My Brother, My Brother And Me: MBMBaM 328: The Anxiety-Free Cruise

November 9, 2016 12:03 PM

We know tensions are high right now, and the last thing we want is for our weekly goof parade to add to that. So, this week, we've charted a course to chill-ass waters as part of the MBMBaM Anxiety-Free Cruise. Come on board! There's plenty of cabins available. Suggested talking points: The Anxiety Gator, Bus Ghost, Minimum Dinner Age, Beer Cheese, Footwear Secrets, Sperm or Egg, Muscle Prank, Finger Food Panic
posted by drezdn (5 comments total)

I want an Anxiety Gator t-shirt post haste, and I want to wear it public spaces, and I want to let anyone who is feeling vulnerable know they can dump all harshed buzz into the Anxiety Gator's ample gullet.
posted by Tevin at 12:43 PM on November 9, 2016 [1 favorite]

We need the anxiety gator now more than ever.

I think they may be onto something with that sperm theory.
posted by maxsparber at 1:46 PM on November 9, 2016 [3 favorites]

ICYMI Travis posted a message today. It's not much more than a shell shocked "here we are and we can't give up or stop loving each other" but I definitely found it helpful this morning.
posted by yellowbinder at 4:31 PM on November 9, 2016 [6 favorites]

"Boat Drinks" was the most McElroy bit.

I noticed that Travis message is titled "fireside1.mp3". Scraps & Juice 2020!
posted by books for weapons at 5:39 PM on November 9, 2016 [1 favorite]

Boat Drinks gave me, like Griffin, anxiety.

I would also like an Anxiety Gator t-shirt.
posted by minsies at 4:45 AM on November 12, 2016