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The young crew from Season 1 (plus a Vulcan newcomer) do their best to safeguard the timeline. There may also be hijinx. [more inside]
posted by the antecedent of that pronoun on Jul 23, 2024 - 7 comments

The plucky young crew, formerly of the Protostar, undertakes their most daring and challenging mission yet, maybe the most bizarre and dangerous mission in the history of Starfleet: boldly going from Paramount+ to Netflix! [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Jul 3, 2024 - 22 comments

When Janeway is kidnapped, Voyager's holographic Doctor must truly be all that he can be. [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Aug 2, 2018 - 12 comments

There was me, that is Iko, and my convict droogs, rescued from our prison transport by a Human ship captained by quite the hardened devotchka. But soon, I viddied a holographic doctor putting some manner of Borg technology in me gulliver. You can imagine the surprise, O my brothers and only friends, when I found that all me desire for tolchocking and the like had vanished. I was cured all right… but doomed nonetheless to snuff it. [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Jun 28, 2018 - 11 comments

[Feature-length episode] Voyager answers a distress call from a Hirogen outpost – only to find carnage caused by holographic technology that Captain Janeway has given them. Who will be first up against the wall in the holorevolution? [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Jun 18, 2018 - 8 comments

The Doctor makes a house call to the Alpha Quadrant when he learns that his programmer, Lewis Zimmerman, has a tragic and inoperable case of terminal baldness. [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on May 10, 2018 - 6 comments

Solo amore/ Quando fuggeva lontano/ Speri invano ma non torni più./ Speri invano ma non torna più. [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Apr 2, 2018 - 6 comments

Do holograms dream of electric women? [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Mar 2, 2018 - 11 comments

Or: "One of Our Hologram's Memories Is Missing" [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Dec 28, 2017 - 10 comments

The programs you depend on the most should always be backed up. And if you misplace that backup? …You're history. [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Nov 9, 2017 - 15 comments

Ah, there's nothing like spending a pleasant evening parking with your sweetie under the Martian sky--WAIT THERE'S NO BREATHABLE ATMOSPHERE ON MARS WE CAN'T--never mind, it's just the holodeck and we're both holograms, it's OK! Whew. [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on May 1, 2017 - 16 comments

Once upon a time, I, the Emergency Medical Hologram, dreamt I was a man, walking hither and thither, to all intents and purposes a man. I was conscious only of my happiness as a man, unaware that I was the EMH. Soon I awoke, and there I was, veritably myself again. Now I do not know whether I was then a hologram dreaming I was a man, or whether I am now a man, dreaming I am a hologram. Or maybe it's just another damn holodeck malfunction? And what the hell was Lieutenant Broccoli doing there? [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Mar 6, 2017 - 11 comments