My Brother, My Brother And Me: MBMBaM 335: Rise of the Star King

December 27, 2016 5:33 AM

Happy Candlenights, everybody! This year's curse-free Candlenights spectacular isn't a live show, but it's pretty merry all the same. Please enjoy what turned out to be an in-depth teardown of the supernatural being known as Santa Clause, which -- DANG IT. We can't NOT spell it that way. Suggested talking points: Stuck Santa, Wrapping Preservation, Fashion Santa, Hallmark Madness, Star King, Rudolph's Vindication, Toys for Dogs and Babies
posted by Tevin (4 comments total)

The Star King is for closers.
posted by kmz at 12:08 PM on December 28, 2016 [5 favorites]

Yeah, listening to the Star King parts while brushing my teeth before bed last night was a somewhat ill-advised choice, as literal spit takes very nearly did take place, as did nearly choking on toothpaste foam.
posted by yasaman at 9:07 PM on December 28, 2016 [1 favorite]

My son wandered by during the Star King goof and needed re-assurance that Star King wasn't real.
posted by drezdn at 4:42 AM on December 31, 2016 [2 favorites]

The Star King is real.
posted by maxsparber at 6:59 AM on January 2, 2017 [1 favorite]