Orange Is the New Black: Don’t Make Me Come Back There

June 22, 2015 6:48 PM - Season 3, Episode 12

Daya goes into labor. Sophia suffers a hate crime. Stella helps Piper with a business snag. Taystee takes on a new role.
posted by schnee (6 comments total)

Somewhat tangential, but my wife and I have been setting up an aquarium over the past couple of weeks; scrounging parts and supplies from Kijiji, etc. Anyways, we wound up inheriting two convict cichlids along with the tank. One is large, the other small. We have named them Boo and 'Tucky in honour of our favourite new pairing of inmates on the show.
posted by nubs at 8:13 AM on June 23, 2015 [4 favorites]

... and Morello gets her actual new boyfriend to beat up her imaginary old boyfriend, the luckless Christahpha. Hoo boy.
posted by orange swan at 9:39 AM on June 23, 2015 [1 favorite]

I sometimes forget that Morello is dangerously insane; the closest thing (right down to the accent) that I've ever seen to a live-action Harley Quinn, and I suspect the upcoming Suicide Squad movie will not disabuse me of that notion.
posted by Shepherd at 1:22 PM on June 24, 2015 [5 favorites]

Morello always makes me laugh until I remember that she's capable of lying to the extent of making herself believe in a non-existent reality. And then I'm not certain if whatever she is talking about is real or not, and it ceases to be funny.
posted by nubs at 3:18 PM on June 24, 2015

She's delightful! From afar.
posted by Brandon Blatcher at 3:54 PM on June 24, 2015 [2 favorites]

I knew it wasn't real but I almost cried when Daya's mom called Pornstache's mom to say that the baby died. Just thinking that that might happen made me unhappy.
posted by kat518 at 8:54 AM on June 25, 2015 [1 favorite]