Saturday Night Live: Woody Harrelson / Billie Eilish Season 45, Ep 1
45th season opener [more inside]
Veronica Mars: Spring Break Forever Season 4, Ep 1
Panic spreads through Neptune when a bomb goes off during spring break. Veronica and Keith are hired by the wealthy family of one victim injured in the bombing to find out who is responsible.
iZombie: Thug Death Season 5, Ep 1
Liv and Clive try to solve a murder with no body and no brain. [more inside]
The 100: Sanctum Season 6, Ep 1
Still reeling after receiving Monty's message, a small group goes down to explore the mysterious new planet. Back on the Mothership, several members of Wonkru face the consequences of their decisions. [more inside]
Runaways: Gimmie Shelter Season 2, Ep 1
The kids struggle with their new lives as Runaways and Alex returns to Darius for help. PRIDE handles the fallout of their kids leaving and plan what to do about Johan. Meanwhile Jonah initiates a plan to build a new Dematerialization Box. [more inside]
+120 hrs from Lia Haddock's abduction. [more inside]
The Good Place: Everything is Bonzer! Season 3, Ep 1
Michael prevents the deaths of Eleanor, Chidi, Tahani, and Jason, hoping a second chance at life will allow them to become better people. [more inside]
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Josh's Ex-Girlfriend Wants Revenge Season 3, Ep 1
Abandoned at the altar, Rebecca works to plot her revenge; White Josh and Darryl have some problems to work on; Paula and Scott confront unusual issues in their marriage.
House of Cards: Chapter 53 Season 5, Ep 1
"I will not yield.... You have nothing to be afraid of." [more inside]
Veep: Omaha Season 6, Ep 1
A year after the ascension of Laura Montez, Selina goes on CBS This Morning to talk to co-host Dan about her foundation, but really she's trying to figure out how to get back into politics. Ben shoots her down, hard -- is this a redefinition of the show, or just a head-fake to get us back into the halls of power? [more inside]
A dangerous meeting in the last free place. [more inside]
The Originals: Gather Up The Killers First Watch Season 4, Ep 1
A time jump finds Hayley still in hiding, Marcel finding that 'Heavy is the head that wears the crown' and a mysterious occult / witch-magic threat looming in New Orleans. [more inside]
Nashville: The Wayfaring Stranger / Back in Baby's Arms Season 5, Ep 1
Rayna and Deacon face a new normal with Maddie now back home and Highway 65 struggling financially. The shocking news about Juliette creates a wave of emotions throughout Nashville and sets Rayna off on a journey of discovery. // Rayna approaches Deacon about making a concept album together. Scarlett can't bring herself to trust in Gunnar after all that's happened. Juliette seeks out her guardian angel. [more inside]
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.: The Ghost Season 4, Ep 1
Ghost Rider is coming, and S.H.I.E.L.D. will never be the same. [more inside]
Suits: To Trouble Season 6, Ep 1
Mike goes to prison and learns that it isn't Shawshank, but that doesn't mean it's a country club, either. In the meantime, everyone outside the main cast (plus Benjamin the IT Guy) has left the firm, and all their clients ever are suing for $100M because of Mike's fraudulent lawyerdom. [more inside]
Steven Universe: Super Watermelon Island Season 3, Ep 1
Steven finds out what the Watermelon Stevens got up to.
Veep: Morning After Season 5, Ep 1
The tie in the Electoral College may not be one. Selina has a stress pimple that drives the stock market into "Black Wednesday", and a plan to use Tom James. [more inside]
House of Cards: Chapter 40 Season 4, Ep 1
Claire has plans that don't involve being First Lady (including staying out of New Hampshire on the eve of the primary), but Frank and Doug cut them off. For now. [more inside]
Lucha Underground: A Much Darker Place Season 2, Ep 1
The Temple is open for business again. [more inside]
Galavant got a second season, and everyone on the show is as surprised as we are! In the first part, Gal and Richard are waylaid at a bar frequented by Richard's "uncle", and everyone else adjusts to their new place in society. In the second part, Izzy and Gal come to a less charitable appraisal of their memorable first kiss.
In the middle of the night, Pfc. Bowe Bergdahl grabs a notebook, snacks, water, some cash. Then he quietly slips off a remote U.S. Army outpost in eastern Afghanistan and into the dark, open desert. About 20 minutes later, it occurs to him: he's in over his head.
Adventure Time: Bonnie and Neddy Season 7, Ep 1
When the King of Ooo scares off Bubblegum's brother Neddy from the roots of the tree at the center of the Candy Kingdom, Finn and Jake seek out PB's help to keep the candy juice flowing.
Ash vs Evil Dead: El Jefe Season 1, Ep 1
Ash is back, baby. Groovy. [more inside]
Angel: Judgment Rewatch Season 2, Ep 1
Angel accidentally kills a demon serving as a champion to a pregnant human woman and takes his place in a fight to the death. [more inside]
Fargo: Waiting for Dutch Season 2, Ep 1
An unexpected turn of events at a diner disrupts the lives of the citizens in a small Minnesota town. [more inside]
Saturday Night Live: Miley Cyrus Season 41, Ep 1
The 41st season premiere brings us Miley Cyrus hosting for the third time (and musical-guesting for the second), only one new cast member (Jon Rudnitsky), and a not-at-all-surprise cameo from Hillary Clinton. [more inside]
You're the Worst: The Sweater People Season 2, Ep 1
Jimmy and Gretchen are afraid to stop their careening live-in relationship, even after her client forces her to use a flip phone because "Sleepy bitches only get to use phones made for hookers and drug addicts and irresponsible garbage people!" Lindsay tries to get back together with Paul, more or less on inertia, and Edgar helps talk her down.
Suits: Denial Season 5, Ep 1
Donna still wants to work for Louis, but Louis doesn't want her pity, so she goes back to Harvey, who doesn't want her pity, so she goes back to Louis, who doesn't want her pity... . Basically, this one's all about how awesome Donna is -- as the whole show should be. [more inside]
Defiance: The World We Seize & The Last Unicorns Season 3, Ep 1
Seven months have passed since Irisa saved the day and the E-Republic has left the mining town of Defiance which has found its town sustaining ore unreachable. The fate of Irisa and Nolan remain unknown, while Amanda struggles to keep the town together. Elsewhere, Rafe McCawley and the Tars continue their hunt for their grandson and children. Meanwhile, the Votan Collective has plans of its own, while a new race of aliens debut. [more inside]
In this episode of “A Cast of Kings,” Joanna and David discuss the season premiere of Game of Thrones, “The Wars to Come.”
Game of Thrones: The Wars to Come Books Included Season 5, Ep 1
Cersei and Jaime adjust to a world without Tywin. Tyrion and Varys arrive at Pentos. In Meereen, a new enemy emerges. Jon is caught between two kings.
Survivor: It's Survivor Warfare Season 30, Ep 1
Season 30 begins with eighteen new players who are divided into three tribes according to their occupations (White Collar, Blue Collar, No Collar) as they attempt to become the lone survivor and claim the million dollar prize. [more inside]
The Americans: EST Men Season 3, Ep 1
Elizabeth loses key intel in the Season 3 premiere. Meanwhile, Stan tries to fix his marriage.
Grimm: Thanks for the Memories Season 4, Ep 1
The Portland PD comes to Nick and Juliette's house to investigate Renard's shooting and Trubel's beheading of an FBI agent. Meanwhile, there's a new Wesen in town - a Gedächtnis Esser ("Memory Eater"), a man with octopus tentacles on his head who can steal memories, leaving the victim incapacitated. Nick has to investigate without the help of his Grimm powers.
The Walking Dead: No Sanctuary Show Only Season 5, Ep 1
Carol opens a can of whoopass on Terminus.
Regular Show: Maxin' and Relaxin' Season 6, Ep 1
Mordecai goes to his parents' (Katey Sagal and Ed Begley, Jr.) to get a mixtape with CJ, but is afraid his mom's going to embarrass him.
Supernatural: Black Season 10, Ep 1
Sam searches high and low for the newly demonic Dean, who is having a grand old time, singing karaoke with best friend Crowley. Meanwhile, an ailing Castiel is asked by Hannah to help her "convince" two fallen angels to return to Heaven
Saturday Night Live: Chris Pratt and Ariana Grande Season 40, Ep 1
Starlord returns to Earth to face his most terrifying ordeal yet -- hosting the 40th season premiere of Saturday Night Live.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.: Shadows Season 2, Ep 1
Coulson and his team are now wanted fugitives with limited resources -- but that's not stopping them from keeping the world safe from powerful and unseen threats everywhere. However, with new members they hardly know, will S.H.I.E.L.D. ever be trusted again?
The League: Sitting Shiva Season 6, Ep 1
The League returns with Jenny on top, Kevin below and Andre throwing shade. Slate does not approve but EW in their full recap mostly does. [more inside]
Teen Wolf: The Dark Moon Season 4, Ep 1
Mexico! The gang head down to look for Derek. [more inside]