My Brother, My Brother And Me: MBMBaM 268: Hot Boiled Beans and Bacon

September 8, 2015 4:47 AM

Take up your enchanted blade and wooden boxing gloves, and come with us on a dangerous voyage into the untouched corners of the internet. We can't guarantee your safety, but we can guarantee your horror.   Suggested talking points: ANTM Talk, Time Travel Backflip, Snugglebug, Probstgate, Boxing Funtime Squad, Food Delivery, 362 Hours, Cursed Sword
posted by drezdn (6 comments total)

The Cursed Sword bit didn't completely land for me, but Justin's commitment too it sold me on it.
posted by drezdn at 8:13 AM on September 8, 2015

The Cursed Sword bit didn't completely land for me

Of course it didn't. You're not Carl Reiner.
posted by maxsparber at 6:56 PM on September 8, 2015 [1 favorite]

I would so play (And possibly if I have enough time write) a game which is basically a boxing game. You spend ages working your way through the league, getting better and then the final opponent transforms into his second form, and you wake up in a village and have to do punching quests.
That would be awesome.
posted by Just this guy, y'know at 6:18 AM on September 9, 2015 [1 favorite]

But you also have to help the old lady find her cat.
posted by drezdn at 6:19 AM on September 9, 2015

"Oh no, my basement is full of rats!"

PUNCH *squeak*
PUNCH *squeak*
PUNCH PUNCH *squeak*

"Thank you stranger, take this reward"

**Punchy Fisterson GAINS 40GP and LEAF GLOVES**
posted by Just this guy, y'know at 6:53 AM on September 9, 2015 [2 favorites]

Quite enjoyed the cursed sword bit. Now I want to refer to toasting as "cursing". "What do you want for breakfast? Tea and cursed bread?"
posted by EndsOfInvention at 6:33 AM on October 12, 2015 [1 favorite]