FanFare

AKA "The Littlest, Nastiest Robot" or "This Is Not Your Father's Redemption Arc" [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Oct 6, 2022 - 16 comments

Dal makes the mistake of bringing his old Ferengi friend along to a world of sound and fury. [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Jan 13, 2022 - 7 comments

After confronting his foster brother about violating the Prime Directive, Worf finds that his reassuring words ring a little holo. [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Oct 29, 2021 - 9 comments

Ambassador Alkar comes aboard the Enterprise and helps Deanna get stoned, but not in a good way. [CW: sci-fi assault, Troi episode…but I repeat myself] [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Jun 24, 2021 - 8 comments

This week on Sikla Medical Facility: Dr. Berel's job is at stake when a patient arrives with bizarre medical conditions like having fingers. Is he even a Malcorian—or a space alien? New Sikla, next daily broadcast…and maybe THEY are watching too! [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Feb 4, 2021 - 16 comments

When a pre-warp people begin worshipping Picard as a god, he just figures it's the Pasadena Star Trek convention all over again. [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Sep 28, 2020 - 15 comments

"In a situation like this, we have to be cautious. What we do today, may profoundly affect the future. If we could see every possible outcome..." "But, sir, it's an adorable child." *sigh* [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Aug 21, 2020 - 13 comments

Hello and welcome to the Velara III terraforming station! I'll be your tour guide through this absolutely safe and incident-free look at every excruciating detail of hydrological engineering! [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Jun 1, 2020 - 21 comments

Riker leads an away team to a planet dominated by women. Picard is sickened. Any connection? Surprisingly, none whatsoever! [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on May 18, 2020 - 20 comments

Wesley's junior sports blooper becomes a Prime Directive kerfuffle, pitting Picard against the Planet of the Jogging WASPs and (naturally) their all-powerful god. [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Apr 27, 2020 - 30 comments

Chakotay and Seven crash-land Voyager's 8,347th shuttle within the lands of a primitive tribe. Meanwhile, Tom Paris is a soul in tension that's learning to fly, condition grounded but determined to try. [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Jul 26, 2018 - 6 comments

There was me, that is Iko, and my convict droogs, rescued from our prison transport by a Human ship captained by quite the hardened devotchka. But soon, I viddied a holographic doctor putting some manner of Borg technology in me gulliver. You can imagine the surprise, O my brothers and only friends, when I found that all me desire for tolchocking and the like had vanished. I was cured all right… but doomed nonetheless to snuff it. [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Jun 28, 2018 - 11 comments

On a primitive planet inhabited by warlike humanoids with a robust theater tradition, Torres is bitten by the acting bug, and there's no hypospray for that. [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on May 3, 2018 - 7 comments

♫ You just a terrorist, Mistah Tom Paris / Now you been busted, an' Janeway is flustered / Screw wit' our ocean, you get a demotion / Undah dah seeeea! ♫ [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Dec 21, 2017 - 11 comments

Please, come to our planet of pleasure. We ask nothing at all in return. To give you pleasure gives us pleasure. I assure you, ours is a world where nothing can possi-blie go wrong. …PossiBLY go wrong. …That's the first thing that's…ever gone wrong. [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Feb 2, 2017 - 18 comments