America's Next Top Model: The Guys and Girls Make It To Hollywood
August 6, 2015 6:02 PM - Season 22, Episode 1 - Subscribe

Tyra & Co narrows it down to 22 competitors.

Where the hell does Tyra find these people? This season will be...something. I do like Tyra's new hairdo.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero (9 comments total)
Oh god this show is so terrible and wonderful. I came to make pretty much the exact same comment you made under the fold. These people are something else and Tyra's new hair is super cute.

Like most seasons, I can't wait until makeover (sorry, Ty-over) week. I predict lots of dudes getting haircuts. Will we get lucky enough this season for a beard weave? Only time will tell.
posted by phunniemee at 8:01 PM on August 6, 2015 [1 favorite]

Early standouts for me are poor man's Mena Suvari and suspender boy.
posted by phunniemee at 8:08 PM on August 6, 2015

The "find your name on a balloon in this giant foam party" method of advancing people to the next round was insane.

"Who broke my crown?"
posted by dogwalker at 1:44 AM on August 7, 2015

Some of these people are obviously plants, right? Like the girl in the flower crown? I do not believe she is a real person, no way. She's been watching old seasons of ANTM and preparing to fill the slot for "the dreamy country hippie girl who is nuts".
posted by ThePinkSuperhero at 5:20 AM on August 7, 2015

Who is also a Christian virgin who likes to be a good girl but also have FUN!

You know it's going to be a good season when they have so many characters they have to condense the slut shamer and the wild child into one.
posted by phunniemee at 7:02 AM on August 7, 2015 [2 favorites]

Not a single one of these contestants would get through the door of a real model agency.

Oh dear God, the Fresh Prince of Bell-end, or whatever his name is ... what the hell? And Mr "I'm Signed To 400 Agencies But Nobody Wants to Hire Me" Ass-Hat. Not to mention Bryant, the guy who already has out-douched last season's Adam and Stefano, who says he's 23 but looks 40. Nyle is hot but at 25 is far too old.

The women are equally ghastly, although I did snigger at the one whose ball wasn't in the foam pool who cried at the end and said there must have been a mistake.

Thank God for Miss Jay and Kelly Cutrone. I can't wait to see what Miss Jay's panel theme is this season. I'm hoping it's a hair theme of some kind.
posted by essexjan at 12:44 PM on August 7, 2015

Also, Bryant? You were far more charming when your name was Adam.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero at 5:54 PM on August 7, 2015

Is Bryant the instagram underwear model who skipped too many leg days?
posted by phunniemee at 5:59 PM on August 7, 2015

The one who walked like an actual Ken doll (I could practically hear the plastic joints squeaking)? Yes. Less time with the weights, more time doing yoga, ballet, etc, dude. Miss J is going to have a lot of fun with you.

Speaking of Adam. Oh, Adam.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero at 6:39 PM on August 8, 2015

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