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The show follows the exploits of Dazzle Novak, an idiotic detective who commits more crimes than the criminals he tries to lock up. With the glamorous, tyrannical, chief Pizzaz Miller ...

Moonbeam City: The Wedding of Rad (Lie)  Season 1, Episode 10

The Deluxiado crime family opens a new casino, the Thermospherion, and Pizzaz decide it's time to hunt the extremely elusive Don Segatore. By a stroke of luck (or two or even three), Rad gets him and sets the plot in motion. [more inside]
posted by lmfsilva on Dec 10, 2015 at 3:09 AM - 2 comments

Moonbeam City: The Legend of Circuit Lake  Season 1, Episode 9

After Dazzle sweet-talks a compromising tape from Rad's past out of records, Rad finds a mysterious stranger that helps Rad go into cyberspace and jack off Dazzle
posted by lmfsilva on Dec 3, 2015 at 4:25 PM - 1 comment

Moonbeam City: Stuntzstravaganza  Season 1, Episode 8

As Dazzle loses his #1 parking space to Rad in a tight street race, he turns to the only person that can help with the quintriple flip ‘n split stunt - his father Razzle (Adam West). As he ventures into the world of professional stuntmen, Rad can't find his parking stub, and the situation escalates from there.
posted by lmfsilva on Nov 19, 2015 at 2:15 AM - 3 comments

Moonbeam City: Cop Con  Season 1, Episode 7

Pizzaz cuts a deal so that the gangs don't overtake the city while every officer is on Moonbeam City's Gigaplace Hoteloplex for the yearly police department convention. While inside the convention things take a darker turn, outside they get to experience life without the police.
posted by lmfsilva on Nov 12, 2015 at 1:27 AM - 1 comment

Moonbeam City: Lasers and Liars  Season 1, Episode 6

The team gears up for the Laser Ball, except Dazzle is benched due to his latest fiasco, and Rad is going as a guest because he's one of the Moonbeam City elite, so it's up to Chrysalis to run security at the ball. Dazzle crashes the party and gets tangled in Pizzaz's hyper-wealthy (and despicable) family feud, while Rad's lies become increasingly ridiculous while trying to show off for his fellow rich men.
posted by filthy light thief on Nov 10, 2015 at 7:41 AM - 5 comments

Moonbeam City: Glitzotrene: One Town’s Seduction  Season 1, Episode 5

To prevent Mayor Eo Jaxxon (Powers Boothe) from dismantling Moonbeam City's police department and moving everyone to the fire department to work for Sizzle Conrad (Trace Adkins), the police cook up a drug epidemic to get national attention and become heroes once again.
posted by filthy light thief on Nov 10, 2015 at 7:30 AM - 1 comment

Moonbeam City: Quest for Aquatica  Season 1, Episode 4

Dazzle presents his report on murder statistics (shot, stab and shabbed) in Moonbeam City, and it's his birthday! During the party, he meets Commander Blade H. Tate (Patrick Warburton), Chrysalis father, but Pizzazz wants him to attend the mandatory CPR classes. After escaping the police station, he re-opens a suicide investigation by Rad, the unwanted third testicle on the dick of life, and then things get weird.
posted by lmfsilva on Oct 16, 2015 at 7:33 AM - 2 comments

Moonbeam City: The Strike Visualizer Strikes Again  Season 1, Episode 3

Dazzle starts a friendship with an artist. Meanwhile, a killer called the Moonbeam Maniac is terrorizing the city.
posted by cashman on Oct 2, 2015 at 12:07 PM - 2 comments

Moonbeam City: Lights! Camera! Reenaction!  Season 1, Episode 2

Following the arrest of a vicious bicycle thief during Moonbeam City's 8th Annual Children's Rave, Dazzle is invited to appear on true-crime show Crime Zappers by host Vex Mullery (John O'Hurley). However, after being underwhelmed by the production values of television reenactment, he takes control of the shooting and everything spirals out of control.
posted by lmfsilva on Sep 24, 2015 at 1:43 AM - 3 comments

Moonbeam City: Mall Hath No Fury  Season 1, Episode 1

After failing to arrest up-and-coming criminal El Diablo Malo, Dazzle Novak is tasked to capture him in 5 days, or lose his #1 cop mug... for good. This until he discovers a new assignment, and this time, his heart is in charge. [more inside]
posted by lmfsilva on Sep 17, 2015 at 9:30 AM - 6 comments