My Brother, My Brother And Me: MBMBaM 478: The Sprite Slide, A Sprite Experience

September 24, 2019 7:51 AM

Who's lookin' to get sticky sticky sticky in the hot hot sun? Come on down to Spriteland and get WILD with all your carbonated buds! We got lazy rivers just chock-full of this clear stuff, and boy, the bees are just, really y'all, it's really ... there's a lot of bees. Suggested talking points: The Coldest Chili, Adult Trampoline Center, Sticky Amusement Park, Pizz-It!, Thanks Alexa, Fun Food for Fun Guys
posted by Tevin (7 comments total)

I live in Arizona, a pretty far distance from Huntington, West Virginia. But if they actually do set up a stall at the chili festival? I am down for a meet up there.
posted by meese at 11:46 AM on September 24, 2019 [1 favorite]

The Sprite water slide was simultaneously one of the coolest-sounding and most horrifying amusement park rides I've ever heard of.
posted by ardgedee at 4:01 PM on September 25, 2019 [1 favorite]

I also appreciated the adroit refusal to clarify "fun guy" or "fungi". That's sibling trolling at its finest.
posted by ardgedee at 4:03 PM on September 25, 2019

I like how they kind of invented Roko's Basilisk lol.
posted by bleep at 10:33 PM on September 25, 2019

I also really enjoyed the whole bit at the end about guy who doesn't know what to do with an onion.
posted by bleep at 10:43 PM on September 25, 2019 [3 favorites]

I bet they're not testing the donut thing where it already is because they want to see if the rest of the country will also be into it.

Also I liked how Justin slipped in the origin of the great job hat, I like thoughtful little touches like that.
posted by bleep at 10:46 PM on September 25, 2019

yeah I bet if they did set up a booth it would become the McElroy Fest(ival).
posted by bleep at 10:02 AM on September 27, 2019