Rude Tales of Magic

Branson Reese and his jester's retinue, Christopher Hastings, Carly Monardo, Tim Platt, Joe Lepore, and Ali Fisher, buck and bumble through the magical backwater world of Cordelia. One hopes you enjoy both japes AND scrapes, because honestly, it would be impossible to disentangle one from the other, given their profound entwinement in this particular piece of entertainment. Produced by Taylor Moore @ Fortunate Horse.

Episodes

Podcast: Rude Tales of Magic: [Miniseries] Come at the King: Chapter 3

From low life hit men to haute couture fisticuffs, this week our not-so-merry band of journeymen killers-for-hire bounce from frying pan to fire as they find a way to turn even the acts of sleeping and buying a new shirt into high stakes emotional battles of life, death and of course...FASHION. hon hon hon.
posted by yellowbinder on Jul 2 at 3:05 PM - 1 comment

Podcast: Rude Tales of Magic: [Miniseries] Come At the King: Chapter 2

The blast from the past continues as our would be assassins delve into the sultry Suggestions District, on the lookout for an infamous bugbear femme fatale and her terrible secret about the Emperor. From outré vice to the inner circles of Payola's aristocracy, the mission to end the Emperor blunders ahead, but what illicit ears listen from the city's dark shadows?
posted by yellowbinder on Jun 17 at 5:40 AM - 4 comments

Podcast: Rude Tales of Magic: [NEW Miniseries!] Come At The King: Chapter 1

While the original Rude Tales gang waits out quarantine in Stirfry’s pocket (no food), here's a tale from Cordelia's mysterious past: COME AT THE KING, a miniseries set 500 years before the events of Rude Tales!
posted by yellowbinder on May 21 at 11:53 AM - 3 comments

Podcast: Rude Tales of Magic: Mountaintop (with special guest star Brennan Lee Mulligan)

"Regarding that principle, the Buddha often said to the bhikùus, “You should know that the Dharma which I speak is like a raft. The raft is used to cross the sea of suffering — birth and death. Before you have ended birth and death, you use the raft in cultivation. Once you have ended birth and death, you should put the raft aside. If you do not put the raft aside you have an attachment." -The Diamond Sutra
posted by yellowbinder on May 21 at 11:51 AM - 5 comments

Podcast: Rude Tales of Magic: Pack Your Bags

Chickens come home to roost as our heroes juggle obligations old and new. Backs are stabbed. Deals are made. Loyalty is pledged. The long arm of the law doesn't bend, and destiny (or destruction?) tightens its grip. Meanwhile....the mountaintop awaits.
posted by yellowbinder on May 21 at 11:50 AM - 3 comments

Podcast: Rude Tales of Magic: A Murder of Crows

One loose thread hunts another in the shadowed labyrinth of Scrum North, the erstwhile temple-cum-Kenku bandit hideaway. Blades in the dark. Betrayals remembered. Promises made. A new power dips a toe in the water. Can we escape our past? Would we even want to?
posted by yellowbinder on Apr 13 at 11:31 AM - 1 comment

Podcast: Rude Tales of Magic: Rude Tales of Magic presents "Married to the Sea" LIVE at Union Hall

This episode of Rude Tales of Magic was recorded live in front of a studio audience. Also, it's non-canon so anyone ESPECIALLY STIRFRY can die.
posted by yellowbinder on Apr 13 at 11:30 AM - 2 comments

Podcast: Rude Tales of Magic: Boys Boys Boys

An uncouth cadre of daredevil saviors waylay our heroes on their journey to destroy the bandits in the north, but perhaps this rambunctious new sect has exactly what our friends so desperately need even if they themselves do not know they need it? Secrets are divined! Hidden romance uncovered! The past comes back to haunt! Tomorrow, in this petty pace, creeps day to day!
posted by yellowbinder on Mar 12 at 5:54 PM - 2 comments

Podcast: Rude Tales of Magic: All the Little Ants

Froggie went a courtin' and when he did ride, DANGER must surely follow. Our heroes find themselves in the good graces and iron clutches of one Mr. Scrum Fabulous, the gadabout flycatcher and never not plotting crime lord of Soaking Valley. What choice will they make regarding his offer they can't refuse? Must all reunions be brief? Must all goodbyes be Irish? Answers inside! [more inside]
posted by EndsOfInvention on Feb 26 at 3:59 AM - 6 comments

Podcast: Rude Tales of Magic: Buggin' Out

Live free or die? Eat or get eaten? Are you in, or are you out? It's a wild night in the Soaking Valley County Jail as our heroes fight for their freedom and their lives when a jailbreak gets out of control. Exits must be taken. And choices? Ain't so such thing as easy ones, and they all gotta get made, babeee.
posted by yellowbinder on Feb 11 at 3:25 PM - 6 comments

Podcast: Rude Tales of Magic: The Cave and The Mistress

Captured! Desperate! And...Deadly? The gang races, and riddles, to save their friends from the completely reasonable consequences of their own actions. Missions are accepted and secrets are, you guessed it, revealed. Can justice be averted? Can the group dynamic ever heal? What's YOUR Hungry Boy Score? All this and more, NOW!
posted by EndsOfInvention on Jan 28 at 9:40 AM - 6 comments

Podcast: Rude Tales of Magic: Brothers Keeper

Doo doo goes in toilet / And so does little pee pee / And you will be the one to put / Both in it 👏👏
posted by Rock Steady on Jan 15 at 4:10 AM - 5 comments

Podcast: Rude Tales of Magic: Kebin

We got a Kebin situation.
posted by yellowbinder on Dec 26, 2019 at 4:21 PM - 6 comments

Podcast: Rude Tales of Magic: When You're Here

Exhausted and fed up, our heroes battle and cajole their way through the last leg of the Teenage Woods and its ridiculous denizens. But what lies beyond? After all this, can you go home again? And what might you find there? Can our heroes bear the revelations of the Dawn house? Can you?
posted by yellowbinder on Dec 18, 2019 at 7:18 AM - 5 comments

Podcast: Rude Tales of Magic: Fools Crush In (LIVE in Brooklyn)

The gang is whisked away by a malevolent, though romantic, force who will pry every secret from their most hidden hearts! Can they survive his psychological gauntlet? What truth will out? This was the first ever live show, recorded in Brooklyn New York.
posted by yellowbinder on Dec 17, 2019 at 7:29 AM - 3 comments

Podcast: Rude Tales of Magic: Dial E for Elf

When a rich, protestant elf gets epsteined (murdered) at the posh Lindseyngham Manor, our heroes must become the crack investigators they were always meant to be. Listen as they ruthlessly interrogate witnesses, brilliantly analyze evidence, and work as a team to explore all the potential angles in this well-structured whodunit!
posted by yellowbinder on Dec 11, 2019 at 7:56 AM - 5 comments

Podcast: Rude Tales of Magic: Mother Knows Best

It's a family reunion...of sorts, when our heroes are introduced to their mysterious host in the heart of The Nest. Who or what is She? What dark trials must our heroes best? What will be the horrible price of their freedom? If sweat is the pee of the skin, is spit the pee of the mouth? ALL WILL BE ANSWERED in... Mother Knows Best!
posted by yellowbinder on Dec 9, 2019 at 10:01 AM - 3 comments

Podcast: Rude Tales of Magic: Down for the Count

Metaphorically at-sea and literally in-woods, our heroes struggle to survive encounters with the natives and wildlife of the Teenage Forest. Thirsty provincial royalty, swarms of altered beasts, secret societies, ancient mad scientists, and more await our heroes in the dark hollows of the great woods on this night. But will they all live to see the dawn?
posted by yellowbinder on Dec 7, 2019 at 12:53 PM - 8 comments

Podcast: Rude Tales of Magic: Class Dismissed

The beginning! What a fine place to start. We meet our nascent heroes in the throes of the beginning of the sunset of their scholastic salad days. Demon possessions, ominous warnings, and threats from Hell itself auger ill and trouble. Can they matriculate from danger to destiny? Can they graduate magna cum...adventure? [more inside]
posted by yellowbinder on Dec 5, 2019 at 12:21 PM - 7 comments