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Pulled to the far side of the Galaxy, where the Federation is 75 years away at maximum warp speed, a Starfleet ship must cooperate with Maquis rebels to find a way home.

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Star Trek: Voyager: Ashes to Ashes  Rewatch   Season 6, Episode 18

Harry and his crewmates encounter an unfamiliar face on a familiar name: Ensign Lyndsay Ballard. (Well, okay, familiar to THEM.) [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Apr 19 at 3:32 AM - 6 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Spirit Folk  Rewatch   Season 6, Episode 17

The characters in the Fair Haven holoprogram begin to suspect the Voyager crew after they witness several "supernatural" occurrences. [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Apr 16 at 6:29 AM - 12 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Collective  Rewatch   Season 6, Episode 16

When your cube looks kind of weird and you wish that you weren't there / Just disable your ocular scanning graft and you can be anywhere / I like diagnostics! / I like romance! / I like astrophysics! / I like non-leather pants![more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Apr 12 at 2:57 AM - 9 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Tsunkatse  Rewatch   Season 6, Episode 15

"When America's smackdown hero takes on Voyager's battlestar babe, worlds will collide!" Are you not entertained? [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Apr 9 at 9:11 AM - 2 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Memorial  Rewatch   Season 6, Episode 14

From Burbank Studios, it's the Colgate Toothpaste Nakan Massacre Hour! This week's special guests: the crew of the starship Voyager! [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Apr 5 at 2:50 AM - 12 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Virtuoso  Rewatch   Season 6, Episode 13

Solo amore/ Quando fuggeva lontano/ Speri invano ma non torni più./ Speri invano ma non torna più. [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Apr 2 at 6:42 AM - 5 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Blink of an Eye  Rewatch   Season 6, Episode 12

Attention! The Prefect of Audiovisual Programming has decreed that the latest iteration of The Skyship Chronicles must be fit for retransmission in random sequence; therefore, heavily-serialized plotlines are officially forbidden. And it will have not one, not two, but FIVE cute kids. [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Mar 29 at 2:45 AM - 17 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Fair Haven  Rewatch   Season 6, Episode 11

[stuck between Trekkifying an old Irish joke and filking "Fairytale of New York"] OK, the crew goes to a stereotypical Irish village on the holodeck, and it starts raining, and there's this guy who's just standing out in the rain, and Tuvok goes, "Illogical." The pub owner says, "Don't mind him, he's Paddy O'Furniture." OK, so I went with the joke, sue me. [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Mar 26 at 7:49 AM - 16 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Pathfinder  Rewatch   Season 6, Episode 10

"I'll hold the beast off!" Seoni cried as she stepped up to the dragon, her staff flaring with defensive fire. Merisiel looked to the hulking… uh, hang on [shuffles index cards] combat maneuver defense? Um, these must be for a different— wait, since when do I even use index cards? [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Mar 22 at 2:54 AM - 7 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: The Voyager Conspiracy  Rewatch   Season 6, Episode 9

Tricobalt explosives can't destroy tetryon reactors--CARETAKER WAS AN INSIDE JOB [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Mar 19 at 7:32 AM - 7 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: One Small Step  Rewatch   Season 6, Episode 8

My god… It's full of space garbage… [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Mar 15 at 3:15 AM - 4 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Dragon's Teeth  Rewatch   Season 6, Episode 7

Voyager has one of its strangest encounters yet when it comes across a human serviette wearing a tam o' shanter--wait [peers at index card] sorry, I thought that it said "Nardwuar"--why the heck am I still using index cards in the twenty-first century, anyway? We're getting warp drive in a few decades! [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Mar 12 at 7:19 AM - 5 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Riddles  Rewatch   Season 6, Episode 6

What has he got in his Vulcan brainses? [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Mar 8 at 2:31 AM - 6 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Alice  Rewatch   Season 6, Episode 5

We all float down here, Harry!--uh, wait [shuffles index cards] all work and no play makes Kathryn a dull girl--no, that's not right [shuffles them some more] the man in black fled across the quadrant, and the starship followed--damnit [starts looking through them one by one] ah, here we go... [looks up] do we have a "Larry Gene Blanton" here? [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Mar 5 at 7:37 AM - 4 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Tinker, Tenor, Doctor, Spy  Rewatch   Season 6, Episode 4

Do holograms dream of electric women? [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Mar 2 at 5:00 AM - 10 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Barge of the Dead  Rewatch   Season 6, Episode 3

"What's the hold-up, First Mate?" "Well, captain, we seem to have run aground on... a giant clot." "What the--" "Well, it is a river of blood, sir." [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Feb 26 at 6:46 AM - 12 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Survival Instinct  Rewatch   Season 6, Episode 2

"Hey, Seven of Nine! Long time no see! This is gonna be a great opportunity for us to reconnect." [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Feb 22 at 3:03 AM - 13 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Equinox, Part II  Rewatch   Season 6, Episode 1

(Part 2 of 2; discussion of Part 1 is here.) So you think you are strong because you can survive the soft cushions. Well, we shall see. Chakotay! Put him in the Comfy Chair! [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Feb 19 at 6:27 AM - 20 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Equinox  Rewatch   Season 5, Episode 26

(Part 1 of 2; season finale) I'm gonna start my OWN Starfleet! With blackjack! And hookers! …You know what: forget the Starfleet! [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Feb 15 at 2:56 AM - 7 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Warhead  Rewatch   Season 5, Episode 25

"What is my purpose in life?" "To blow up real good." "B-but I wanted to do so much more than that! I want to travel, a-and take some online classes, and--" "But what about the earth-shattering kaboom?" "Oh, OK, then." [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Feb 12 at 7:16 AM - 19 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Relativity  Rewatch   Season 5, Episode 24

As she tours her new command—the U.S.S. Voyager—while it's still in drydock, Captain Kathryn Janeway experiences a series of inexplicable anomalies, even before setting out for the Badlands. It seems she'd better … take care. [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Feb 8 at 3:03 AM - 8 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: 11:59  Rewatch   Season 5, Episode 23

Let us go back to the waning days and hours of the twentieth century, when controversy surrounded the construction of the Millennium Gate, a monumental, kilometer-tall building that towered over rural Indiana and--wait, what? [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Feb 5 at 7:40 AM - 41 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Someone to Watch Over Me  Rewatch   Season 5, Episode 22

What is…kiss? Teach me your Earthling concept of…love… [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Feb 1 at 3:34 AM - 13 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Juggernaut   Rewatch   Season 5, Episode 21

"Somebody set up us the bomb." "All your waste are belong to us. You have no chance to survive make your time..." [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Jan 29 at 8:23 AM - 12 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Think Tank  Rewatch   Season 5, Episode 20

Yes, I did hire bounty hunters to kidnap Seven of Nine. Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I'm sorry, I'm gonna have to plead ignorance on this thing, because if I had known that sort of thing was frowned upon… [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Jan 25 at 3:28 AM - 3 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: The Fight  Rewatch   Season 5, Episode 19

It's the eye of Chakotay/ It's the thrill of the fight/ Rising up to the chaos of our rival/ And the neuroatypical/ Maquis Mauler guy/ Will get us through this mess with the eye... of Chakotay! [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Jan 22 at 7:26 AM - 12 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Course: Oblivion  Rewatch   Season 5, Episode 18

The crew of Voyager must overcome a deadly threat involving sentient, diseased goo …which means that only Odo and Bashir can save them! (Too bad they're not in this show.) [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Jan 18 at 3:27 AM - 35 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: The Disease  Rewatch   Season 5, Episode 17

Never know how much I love you, never know how much I care/ When you put your arms around me, I get a fever that's so hard to bear/ You give me fever - when you kiss me, fever when you hold me tight/ Fever - from an alien virus, fever through the cosmic night. [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Jan 15 at 6:21 AM - 8 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Dark Frontier  Rewatch   Season 5, Episode 15

These are the voyages of the starship Raven. Its ill-conceived mission: to explore a strange new quadrant with a crew of two…to deliberately seek out the Borg Collective…to boldly perish like no human has perished before! [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Jan 11 at 2:52 AM - 17 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Bliss  Rewatch   Season 5, Episode 14

"From hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake--" [turns over index cards, frowns] "--wait, this one is marked 'TWOK" and this other one says 'First Contact'--how many times have these been used?" [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Jan 8 at 8:29 AM - 16 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Gravity  Rewatch   Season 5, Episode 13

Or: "The One Where Voyager Finally, Actually, Really Runs Out of Shuttlecraft (J/K, Not Really)" [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Jan 4 at 3:02 AM - 10 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Bride of Chaotica!  Rewatch   Season 5, Episode 12

The Adventures of Captain Proton, Chapter 18: "Bride of Chaotica" The evil Dr. Chaotica kidnaps Constance Goodheart and plans to sacrifice her to Arachnia, Queen of the Spider People. Captain Proton travels millions of miles to Planet X, where he will invade the Fortress of Doom. Chaotica fires his fiendish death ray--certain death for Proton, as his rocket ship bursts into flames. "We didn't burst into flames in the last chapter. Why are these recaps always so inaccurate?" [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Jan 1 at 1:16 PM - 9 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Latent Image  Rewatch   Season 5, Episode 11

Or: "One of Our Hologram's Memories Is Missing" [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Dec 28, 2017 at 6:31 AM - 8 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Counterpoint  Rewatch   Season 5, Episode 10

Thoughtcrime doubleplusungood! [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Dec 24, 2017 at 8:27 AM - 5 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Thirty Days  Rewatch   Season 5, Episode 9

♫ You just a terrorist, Mistah Tom Paris / Now you been busted, an' Janeway is flustered / Screw wit' our ocean, you get a demotion / Undah dah seeeea! ♫ [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Dec 21, 2017 at 12:05 PM - 10 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Nothing Human  Rewatch   Season 5, Episode 8

And what did you do during the war, Doctor's new holo-colleague? [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Dec 18, 2017 at 6:31 AM - 30 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Infinite Regress  Rewatch   Season 5, Episode 7

Seven of Nine is an individual, but she's also a Borg, but the Borg are also all of their assimilated species, which means Seven is all of them, but she's an individual, but she's still a Borg… [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Dec 14, 2017 at 3:24 AM - 17 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Timeless  Rewatch   Season 5, Episode 6

Things that I would tell the younger me: 1) Winning lottery numbers; 2) [redacted]; 3) If you never ask her out, you'll always wonder; 4) Don't crash the starship. [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Dec 11, 2017 at 6:24 AM - 21 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Once Upon a Time  Rewatch   Season 5, Episode 5

Good night moon… Good night shuttlecraft… Good night ion storm… Good night Mom, buried under the moon… [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Dec 7, 2017 at 3:27 AM - 8 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: In the Flesh  Rewatch   Season 5, Episode 4

So ya/ Thought ya/ Might like to catch up on the show/ To feel the warm thrill of confusion/ That Academy cadet glow/ Tell me is something eluding you, Starfleet?/ Is Boothby not what you expected to see?/ If you want to find out what's behind these odd eyes/ You'll just have to scan your way through this disguise! [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Dec 4, 2017 at 6:53 AM - 14 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Extreme Risk  Rewatch   Season 5, Episode 3

Therapy the Maquis Way, 47th Edition - Chapter 1: When and How to Sucker-Punch Your Subordinates - Chapter 2: 19th-Century Earth Literature as Coping Mechanism - Chapter 3: So You're the Only Survivor of Your Cell's Extermination - Chapter 4: There Are Four Lights: Enduring Cardassian Incarceration - Chapter 5: How to Disable Holographic Safeties [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Nov 30, 2017 at 3:21 AM - 17 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Drone  Rewatch   Season 5, Episode 2

Hey! You got Borg nanoprobes in my 29th-century tech! You got 29th-century tech in my Borg nanoprobes! Hmmm... two great techs that tech great together! [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Nov 27, 2017 at 8:15 AM - 17 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Night  Rewatch   Season 5, Episode 1

There's something about this that's so black, it's like how much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None more black. [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Nov 23, 2017 at 5:27 AM - 7 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Hope and Fear  Rewatch   Season 4, Episode 26

@janewayornoway hey looks like were going home early SF sent us a new ship looks sharp and is hella fast im sure it isnt some sort of trick #loljk #AsIf #WasntBornYesterday #LucyCharlieBrownAndTheFootball [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Nov 20, 2017 at 7:31 AM - 8 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: One  Rewatch   Season 4, Episode 25

Personal log, Seven of Nine, stardate 51932.4. We are on a thirty-six year mission to the Crab Nebula. …You know, they say sometimes people go CRAZY on these long trips. They get the… SPACE… MADNESS! Heh. Space madness. [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Nov 16, 2017 at 2:28 AM - 11 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Demon  Rewatch   Season 4, Episode 24

Voyager is about to run out of gas, and locates a planet with a fuel supply, but it's an incredibly hostile environment. However, Harry Kim has a plan that may get them the deuterium that they need. Will his plan succeed, and if so, will he finally get that long-overdue promotion? (Ha! As if. But, seriously though.) [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Nov 13, 2017 at 7:49 AM - 9 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Living Witness  Rewatch   Season 4, Episode 23

The programs you depend on the most should always be backed up. And if you misplace that backup? …You're history. [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Nov 9, 2017 at 2:52 AM - 15 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Unforgettable  Rewatch   Season 4, Episode 22

Unforgettable/That's what you are/Unforgettable/Uh... wish on a star?/Da da da da da/That's inedible/Something something something unforgettable/Thinks that I am unforgettable too! [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Nov 6, 2017 at 7:12 AM - 11 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: The Omega Directive  Rewatch   Season 4, Episode 21

What kind of threat can induce a Starfleet crew to ignore the Prime Directive? …Besides wanting to get back to the Alpha Quadrant, or encountering a society run by a computer, or becoming a Bajoran god, or a crew member's xenophilia, or civil war in the Klingon Empire, or the lure of a high-speed dune buggy ride on Kolarus III… BESIDES all those. [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Nov 2, 2017 at 3:14 AM - 24 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Vis à Vis  Rewatch   Season 4, Episode 20

Sometimes a guy just wants to kick back and work on his imaginary bitchin' Camaro without being hassled, but Tom Paris is about to have a freaky Friday... [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Oct 30, 2017 at 7:09 AM - 9 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: The Killing Game  Rewatch   Season 4, Episode 18

Holodeck Nazis. …I hate Holodeck Nazis. [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Oct 26, 2017 at 2:56 AM - 11 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Retrospect  Rewatch   Season 4, Episode 17

This week on Star Trek: Afterschool Special: false memory syndrome--threat or menace? [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Oct 23, 2017 at 6:27 AM - 13 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Prey  Rewatch   Season 4, Episode 16

♫ You're on this hunt with me / The pickin's have been fine / And yet before this mission is over / You might just cross the line / You might defy your captain / She's one you don't betrayyy / And sooo the best that I can doooo / Iiiiis… ♫ [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Oct 19, 2017 at 2:59 AM - 15 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Hunters  Rewatch   Season 4, Episode 15

It’s mail call at the 4077thon Voyager, and RadarNeelix is the most popular man in campon the ship, fighting off hordes of personnel looking for their letters from home... [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Oct 16, 2017 at 7:53 AM - 12 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Message in a Bottle  Rewatch   Season 4, Episode 14

On a high-stakes solo mission to the Alpha Quadrant, the Doctor runs afoul of Romulan shipjackers and his very own next generation. Luckily, he brought the right…equipment. [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Oct 12, 2017 at 2:55 AM - 26 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Waking Moments  Rewatch   Season 4, Episode 13

In dreams, I walk with you/In dreams, I talk to you--wait, have we met before? [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Oct 9, 2017 at 6:58 AM - 9 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Mortal Coil  Rewatch   Season 4, Episode 12

Or: "The One Where You Suddenly Feel Kind of Bad About All Those 'Killing Off Neelix' Jokes" [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Oct 4, 2017 at 3:09 PM - 13 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Concerning Flight  Rewatch   Season 4, Episode 11

Well, you don't know what we can find/Why don't you come with me Janeway/On an ornithopter ride/You don't know what we can see/Why don't you 'splain your tech to me/Holoemitter will set us free [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Oct 2, 2017 at 6:40 AM - 6 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Random Thoughts  Rewatch   Season 4, Episode 10

This planet's too chilly. Should've worn my "Engineering Smock." Except it makes me look pregnant. Heh, that'd freak Tom out. This market looks like the one on Sikaris. Wonder if Janeway noticed. Maybe I'll point it out! Yeah right, maybe if I want my head torn off. That kid's got weird socks. At least these people have invented socks. Ughh, so bored. Socks are actually a pretty good idea, really. Oh good, now these guys are staring at me. What, you've never seen an alien that doesn't look human before? Okay, now THIS petaQ's in my space bubble. If you don't step off RIGHT now, I'm gonna reach down your throat and RIP OUT your SPINE and cram it back UP YOUR ASS SIDEWAYS!! [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Sep 28, 2017 at 3:07 AM - 21 comments

Star Trek: Voyager: Year of Hell, Part II  Rewatch   Season 4, Episode 9

Goodbye my love/Maybe for forever/Goodbye my love/The tide waits for me/Who knows when we shall meet again/If ever/But time/Keeps flowing like a river (on and on)/To the sea/To the sea/Till it's gone forever/Gone forever/Gone forevermore [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Sep 25, 2017 at 6:34 AM - 18 comments

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