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Rewatch! Joel Robinson returns to the SOL to riff this movie about a private paranormal investigator who works the seedy demonic underworld of Mobile, Alabama. It's a bit like Constantine, and while it's very low budget it's a fun movie! Released in 2019, at the moment this is the most recent movie MST3K has done. Of particular note, a couple of months ago the makers held a Kickstarter to make a sequel and appealed to MSTies to help fund it, and they were successful! Previously.
posted by JHarris on Jun 15, 2023 - 0 comments

The Legends adopt the buddy system while hunting a mystical being that is attacking a children's summer camp. Constantine dons shorts. Ray makes his own lanyard. Sara teaches Ava about childhood. Mick shares a drink with Charlie while Zari and Charlie clash. [more inside]
posted by sardonyx on Nov 13, 2018 - 11 comments

The Legends are back and they've picked up some mystical help. [more inside]
posted by sardonyx on Feb 12, 2018 - 12 comments

Oliver calls in a favor from old friend John Constantine when things with Sara take a turn for the worse. [more inside]
posted by numaner on Nov 6, 2015 - 12 comments

Jim Corrigan calls John and Zed down to New Orleans to help with the case of a dessicated security guard; Papa Midnite attempts to claim a bounty on John's life.
posted by Small Dollar on Feb 14, 2015 - 14 comments

John discovers people at a hospital are being murdered because of shards of a prehistorically shattered diamond made of pure evil, to which contact with a human causes insane rage, doubled strength and a desire to kill. Yeah, you read that right.
posted by Brandon Blatcher on Feb 7, 2015 - 6 comments

John is sent to help an old friend at Ivy University, where students have figured out how to get to an alternate dimension - only to be met by a killer. [more inside]
posted by Brandon Blatcher on Jan 30, 2015 - 5 comments

John, Zed and Chas race to save Chas's daughter after her soul is taken by an evil wizard.
posted by Brandon Blatcher on Jan 25, 2015 - 3 comments

John saves himself from the invunche by possessing himself with the demon Pazuzu, but before he can self-exorcise, Pazuzu takes control of his body and kills five gang members, landing John in jail.
posted by Small Dollar on Jan 17, 2015 - 6 comments

John and Chas investigate a child abduction in a Mexican convent as a favor to a member of John's Newcastle crew and discover the ancient forces behind the rising darkness. Back in Georgia, Zed's past comes back to haunt her.
posted by Small Dollar on Dec 13, 2014 - 7 comments

John and Zed visit a Kentucky preacher with supernatural healing powers and discover he has a connection to an angel.
posted by Small Dollar on Dec 5, 2014 - 10 comments

John must set aside misgivings about exorcising a child when a malevolent spirit takes over a young boy.
posted by oh yeah! on Nov 29, 2014 - 9 comments

John teams up with Papa Midnite in New Orleans to exorcise some ghosts.
posted by Small Dollar on Nov 22, 2014 - 12 comments

An old friend from John's past, Gary Lester, shows up, bringing his addictions and a dark force with him. John must clean up the problem, while Zed tries to learn more about John through Gary. [more inside]
posted by insert.witticism.here on Nov 14, 2014 - 17 comments

John and Zed go to Chicago to investigate the mysterious suicide of one of John's old friends. The culprit turns out to be an old acetate blues record containing the voice of the First of the Fallen himself. But the Constan-team aren't the only people looking for the record - John's old adversary Papa Midnite, an evil Voodoo priest, wants the record for himself.
posted by Small Dollar on Nov 8, 2014 - 12 comments

"Based on the wildly popular comic book series 'Hellblazer' from DC Comics, seasoned demon hunter and master of the occult John Constantine (Matt Ryan, 'Criminal Minds') is armed with a ferocious knowledge of the dark arts and a wickedly naughty wit. He fights the good fight - or at least he did. With his soul already damned to hell, he's decided to abandon his campaign against evil until a series of events thrusts him back into the fray, and he'll do whatever it takes to protect the innocent. With the balance of good and evil on the line‎, Constantine will use his skills to travel the country, find the supernatural terrors that threaten our world and send them back where they belong. After that, who knows... maybe there's hope for him and his soul after all." Series premiere.
posted by homunculus on Oct 25, 2014 - 54 comments