My Brother, My Brother And Me: MBMBaM 308: Burgertrees

June 23, 2016 4:02 PM

We're back after our post-live show recording hiatus, which explains why we spend the first, oh, six minutes of this podcast just saying the word "Daddies" over and over again. Celebrate some dads with us! All those good daddies. Suggested talking points: Daddy Chat, Getting Sketched, TommyChong.com, Two Rolls a Day, The Dick, Doctor Munch, Baby Geniuses
posted by drezdn (6 comments total)

I really wanted to love the daddies bit, and I mostly did, but every single time Griffin said the word "cummies" I puked in my mouth a little bit.
posted by Itaxpica at 4:09 PM on June 23, 2016 [1 favorite]

I just . . . there is no way anyone can use two rolls of TP a day. Is she writing a novel on them?

Also, it made me very happy that Griffin made Gregor Mendel the Mountain of Genetics, which I guess makes his brother, Sandor, the Hound of Genetics?
posted by gladly at 7:39 PM on June 23, 2016 [3 favorites]

I love how understated that joke was. Of course if Gregor Mendel had a brother (he actually doesn't) it would be Sandor. Sandor Mendel. Perfectly logical.
posted by Mr.Encyclopedia at 8:51 AM on June 25, 2016 [1 favorite]

The "are you a bowl of fruit" thing was on par with the Mendel siblings for me.
posted by minsies at 9:13 AM on June 26, 2016 [1 favorite]

I still think it's hilarious that the brothers didn't question why someone would be using that much toilet paper.
posted by drezdn at 5:28 PM on June 26, 2016

I mean, there's no way anyone should actually be using that much toilet paper in a day, but speaking as someone who uses TP for like everything, I can see where it's a lot more plausible than you might think. For example: I use a bunch of it along with Albolene to remove makeup, I use it to clean my makeup brushes, I use it to wipe excess makeup off brushes when applying, or when I fuck up some eye shadow or eyeliner, I use it to clean up small spills on the bathroom sink, grab hair from the tub drain, wipe up the bathroom floor, I use it in lieu of tissues, as well as various TMI bodily functions that are not the two usual ones, to set things I've cleaned (like the soap dish) to dry on, etc etc. My bf is always in awe at how quickly it gets used up.
posted by moons in june at 5:12 PM on June 27, 2016 [1 favorite]