Mystery Science Theater 3000: QUEST OF THE DELTA KNIGHTS Rewatch Season 9, Ep 13
Rewatch! It is not rare for stories and movies, from Howard to Tolkien, to use a generalized sort of "times of lore" setting for fantasy, which doesn't do too badly if you don't push it too hard. This movie pushes it too hard. What the hell is a "Mannerjay" supposed to be, anyway? This is the one where Pearl riffs in the theater for the first quarter of the movie. Previously.
Mystery Science Theater 3000: FINAL JUSTICE Rewatch Season 10, Ep 8
Rewatch! Joe Don Baker is a Texas lawman who is sent to accompany a criminal being extradited to Malta. It's a fish out of water scenario, you see! Watch as our protagonist delivers illegal two-fisted American justice in a land wildly outside his jurisdiction with his belligerent catchphrase, "You think you can take me? Go 'head on." Something makes me think this movie didn't do very good business in overseas markets. Previously.
Mystery Science Theater 3000: DIABOLIK Rewatch Season 10, Ep 13
Rewatch! Super-thief Diabolik steals stuff in a series of wildly implausible heists, such is his hunger to have sex in, on, or in front of valuable things with his girlfriend Eva Kant (who seems to be misnamed). It's based on an Italian comic book. You know, in that country Donald Duck is a superhero. Italian comics are weird, is what I'm sayin'. Again, this was the last episode of the classic series. Previously.
Mystery Science Theater 3000: THE HORROR OF PARTY BEACH Rewatch Season 8, Ep 17
Shocking terror! Hideous and ridiculous monsters crawl out of the sea! "It had ping-pong balls for eyes!" shrieked one overacting eyewitness! Another moaned unconvincingly, "Oh the carnage, the bad costumes, the poor cinematography!" Will no one put a stop to the atrocities committed by this director and his crew? In subplot news, Pearl and Brain Guy are in ancient Rome. Previously.
Steven Universe: Familiar Season 5, Ep 25
With many changes going on in his life, Steven tries to find his place in the world.
Steven Universe: What's Your Problem? Season 5, Ep 20
Steven and Amethyst visit Funland, Fish Stew Pizza, and the beach.
Steven Universe: Now We're Only Falling Apart Season 5, Ep 19
After the shocking revelations of A Single Pale Rose, Sapphire runs off. Steven follows her, and Pearl explains the true story of the origins of Rose Quartz.
Steven Universe: A Single Pale Rose Season 5, Ep 18
Pearl loses her cell phone. [more inside]
Steven Universe: Letters to Lars Season 5, Ep 16
Still in space, trying to get his ship repaired, Lars get a letter from Steven about the latest happenings in Beach City. Bill Dewey is directionless. [more inside]
Steven Universe: Gemcation Season 5, Ep 7
Greg tries to cheer up a despondent Steven the only way he knows how: Road trip! [more inside]
Steven Universe: Lars' Head Season 5, Ep 4
Lars gains new powers.
Steven Universe: I Am My Mom Season 4, Ep 25
The Crystal Gems fight to free the humans abducted by Aquamarine and Topaz.
Steven Universe: Are You My Dad? Season 4, Ep 24
Steven is concerned when Jamie is uncharacteristically late on his appointed rounds, but soon gets news of more troubling disappearances. Could this have something to do with the arrival of a mysterious blue Gem?
Mystery Science Theater 3000: CRY WILDERNESS Season 11, Ep 2
"Sometimes we find friends in the most unlikely places." A kid in a boarding school improbably knows Bigfoot, who appears to him in a magic vision and says his dad's in danger. So he runs home, finds his Dad, a Native American, every wild animal in North America, and a US Marshall with poor regard for the law. The guys are after an escaped circus tiger, but really the Marshall wants to kill Bigfoot, but fortunately a magic Native American and FOB (Friend Of Bigfoot) is around with an eye-gouging eagle. The kid is not traumatized by witnessing this. HAPPY END! I think this one's an early classic of the new season! The movie is just so ridiculous, it doesn't really have a plot, things just sort of happen, and everyone in it does at least one thing that is wildly irresponsible. And hey, a later host segment features a visit from Pearl, Bobo and Brain Guy, who are again tooling around the universe in the Widowmaker, going to space casinos. Pearl's attitude towards family is pretty much the same as it was around Dr. F, too, because some things never change. Episode 1102 is on Netflix. [more inside]
Steven Universe: Rocknaldo Season 4, Ep 18
Ronaldo joins the Crystal Gems!
Shorts HD presents a theatrical release of the five Oscar nominees for Best Short Film, Animated, plus three "Highly Commended" animated shorts. [more inside]
Steven Universe: Storm in the Room Season 4, Ep 17
Steven spends some time thinking about his mom.
Steven Universe: The New Crystal Gems Season 4, Ep 16
Connie, Peridot, and Lapis fill in for the Crystal Gems (and Greg).
Steven Universe: That Will Be All Season 4, Ep 15
The Crystal Gems (and Greg) make a daring escape under the noses of Yellow and Blue Diamond.
Steven Universe: Gem Heist Season 4, Ep 13
The Crystal Gems infiltrate the human zoo.
Steven Universe: Adventures in Light Distortion Season 4, Ep 12
The Crystal Gems encounter unexpected trouble during space travel.
Steven Universe: Steven's Dream Season 4, Ep 11
Steven has a dream about a Gem structure that the Crystal Gems refuse to talk about.
Steven Universe: Three Gems and a Baby Season 4, Ep 10
Greg tells Steven the story of their first winter together.
Steven Universe: Gem Harvest Season 4, Ep 8
Greg's cousin Andy makes an unexpected appearance at the barn.
Steven Universe: Last One Out of Beach City Season 4, Ep 6
Pearl shows a new side of herself as she goes to a house show with Amethyst and Steven.
Steven Universe: Mindful Education Season 4, Ep 4
Steven and Connie deal with some of the psychological effects of working with the Crystal Gems. Sequences done by guest animator Takafumi Hori!
Steven Universe: Buddy's Book Season 4, Ep 3
Steven and Connie go to the public library and find a forgotten chronicle!
Steven Universe: Know Your Fusion Season 4, Ep 2
Steven and Amethyst introduce Garnet and Pearl to Smoky Quartz, but Sardonyx steals the show. [more inside]
Steven Universe: Kindergarten Kid Season 4, Ep 1
Peridot tries to capture a corrupted gem in the Beta Kindergarten. [more inside]
Steven Universe: Bubbled Season 3, Ep 25
Steven gets stuck in a bubble with Eyeball. [more inside]
Steven Universe: Bismuth Season 3, Ep 20
Steven frees one of the original Crystal Gems from Lion's mane.
Steven Universe: Steven vs Amethyst Season 3, Ep 19
Amethyst's rivalry with Steven gets a little out of hand.
Steven Universe: Crack the Whip Season 3, Ep 18
Steven and Connie spend the day hanging out with Amethyst.
Steven Universe: Gem Hunt Season 3, Ep 17
Connie accompanies Steven and Pearl on her first real Crystal Gem mission!
Steven Universe: Greg the Babysitter Season 3, Ep 16
Greg tells the story of how he got his job at the the carwash.
Steven Universe: Monster Reunion Season 3, Ep 14
Steven uses his healing powers to help out Centipeedle.
Steven Universe: Restaurant Wars Season 3, Ep 12
When Steven dares to order off-menu from Beach Citywalk Fries, he unwittingly rekindles a feud between them and Fish Stew Pizza.
Steven Universe: Mr. Greg Season 3, Ep 8
A trip to Empire City inspires Steven, Greg, and Pearl to break into song.
Steven Universe: Steven Floats Season 3, Ep 6
Steven and the Crystal Gems return to Beach City after saving the world, and Steven discovers a new power.
At last, the long hiatus is at an end! Sure, there were five episodes a couple of weeks ago, but starting Monday of next week Cartoon Universe will be showing new episodes of Steven Universe every weekday for four weeks. With how deprived show fans have been (and how fanatical they tend to be), the excitement over new episodes has been running extremely high! Are you new to the show, or need to catch up? Don't worry, I got yo' number.... [more inside]
Steven Universe: Hit the Diamond Season 3, Ep 5
The Crystal Gems play a game of baseball with the Homeworld Rubies.
Steven Universe: Gem Drill Season 3, Ep 2
Steven and Peridot journey to the center of the Earth.
Steven Universe: Log Date 7 15 2 Season 2, Ep 29
Steven listens to Peridot's audio diary.
Steven Universe: Message Recieved Season 2, Ep 28
Steven confronts Peridot about an artifact she took from the Diamond base on the Moon.
Steven Universe: It Could Have Been Great Season 2, Ep 27
The Crystal Gems and Peridot go to a Diamond base on the moon for some information on the Cluster.
Steven Universe: Steven's Birthday Season 2, Ep 26
Steven's unusual hybrid biology causes him some problems when Connie visits him at the barn for his birthday.
Steven Universe: The Answer Season 2, Ep 25
For Steven's birthday, Garnet tells the story of how Ruby and Sapphire met, and how she came to join the Crystal Gems.
Steven Universe: Back to the Barn Season 2, Ep 23
When Pearl and Peridot clash over who should build a drill to get to the Cluster, Steven has them compete with giant robots.
Steven Universe: Friend Ship Season 2, Ep 18
The Crystal Gems follow Peridot to an ancient Gem spaceship.
Steven Universe: Historical Friction Season 2, Ep 17
Jamie and Steven put on a play about the founding of Beach City.
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