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The mummified body of Imhotep is shipped to a museum in London, where he once again wakes and begins his campaign of rage and terror. [more inside]
posted by Carillon on Nov 17, 2022 - 1 comment

Nearly 5,000 years after he was bestowed with the almighty powers of the Egyptian gods--and imprisoned just as quickly--Black Adam (Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson) is freed from his earthly tomb, ready to unleash his unique form of justice on the modern world. [more inside]
posted by DirtyOldTown on Oct 24, 2022 - 21 comments

An Interpol agent tracks the world's most wanted art thief. [more inside]
posted by Carillon on Nov 14, 2021 - 22 comments

Based on Disneyland's theme park ride where a small riverboat takes a group of travelers through a jungle filled with dangerous animals and reptiles but with a supernatural element.
posted by ellieBOA on Jul 31, 2021 - 17 comments

When wrestlers start dropping out of Lia's Battle Royal, she suspects a rival promoter may be to blame.
posted by ellieBOA on Mar 3, 2021 - 0 comments

Pennsylvania, 1987: Dwayne pretends he’s rich to impress popular girl Karen, but a date to Rocky’s wrestling match at the flea market risks exposing the truth. Stressed about money, Ata takes on a wealthy new client.
posted by ellieBOA on Feb 24, 2021 - 2 comments

As Dwayne Johnson runs for president in 2032, he reflects on his life that's shaped him into the man he is today, from growing up in a resilient family, to navigating rebellious teen years, to playing NCAA football.
posted by ellieBOA on Feb 18, 2021 - 5 comments

A former wrestler and his family make a living performing at small venues around the country while his kids dream of joining World Wrestling Entertainment. [more inside]
posted by ellieBOA on Jan 11, 2020 - 9 comments

Set in the futuristic landscape of Los Angeles on July 4, 2008, as it stands on the brink of social, economic and environmental disaster. Boxer Santaros (Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson) is an action star who's stricken with amnesia. His life intertwines with Krysta Now (Sarah Michelle Gellar), an adult film star developing her own reality television project, and Ronald Taverner (Sean William Scott), a Hermosa Beach police officer who holds the key to a vast conspiracy. Written and directed by Richard Kelly (Donnie Darko).
posted by DirtyOldTown on Jul 16, 2019 - 5 comments

Daniel Lugo, manager of the Sun Gym in 1990s Miami, decides that there is only one way to achieve his version of the American dream: extortion. To achieve his goal, he recruits musclemen Paul and Adrian as accomplices. Their plans turn increasingly violent in their execution, and a retired private investigator gets involved. [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack on Sep 2, 2018 - 5 comments

Framed and on the run, a former FBI agent must save his family from a blazing fire in the world's tallest building.
posted by ellieBOA on Aug 27, 2018 - 13 comments

Host: Dwayne Johnson, Musical Guest: Katy Perry [more inside]
posted by DizzyOnBugSpray on May 20, 2017 - 27 comments

Episode F8, in which a haka is performed with great fierceness (Go Red Dragons!), Helen Mirren chews scenery, and we learn a Most Important Lesson: The only thing more important than family is...MOAR FAMILY! [more inside]
posted by Orange Dinosaur Slide on Apr 23, 2017 - 22 comments

A tough aspiring chef is hired to bring home a mobster's son from the Amazon but becomes involved in the fight against an oppressive town operator and the search for a legendary treasure. [more inside]
posted by joseph conrad is fully awesome on Sep 11, 2015 - 4 comments

Hobbs has Dominic and Brian reassemble their crew to take down a team of mercenaries, among whom is Dom's presumed deceased girlfriend, Letty. [more inside]
posted by the man of twists and turns on Aug 31, 2015 - 6 comments

Dominic Toretto and his crew of street racers plan a massive heist to buy their freedom while in the sights of a powerful Brazilian drug lord and a dangerous federal agent. [more inside]
posted by the man of twists and turns on Aug 2, 2015 - 9 comments

Franchise Viagra takes the reins for the fourth time, busting out "The Rock" Obama, paying tribute to his past with a deeply psychological take on wrestling feuds, and generally being charismatic and game for anything.
posted by Etrigan on Mar 29, 2015 - 11 comments