America's Next Top Model: The Guy Who Gets Shipped Out
August 19, 2015 6:14 PM - Season 22, Episode 3 - Subscribe
Tyra cuts the group down to 14 and drops the losers off the edge of a cliff.
Tyra wore a hella fierce cape and I WANT IT.
Then she does a "teachment" on how to pose your neck so you're not a "no-neck monster" (Tennessee Williams is rolling in his grave at the thievery of the phrase) and starts the photo shoot grind. Why is the judging numerical? That's dumb. Just let Tyra pick the winner like always.
Next week, MAKEOVERS.
Tyra wore a hella fierce cape and I WANT IT.
Then she does a "teachment" on how to pose your neck so you're not a "no-neck monster" (Tennessee Williams is rolling in his grave at the thievery of the phrase) and starts the photo shoot grind. Why is the judging numerical? That's dumb. Just let Tyra pick the winner like always.
Next week, MAKEOVERS.
Right after Gage (who the heck is Gage? did we ever see him before today?) dropped, Miss J: "I'm seeing some messy pants over there."
I think sad, drunk, stumbling, and gratuitously bleeped Bello has potential. Maybe not for a full spinoff but certainly for a series of webisodes. GET ON THAT, TEAM TYRA! I need more mumbled Devin hate in my life.
Also, I can see potential in a See n Say just full of Tyra making animal noises.
Delaney on being an overweight kid: "People would throw razors at me, call me names." Did I hear that right? Razors?
posted by phunniemee at 6:51 AM on August 20, 2015
I think sad, drunk, stumbling, and gratuitously bleeped Bello has potential. Maybe not for a full spinoff but certainly for a series of webisodes. GET ON THAT, TEAM TYRA! I need more mumbled Devin hate in my life.
Also, I can see potential in a See n Say just full of Tyra making animal noises.
Delaney on being an overweight kid: "People would throw razors at me, call me names." Did I hear that right? Razors?
posted by phunniemee at 6:51 AM on August 20, 2015
I didn't enjoy the "social media" aspect because I couldn't participate- the competition was pre-taped!
Do we think Tyra is going to shave Hadassah's head? I think so! It's mean but I'm excited.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero at 6:52 AM on August 20, 2015
Do we think Tyra is going to shave Hadassah's head? I think so! It's mean but I'm excited.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero at 6:52 AM on August 20, 2015
Right after Gage (who the heck is Gage? did we ever see him before today?) = LOL I thought the same thing.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero at 6:52 AM on August 20, 2015
posted by ThePinkSuperhero at 6:52 AM on August 20, 2015
Do we think Tyra is going to shave Hadassah's head? I think so! It's mean but I'm excited.
I'm excited, too. I don't think it'll happen, unfortunately. Like, I'm looking at Hadassah and I just don't see her being able to pull off a shaved head look, even in wacky Tyra world. Not fully shaved at least. Maybe quite short, though.
Either way, they're definitely going to taunt her with the possibility and she's going to lose it and that makes me positively giddy with whatever horrible schadenfreude-adjacent emotion people feel while watching reality television.
posted by phunniemee at 7:07 AM on August 20, 2015
I'm excited, too. I don't think it'll happen, unfortunately. Like, I'm looking at Hadassah and I just don't see her being able to pull off a shaved head look, even in wacky Tyra world. Not fully shaved at least. Maybe quite short, though.
Either way, they're definitely going to taunt her with the possibility and she's going to lose it and that makes me positively giddy with whatever horrible schadenfreude-adjacent emotion people feel while watching reality television.
posted by phunniemee at 7:07 AM on August 20, 2015
Delaney on being an overweight kid: "People would throw razors at me, call me names." Did I hear that right? Razors?
I think she said "erasers." She had super uncreative and cliche bullies.
posted by dogwalker at 8:12 AM on August 20, 2015 [1 favorite]
I think she said "erasers." She had super uncreative and cliche bullies.
posted by dogwalker at 8:12 AM on August 20, 2015 [1 favorite]
Already tired of the Devin/Bello show
Agreed. It's sad. If it's real drama, it's not even worth faking and diminishes from the rest of the show.
Well, it diminishes my watching Ms. Jay because, really, that's the only reason why I watch this show anymore.
posted by Stynxno at 11:23 AM on August 20, 2015
Agreed. It's sad. If it's real drama, it's not even worth faking and diminishes from the rest of the show.
Well, it diminishes my watching Ms. Jay because, really, that's the only reason why I watch this show anymore.
posted by Stynxno at 11:23 AM on August 20, 2015
really, that's the only reason why I watch this show anymore.
Sorry, did you miss the part where Tyra cawed?
posted by phunniemee at 2:27 PM on August 20, 2015 [2 favorites]
Sorry, did you miss the part where Tyra cawed?
posted by phunniemee at 2:27 PM on August 20, 2015 [2 favorites]
AND THE CAPE? She's had a few bad seasons, this is the best she has looked in yeaaaaaaars.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero at 3:27 PM on August 20, 2015
posted by ThePinkSuperhero at 3:27 PM on August 20, 2015
Already tired of the Devin/Bello show
I would be okay with more Devin/Bello so long as we could also have a splitscreen following whatever Nyle is doing at the same moment.
posted by psoas at 3:30 PM on August 25, 2015 [1 favorite]
I would be okay with more Devin/Bello so long as we could also have a splitscreen following whatever Nyle is doing at the same moment.
posted by psoas at 3:30 PM on August 25, 2015 [1 favorite]
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I was a little bummed that Maleesa (the "shortest contestant") was dropped, her photos would have been interesting especially in couple/group shots. Also, Stefano should have been sent home at the end, he's just really boring.
Already tired of the Devin/Bello show. I didn't even like either of their photos (Bello looked nearly asleep!). And Mikey, omg. Yelling "HAVE I NOT BEEN TRYING TO HELP YOU?" at someone who is crying and claiming you made them cry is so, so dumb. Can't wait to see your haircut.
posted by dogwalker at 1:33 AM on August 20, 2015 [1 favorite]