America's Next Top Model: The Girl Who Walks Away

August 12, 2015 6:05 PM - Season 22, Episode 2

Tyra gets the freakin' PROPERTY BROTHERS to come on the show.

Nothing tops that. Shut it down.

posted by ThePinkSuperhero (9 comments total)

Ends on a literal cliffhanger. Tyra is cruel.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero at 7:20 PM on August 12, 2015

"When I get worked up my eyes just start acting up and I can't see."

You're crying, you nimrod. That's what crying is.
posted by phunniemee at 8:04 AM on August 13, 2015 [7 favorites]

Also, is it just my imagination or do they reduce the number of beds in the house every season?
posted by phunniemee at 8:04 AM on August 13, 2015

Isn't the number of beds reflective of the number of cuts they'll make in the next episode? I'm pretty sure they're going down to 14 with this next elimination.
posted by QuakerMel at 8:18 AM on August 13, 2015

I wonder which assistant told those kids to put their sleeping bags next to the selfie machine. Did Tyra send that out in a memo?
posted by Stynxno at 10:13 AM on August 13, 2015

Well it depends, maybe the selfie room was the farthest one away from longhairbro and his gross if-there's-even-a-chance-you-have-a-vagina-my-penis-loves-you-already attitude? Because if so that's where I'd go to sleep, too.
posted by phunniemee at 10:17 AM on August 13, 2015 [2 favorites]

Also, is it just my imagination or do they reduce the number of beds in the house every season?

I don't think they've ever made 20+ people sleep in the house before (usually it's just the final 13-14), so it's one or the other.

You're crying, you nimrod. That's what crying is. HA! I yelled the same thing.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero at 11:17 AM on August 13, 2015

I like this show, but they always start with too many people. Sometimes they'll cut to a group shot and there'll be more than one person who I don't even remember what their deal is. And these people have huge deals!! That get repeated often! She's a diplomat's daughter!! He's a muscle-y underwear model!

What I'm saying is that I love how unlike me everyone on this show is, and I love it even more when there are fewer of them so the show can more deeply reveal how unlike me they are.
posted by dogwalker at 10:53 PM on August 13, 2015 [1 favorite]

There were people on this episode that came out of NOWHERE. Like the guy with the dreads- where the hell was he during the first episode? There was somebody else, too, that popped up all of a sudden. I agree that it's too much, they should try to narrow it down a little bit more. Or I could just not watch the first few episodes, but where's the fun in that?
posted by ThePinkSuperhero at 11:29 AM on August 14, 2015