My Brother, My Brother And Me: MBMBaM 360: Gatorade Weak

June 19, 2017 11:38 AM

Wait, don't tell us you're STILL chugging that full-power, unfiltered sports beverage? Listen: Nobody needs that much energy. Why not come down to our level with a smooth glass of a soothing Gatorade alternative? One for poet-types, and brain-thinkers! Suggested talking points: The Cream Cheese Incident, Apple Juice Marketing, Subway Connections, Blapron, Sperm Maze, Go-To Sillyness
posted by Tevin (6 comments total)

I was literally sitting outside and eating a hot dog on my rushed lunch break in NYC when the New York food riff came on. I feel personally attacked.
posted by showbiz_liz at 12:36 PM on June 19, 2017 [4 favorites]

Presumably sitting on your chair cushion made of cream cheese as is the wont of your people?
posted by Tevin at 1:19 PM on June 19, 2017 [4 favorites]

Off topic a bit, but I got the mods to fix the MBMBAM podcast vs TV show bug. They now have separate show indexes.
posted by EndsOfInvention at 6:29 AM on June 20, 2017 [4 favorites]

Currently a debate is raging in the MaxFunNYC Facebook group over whether toasting bagels is ok. This is really getting to people.
posted by showbiz_liz at 9:05 AM on June 20, 2017

I know not with what weapons World War 3 will be fought, but World War 4 will be fought with cream cheese.
posted by kmz at 9:09 AM on June 20, 2017 [1 favorite]

Currently a debate is raging in the MaxFunNYC Facebook group over whether toasting bagels is ok. This is really getting to people.

Ideal bagels --- I'm thinking a H&H straight from the factory, R.I.P. --- do not require toasting. Less than ideal bagels can benefit greatly. Standard corner deli bagel, untoasted, is a crime against carbs. Toasted poppy with cream cheese and tomato is the breakfast of champions.
posted by Diablevert at 4:36 AM on June 24, 2017 [1 favorite]