - Robert A. Heinlein [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Sep 7, 2017 - 13 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Day of Honor  Rewatch   Season 4, Ep 3

First, you must eat from the heart of a sanctified targ. Next, you will drink mot'loch from the Grail of Kahless. Then, we wlll sing of your glory earned during the annual cookie sale--oh, crap [drops index cards, grabs phone] Honey? It's me, are you with the Girl Scout troop? Hey, I think we got our index cards mixed up--honey, what's that noise? Are they--oh, no. Honey? Hello? Hello? [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Sep 4, 2017 - 22 comments

Movie: Star Trek III: The Search for Spock

On the dying Genesis planet, an incredible discovery awaits James T. Kirk, who must steal the U.S.S. Enterprise—only to face terrible sacrifice and an implacable foe. [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Sep 1, 2017 - 28 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: The Gift  Rewatch   Season 4, Ep 2

"I HAVE TO GO NOW. MY PLANET NEEDS ME." Note: Kes died on the way back to her home planet [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Aug 31, 2017 - 13 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Scorpion, Part II  Rewatch   Season 4, Ep 1

"I speak for the Borg." -- Seven of Nine, Tertiary Adjunct of Unimatrix Zero One. [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Aug 28, 2017 - 11 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Scorpion  Rewatch   Season 3, Ep 26

[Part 1 of 2] Janeway hatches a scheme to get Voyager across a vast gulf of hostile space, all the while escorted by powerful allies who in turn would gain a weapon to help them win a cosmic war. You might call it the best of both worlds. [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Aug 25, 2017 - 20 comments

Podcast: The Greatest Generation: Ep 165: Leotard Conversation (S7E14)

When Beverly's grandma wills her an erotic candle, her eye color isn't the only thing that changes. But Troi and Picard grow increasingly suspicious when she starts dressing like an old. Is this mayor what would happen if the Dark Crystal puppets grew up? Where do babies come from? Was Nagilum an MRA? It's the episode where we come to loggerheads over podcasting fluid.
posted by eotvos on Aug 24, 2017 - 2 comments

Movie: Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

Back in command of the Enterprise, Admiral James T. Kirk meets an old flame and an old foe. Meanwhile, he wrestles with his own aging when confronted by a next generation: a brash new Vulcan lieutenant, and the son he never knew he had. [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Aug 23, 2017 - 42 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Worst Case Scenario  Rewatch   Season 3, Ep 25

Even with the improvements in the current version of the game, sometimes it's fun to fire up Voyager 1.0 and give it a whirl, just for a little nostalgia for when things were new and rough around the edges... just watch out for that one end boss that was surprisingly tough to beat. [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Aug 21, 2017 - 13 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Displaced  Rewatch   Season 3, Ep 24

The crew meets some harmless-seeming aliens who give a whole new meaning to the phrase "habitat for humanity." [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Aug 17, 2017 - 13 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Distant Origin  Rewatch   Season 3, Ep 23

A reptilian species makes contact with humanity; although they seem friendly at first, these aliens, with technology far in advance of our own, known as V, have intentions that--wait [scans through index cards quickly, throws them down, picks up another pile]--never mind; here we go. Initially set in 60,000,003 BC in Pangaea, the show centers on the Sinclair family: Earl Sinclair (the father), Fran Sinclair (née Phillips - the mother and Earl's wife), their--damnit. [throws index cards in the air] Dinosaurs. Talkin' dinosaurs, that's what we got here. [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Aug 14, 2017 - 15 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Real Life  Rewatch   Season 3, Ep 22

This is the true story… of three holograms… programmed to live in a house… to be a holographic doctor's family… to find out what happens… when people stop being characters… and start getting real. [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Aug 10, 2017 - 8 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Before and After  Rewatch   Season 3, Ep 21

Out, out, brief candle!/ Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player/ That struts and frets his hour upon the stage/ And then is heard no more. / Unless the Doctor tries to alter the Ocampan lifespan with a thingymabob;/ Then all bets are off. [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Aug 7, 2017 - 14 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Favorite Son  Rewatch   Season 3, Ep 20

Is Harry Kim truly the Alien Boy who Lived, the Extraterrestrial Prince that was Promised? But how could it be? If only there were something that would cause him to push back more against this preposterous premise, something that would tie him closer to Voyager, like, say, I dunno, just one lousy promotion... [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Aug 3, 2017 - 19 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Rise  Rewatch   Season 3, Ep 19

Asteroids are out of control/ Rise above! We're gonna rise above!/ Out of contact with the ship/ Rise above! We're gonna rise above!/ Secret traitor aboard the lift/ Rise above! We're gonna rise above!/ Intuition vs. logic fight/ Rise above! We're gonna rise above!/ Neelix is tired of Tuvok's abuse/ Try to stop it; it's no use!/ [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Jul 31, 2017 - 8 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Darkling  Rewatch   Season 3, Ep 18

First, do no harm. Second, do SOME harm. Third, hey, this harming people stuff is pretty great. Fourth? Oh, you better beLIEVE that's a-harmin'. [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Jul 27, 2017 - 14 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Unity  Rewatch   Season 3, Ep 17

Yessir, there ain't nothin' in this here universe like good ol'-fayshioned Texas barbecue. Hold this here axonal amplifier ag'inst yer temple, wouldja son? And mah mah, them bluebonnets sure are purty in the springtime. Wellsir, now yer gonna feel a slight drillin' sensation in yer brain stem… [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Jul 24, 2017 - 16 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Blood Fever  Rewatch   Season 3, Ep 16

Ensign Vorik, in a commanding capacity, chooses his first mate. But she prevents his intended debriefing by employing evasive maneuvers after first contact. Then on the holodeck, he faces the risk of dishonorable discharge. And after the climax, in a scene with Janeway and Chakotay: somebody bones. [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Jul 20, 2017 - 13 comments

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