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Pulled to the far side of the Galaxy, where the Federation is 75 years away at maximum warp speed, a Starfleet ship must cooperate with Maquis rebels to find a way home.

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Star Trek: Voyager: Bliss  Rewatch   Season 5, Episode 14

"From hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake--" [turns over index cards, frowns] "--wait, this one is marked 'TWOK" and this other one says 'First Contact'--how many times have these been used?" [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Jan 8, 2018 at 8:29 AM - 17 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Gravity  Rewatch   Season 5, Episode 13

Or: "The One Where Voyager Finally, Actually, Really Runs Out of Shuttlecraft (J/K, Not Really)" [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Jan 4, 2018 at 3:02 AM - 10 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Bride of Chaotica!  Rewatch   Season 5, Episode 12

The Adventures of Captain Proton, Chapter 18: "Bride of Chaotica" The evil Dr. Chaotica kidnaps Constance Goodheart and plans to sacrifice her to Arachnia, Queen of the Spider People. Captain Proton travels millions of miles to Planet X, where he will invade the Fortress of Doom. Chaotica fires his fiendish death ray--certain death for Proton, as his rocket ship bursts into flames. "We didn't burst into flames in the last chapter. Why are these recaps always so inaccurate?" [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Jan 1, 2018 at 1:16 PM - 9 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Latent Image  Rewatch   Season 5, Episode 11

Or: "One of Our Hologram's Memories Is Missing" [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Dec 28, 2017 at 6:31 AM - 9 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Counterpoint  Rewatch   Season 5, Episode 10

Thoughtcrime doubleplusungood! [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Dec 24, 2017 at 8:27 AM - 6 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Thirty Days  Rewatch   Season 5, Episode 9

♫ You just a terrorist, Mistah Tom Paris / Now you been busted, an' Janeway is flustered / Screw wit' our ocean, you get a demotion / Undah dah seeeea! ♫ [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Dec 21, 2017 at 12:05 PM - 11 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Nothing Human  Rewatch   Season 5, Episode 8

And what did you do during the war, Doctor's new holo-colleague? [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Dec 18, 2017 at 6:31 AM - 33 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Infinite Regress  Rewatch   Season 5, Episode 7

Seven of Nine is an individual, but she's also a Borg, but the Borg are also all of their assimilated species, which means Seven is all of them, but she's an individual, but she's still a Borg… [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Dec 14, 2017 at 3:24 AM - 17 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Timeless  Rewatch   Season 5, Episode 6

Things that I would tell the younger me: 1) Winning lottery numbers; 2) [redacted]; 3) If you never ask her out, you'll always wonder; 4) Don't crash the starship. [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Dec 11, 2017 at 6:24 AM - 21 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Once Upon a Time  Rewatch   Season 5, Episode 5

Good night moon… Good night shuttlecraft… Good night ion storm… Good night Mom, buried under the moon… [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Dec 7, 2017 at 3:27 AM - 8 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: In the Flesh  Rewatch   Season 5, Episode 4

So ya/ Thought ya/ Might like to catch up on the show/ To feel the warm thrill of confusion/ That Academy cadet glow/ Tell me is something eluding you, Starfleet?/ Is Boothby not what you expected to see?/ If you want to find out what's behind these odd eyes/ You'll just have to scan your way through this disguise! [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Dec 4, 2017 at 6:53 AM - 16 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Extreme Risk  Rewatch   Season 5, Episode 3

Therapy the Maquis Way, 47th Edition - Chapter 1: When and How to Sucker-Punch Your Subordinates - Chapter 2: 19th-Century Earth Literature as Coping Mechanism - Chapter 3: So You're the Only Survivor of Your Cell's Extermination - Chapter 4: There Are Four Lights: Enduring Cardassian Incarceration - Chapter 5: How to Disable Holographic Safeties [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Nov 30, 2017 at 3:21 AM - 20 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Drone  Rewatch   Season 5, Episode 2

Hey! You got Borg nanoprobes in my 29th-century tech! You got 29th-century tech in my Borg nanoprobes! Hmmm... two great techs that tech great together! [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Nov 27, 2017 at 8:15 AM - 19 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Night  Rewatch   Season 5, Episode 1

There's something about this that's so black, it's like how much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None more black. [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Nov 23, 2017 at 5:27 AM - 7 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Hope and Fear  Rewatch   Season 4, Episode 26

@janewayornoway hey looks like were going home early SF sent us a new ship looks sharp and is hella fast im sure it isnt some sort of trick #loljk #AsIf #WasntBornYesterday #LucyCharlieBrownAndTheFootball [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Nov 20, 2017 at 7:31 AM - 8 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: One  Rewatch   Season 4, Episode 25

Personal log, Seven of Nine, stardate 51932.4. We are on a thirty-six year mission to the Crab Nebula. …You know, they say sometimes people go CRAZY on these long trips. They get the… SPACE… MADNESS! Heh. Space madness. [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Nov 16, 2017 at 2:28 AM - 12 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Demon  Rewatch   Season 4, Episode 24

Voyager is about to run out of gas, and locates a planet with a fuel supply, but it's an incredibly hostile environment. However, Harry Kim has a plan that may get them the deuterium that they need. Will his plan succeed, and if so, will he finally get that long-overdue promotion? (Ha! As if. But, seriously though.) [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Nov 13, 2017 at 7:49 AM - 9 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Living Witness  Rewatch   Season 4, Episode 23

The programs you depend on the most should always be backed up. And if you misplace that backup? …You're history. [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Nov 9, 2017 at 2:52 AM - 15 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Unforgettable  Rewatch   Season 4, Episode 22

Unforgettable/That's what you are/Unforgettable/Uh... wish on a star?/Da da da da da/That's inedible/Something something something unforgettable/Thinks that I am unforgettable too! [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Nov 6, 2017 at 7:12 AM - 12 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: The Omega Directive  Rewatch   Season 4, Episode 21

What kind of threat can induce a Starfleet crew to ignore the Prime Directive? …Besides wanting to get back to the Alpha Quadrant, or encountering a society run by a computer, or becoming a Bajoran god, or a crew member's xenophilia, or civil war in the Klingon Empire, or the lure of a high-speed dune buggy ride on Kolarus III… BESIDES all those. [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Nov 2, 2017 at 3:14 AM - 24 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Vis à Vis  Rewatch   Season 4, Episode 20

Sometimes a guy just wants to kick back and work on his imaginary bitchin' Camaro without being hassled, but Tom Paris is about to have a freaky Friday... [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Oct 30, 2017 at 7:09 AM - 11 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: The Killing Game  Rewatch   Season 4, Episode 18

Holodeck Nazis. …I hate Holodeck Nazis. [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Oct 26, 2017 at 2:56 AM - 13 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Retrospect  Rewatch   Season 4, Episode 17

This week on Star Trek: Afterschool Special: false memory syndrome--threat or menace? [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Oct 23, 2017 at 6:27 AM - 15 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Prey  Rewatch   Season 4, Episode 16

♫ You're on this hunt with me / The pickin's have been fine / And yet before this mission is over / You might just cross the line / You might defy your captain / She's one you don't betrayyy / And sooo the best that I can doooo / Iiiiis… ♫ [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Oct 19, 2017 at 2:59 AM - 15 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Hunters  Rewatch   Season 4, Episode 15

It’s mail call at the 4077thon Voyager, and RadarNeelix is the most popular man in campon the ship, fighting off hordes of personnel looking for their letters from home... [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Oct 16, 2017 at 7:53 AM - 12 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Message in a Bottle  Rewatch   Season 4, Episode 14

On a high-stakes solo mission to the Alpha Quadrant, the Doctor runs afoul of Romulan shipjackers and his very own next generation. Luckily, he brought the right…equipment. [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Oct 12, 2017 at 2:55 AM - 27 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Waking Moments  Rewatch   Season 4, Episode 13

In dreams, I walk with you/In dreams, I talk to you--wait, have we met before? [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Oct 9, 2017 at 6:58 AM - 9 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Mortal Coil  Rewatch   Season 4, Episode 12

Or: "The One Where You Suddenly Feel Kind of Bad About All Those 'Killing Off Neelix' Jokes" [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Oct 4, 2017 at 3:09 PM - 13 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Concerning Flight  Rewatch   Season 4, Episode 11

Well, you don't know what we can find/Why don't you come with me Janeway/On an ornithopter ride/You don't know what we can see/Why don't you 'splain your tech to me/Holoemitter will set us free [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Oct 2, 2017 at 6:40 AM - 6 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Random Thoughts  Rewatch   Season 4, Episode 10

This planet's too chilly. Should've worn my "Engineering Smock." Except it makes me look pregnant. Heh, that'd freak Tom out. This market looks like the one on Sikaris. Wonder if Janeway noticed. Maybe I'll point it out! Yeah right, maybe if I want my head torn off. That kid's got weird socks. At least these people have invented socks. Ughh, so bored. Socks are actually a pretty good idea, really. Oh good, now these guys are staring at me. What, you've never seen an alien that doesn't look human before? Okay, now THIS petaQ's in my space bubble. If you don't step off RIGHT now, I'm gonna reach down your throat and RIP OUT your SPINE and cram it back UP YOUR ASS SIDEWAYS!! [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Sep 28, 2017 at 3:07 AM - 22 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Year of Hell, Part II  Rewatch   Season 4, Episode 9

Goodbye my love/Maybe for forever/Goodbye my love/The tide waits for me/Who knows when we shall meet again/If ever/But time/Keeps flowing like a river (on and on)/To the sea/To the sea/Till it's gone forever/Gone forever/Gone forevermore [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Sep 25, 2017 at 6:34 AM - 20 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Year of Hell  Rewatch   Season 4, Episode 8

Welcome back my friends / To the ship that never ends / We've got histories to mend / Come inside, come inside / In the force field there / Sits my wife's lock of hair / As you pass by, take care / Move along, move along[more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Sep 21, 2017 at 2:40 AM - 24 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Scientific Method  Rewatch   Season 4, Episode 7

I always feel like somebody's watching me/And I have no privacy/ Whoa, I always feel like somebody's watching me/Who's playing tricks on me? [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Sep 18, 2017 at 7:29 AM - 11 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: The Raven  Rewatch   Season 4, Episode 6

Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing, / Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before… [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Sep 14, 2017 at 3:06 AM - 11 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Revulsion  Rewatch   Season 4, Episode 5

"Yes, thinking meat! Conscious meat! Loving meat. Dreaming meat. The meat is the whole deal! Are you beginning to get the picture or do I have to start all over?" (per Terry Bisson) [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Sep 11, 2017 at 7:06 AM - 12 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Nemesis  Rewatch   Season 4, Episode 4

"You can sway a thousand men by appealing to their prejudices quicker than you can convince one man by logic." - Robert A. Heinlein [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Sep 7, 2017 at 3:50 AM - 13 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Day of Honor  Rewatch   Season 4, Episode 3

First, you must eat from the heart of a sanctified targ. Next, you will drink mot'loch from the Grail of Kahless. Then, we wlll sing of your glory earned during the annual cookie sale--oh, crap [drops index cards, grabs phone] Honey? It's me, are you with the Girl Scout troop? Hey, I think we got our index cards mixed up--honey, what's that noise? Are they--oh, no. Honey? Hello? Hello? [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Sep 4, 2017 at 7:27 AM - 23 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: The Gift  Rewatch   Season 4, Episode 2

"I HAVE TO GO NOW. MY PLANET NEEDS ME." Note: Kes died on the way back to her home planet [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Aug 31, 2017 at 3:12 AM - 13 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Scorpion, Part II  Rewatch   Season 4, Episode 1

"I speak for the Borg." -- Seven of Nine, Tertiary Adjunct of Unimatrix Zero One. [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Aug 28, 2017 at 9:03 AM - 11 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Scorpion  Rewatch   Season 3, Episode 26

[Part 1 of 2] Janeway hatches a scheme to get Voyager across a vast gulf of hostile space, all the while escorted by powerful allies who in turn would gain a weapon to help them win a cosmic war. You might call it the best of both worlds. [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Aug 25, 2017 at 2:58 AM - 20 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Worst Case Scenario  Rewatch   Season 3, Episode 25

Even with the improvements in the current version of the game, sometimes it's fun to fire up Voyager 1.0 and give it a whirl, just for a little nostalgia for when things were new and rough around the edges... just watch out for that one end boss that was surprisingly tough to beat. [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Aug 21, 2017 at 9:48 PM - 13 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Displaced  Rewatch   Season 3, Episode 24

The crew meets some harmless-seeming aliens who give a whole new meaning to the phrase "habitat for humanity." [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Aug 17, 2017 at 3:10 AM - 11 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Distant Origin  Rewatch   Season 3, Episode 23

A reptilian species makes contact with humanity; although they seem friendly at first, these aliens, with technology far in advance of our own, known as V, have intentions that--wait [scans through index cards quickly, throws them down, picks up another pile]--never mind; here we go. Initially set in 60,000,003 BC in Pangaea, the show centers on the Sinclair family: Earl Sinclair (the father), Fran Sinclair (née Phillips - the mother and Earl's wife), their--damnit. [throws index cards in the air] Dinosaurs. Talkin' dinosaurs, that's what we got here. [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Aug 14, 2017 at 8:16 AM - 16 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Real Life  Rewatch   Season 3, Episode 22

This is the true story… of three holograms… programmed to live in a house… to be a holographic doctor's family… to find out what happens… when people stop being characters… and start getting real. [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Aug 10, 2017 at 5:22 AM - 8 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Before and After  Rewatch   Season 3, Episode 21

Out, out, brief candle!/ Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player/ That struts and frets his hour upon the stage/ And then is heard no more. / Unless the Doctor tries to alter the Ocampan lifespan with a thingymabob;/ Then all bets are off. [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Aug 7, 2017 at 7:15 AM - 15 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Favorite Son  Rewatch   Season 3, Episode 20

Is Harry Kim truly the Alien Boy who Lived, the Extraterrestrial Prince that was Promised? But how could it be? If only there were something that would cause him to push back more against this preposterous premise, something that would tie him closer to Voyager, like, say, I dunno, just one lousy promotion... [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Aug 3, 2017 at 6:43 AM - 19 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Rise  Rewatch   Season 3, Episode 19

Asteroids are out of control/ Rise above! We're gonna rise above!/ Out of contact with the ship/ Rise above! We're gonna rise above!/ Secret traitor aboard the lift/ Rise above! We're gonna rise above!/ Intuition vs. logic fight/ Rise above! We're gonna rise above!/ Neelix is tired of Tuvok's abuse/ Try to stop it; it's no use!/ [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Jul 31, 2017 at 7:40 AM - 8 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Darkling  Rewatch   Season 3, Episode 18

First, do no harm. Second, do SOME harm. Third, hey, this harming people stuff is pretty great. Fourth? Oh, you better beLIEVE that's a-harmin'. [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Jul 27, 2017 at 4:51 AM - 14 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Unity  Rewatch   Season 3, Episode 17

Yessir, there ain't nothin' in this here universe like good ol'-fayshioned Texas barbecue. Hold this here axonal amplifier ag'inst yer temple, wouldja son? And mah mah, them bluebonnets sure are purty in the springtime. Wellsir, now yer gonna feel a slight drillin' sensation in yer brain stem… [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Jul 24, 2017 at 4:04 AM - 17 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Blood Fever  Rewatch   Season 3, Episode 16

Ensign Vorik, in a commanding capacity, chooses his first mate. But she prevents his intended debriefing by employing evasive maneuvers after first contact. Then on the holodeck, he faces the risk of dishonorable discharge. And after the climax, in a scene with Janeway and Chakotay: somebody bones. [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Jul 20, 2017 at 4:37 AM - 15 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Coda  Rewatch   Season 3, Episode 15

Go into the light... go into the liiiiiiiiight, Kathryn... yes, into the light... that light... the one that's right in front of you... gotta get into that light... go ahead... time's a-wastin', I got stuff to do... any day now... damnit, will you just go into the freakin' light already?!? [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Jul 17, 2017 at 7:16 AM - 15 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Alter Ego  Rewatch   Season 3, Episode 14

Or: "Harry and Tuvok Get Catfished" [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Jul 13, 2017 at 3:06 AM - 8 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Fair Trade  Rewatch   Season 3, Episode 13

When an alien whose primary role on the ship was to be their local guide is on the verge of boldly going where this particular Talaxian hasn't gone before, what's he to do? Suggestion: this would not be a good time to break bad. [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Jul 10, 2017 at 7:19 AM - 11 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Macrocosm  Rewatch   Season 3, Episode 12

You see, Starfleet is less a military organization than a scientific one—committed to seeking out and understanding new forms of life, however different they maAAUGH GOD KILL IT WITH FIRE [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Jul 6, 2017 at 3:08 AM - 21 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: The Q and the Grey  Rewatch   Season 3, Episode 11

When Q comes marching home again/ Hurrah! Hurrah!/ Janeway will tear her hair out then/ Hurrah! Hurrah!/ The ship will be rocked and the drums will roll/ The continuum will be out of control/ The captain saw right through ye/ Q, we hardly knew ye! [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Jul 3, 2017 at 6:24 AM - 10 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Warlord  Rewatch   Season 3, Episode 10

Hear now the decrees of Kes the Unconquerable, Kes the Immortal, Kes the Dread Lord of All! All subjects shall grow gardens! All Talaxians are to be forcibly deported to the offworld colonies! The infirm, the foreign, and the telepathic shall be heavily taxed! And all statuesque Nordic ex-Borg women are to be put to death immediately, that the Dark Prophecy may never come to pass! [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Jun 29, 2017 at 4:03 AM - 10 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Future's End, Part II  Rewatch   Season 3, Episode 9

Maybe the Doctor should start calling himself Dr. Seuss, because he's on the loose! [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Jun 26, 2017 at 7:23 AM - 16 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Future's End  Rewatch   Season 3, Episode 8

This is the time-jump of the starship Voyager. Its 1996 mission: To bring Dolly the Cloned Sheep to the 24th century. To prevent the launch of Fox News Channel. To boldly go and see the Spice Girls live! (Part 1 of 2) [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Jun 22, 2017 at 3:19 AM - 17 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Sacred Ground  Rewatch   Season 3, Episode 7

First, one must contemplate the Rock of Requirement; next, one must practice the Fingerpainting of Flabbergastation; then, one must undertake the Rockclimbing of Really Radical Requirement; then, one must contemplate the Rock again--sheesh, if this ordeal were any more complicated, it would be a Klingon bachelor party! [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Jun 19, 2017 at 6:41 AM - 13 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Remember  Rewatch   Season 3, Episode 6

Lt. Torres and Cpt. Janeway gradually grow suspicious of friendly-seeming telepathic aliens who wear grody old dishrags on their foreheads. It's almost as if they have something to hide… [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Jun 15, 2017 at 4:52 AM - 4 comments

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